Embedded Files
Rent starting at ₹ 100 per month!
Rent starting at ₹ 100 per month!
Rossiville Condos
Rossiville Condos
Want to escape paying your landlord Il Presidente rent each month?! Save up and buy your own home!
Want to escape paying your landlord Il Presidente rent each month?! Save up and buy your own home!
Meet the Rossiville Condos manager (and city lawyer) Bob Loblaw. He may be Il Presidente's IN-LAW, but he's the Nation's most famous OUTLAW. Good thing he practices LAW and operates the Bob Loblaw Online Law Blog.
"We hope you enjoy your time here and the beautiful grounds/amenities! Remember... NO PETS ALLOWED! I've OUTLAWED them. It's the LAW!" - Bob Loblaw
The Governor'S MANSION
The Governor'S MANSION
Current Governor of Rossiville? Come on in! Welcome home!
LEVEL 1
LEVEL 1
The Humble Abode
The Humble Abode
Welcome to the tiniest, coziest house on the block! This one-room wonder has just enough space for big imaginations. Perfect for reading books, building blanket forts, or hiding snacks from your pets. Simple, sweet, and oh-so-snuggly --- it’s the kind of place where even your stuffed animals feel at home. No mansion, no problem --- it's humble, and proud of it! Small in size, big in heart.
LEVEL 2
LEVEL 2
The Double Double
The Double Double
Welcome to The Double Double, a charming home where everything comes in pairs --- two cozy living rooms, twin kitchens, double the closets, and twice the space for your family to enjoy. It EVEN has 22 mouse traps included! Perfect for anyone who loves symmetry and a little extra of everything... well, except sealed windows. Save up your money and you'll be IN-N-OUT of this place in no time!
LEVEL 3
LEVEL 3
The Lawn and ORder
The Lawn and ORder
Welcome to a home where everything is under control --- especially the hedges. This impeccably manicured suburban sanctuary features a porch made for lemonade sipping, a garage with serious “dad energy,” and landscaping so neat it practically enforces its own HOA. Inside? Peace, quiet, and probably a drawer just for batteries. Perfect for rule followers, early risers, and those who alphabetize their spices. Justice... and curb appeal... for all!
LEVEL 4
LEVEL 4
The Trojan house
The Trojan house
You will not expect what this house will bring you! Boasting deceptive square footage, hidden rooms, and an open-concept ambush plan, this is the perfect home for those who enjoy surprises, strategy, and suspiciously generous gifts. It will surely conquer your heart with its Rossiville cardinal and gold standard. If you move in, your new neighbors absolutely won't see you coming (so don't expect any welcome-to-the-neighborhood cookies).
The Farm to Table
The Farm to Table
This sleek, barn-inspired beauty is where rustic charm meets overpriced minimalism. Featuring distressed (but emotionally stable) hardwood floors, a kitchen that whispers “kale only,” and an open floor plan for maximum locally sourced energy flow. Comes with a faux chicken coop, a porch made for Instagramming lattes, and a dining area that’s never seen a frozen pizza.
LEVEL 5
LEVEL 5
The FortDay
The FortDay
Tired of building under pressure and battling 12-year-olds online? Welcome to Fortday --- the calm, sensible homestead where nothing happens quickly and nobody throws grenades at you. This well-structured, zero-drama domicile features reinforced walls, a predictable floor plan, and a cozy porch for yelling at clouds and doing the nitty-griddy. Comes fully stocked with sensible shoes, lukewarm tea, and absolutely no emotes. Build slow. Live slow. Fortday!
The Modern Pioneer
The Modern Pioneer
Blaze a new trail without leaving behind your Wi-Fi! This sleek cabin brings pioneer spirit to the 21st century with smart design, big windows for star-gazing (or just scrolling), and a porch perfect for roasting marshmallows or charging your devices. Whether you’re an explorer or a Netflix settler, this home logs all the right boxes. The Modern Pioneer: where the wild meets wireless. Plus, discover hidden gold nuggets --- not the kind you mine, but the ones you find in your snack drawer!
LEVEL 6
LEVEL 6
THe Finnegan
THe Finnegan
Top of the morning to ya! This plot o' gold will bring you the luck of the Irish as well as some flute-playing garden gnomes. It also has the oldest apple tree in town. Be careful when putting up those Christmas lights --- you'll get some heavy turf burn!
The Very Good Point
The Very Good Point
Grandma always used to say, "It only takes one good point to win an argument!" Well, this place would have put the victory in Victorian if it only knew "Y." You'll be waking up in this emerald beauty like Dorothy in Oz. It may not come with a dog, but it'll put you in the mood to play Africa by Toto on repeat. With towering ceilings, elaborate trim, and a wraparound porch, this home is perfect for making excellent arguments no one asked for. Features include dramatic staircases, moody parlors, and at least one room reserved for contemplation while gazing out the window. The Very Good Point --- oh, you’ll see it eventually.
LEVEL 7
LEVEL 7
The Ravenwood Manor
The Ravenwood Manor
Ravenwood Manor, where shadowed halls whisper secrets and creaking stairs hint at unseen visitors. Nestled at the edge of a fog-drenched forest, this eerie estate is perfect for those drawn to the haunted and mysterious. Don't fall into the kraa-kraaa-cracks!
THe Eye-ChEE-WhAA-WHAA
THe Eye-ChEE-WhAA-WHAA
One look at this shocking place will leave you nearly speechless. Welcome to the feisty casa that packs more personality than square footage! This caliente cutie features bold colors, a bark-worthy patio, and just enough room for you and your attitude. Perfect for lovers of spice, style, and sudden outbursts of excitement. Get ready for your daily selfies in front of this place. ¡Olé!
LEVEL 8
LEVEL 8
The Johnstonshire Castle
The Johnstonshire Castle
Have you ever dreamed of ruling your very own castle and calling everyone else around you peasants? You'll never have to give directions to your place again with this towering marvel that all will see! Be careful though... as they say... "Moat money, moat problems, yo!"
Page updated
Report abuse