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Yellowstone SuperVolcano Bound To Erupt
By: Bentley Hammond, 7th Grade FMS Reporter
The yellowstone Supervolcano is bound to erupt, people are desperately trying to escape. President Trump nominates a local teenage boy, AJ wade to jump in and save humanity. If he doesn't, life could come to an end faster than we think.
Moon Becomes A Cat and Roams the Earth
Moon Becomes A Cat and Roams the Earth
By: Kyrie Miller (7th Grade Reporte)
By: Kyrie Miller (7th Grade Reporte)
Have you ever seen a random cat just… Roaming? Roaming near YOUR windows? This cat remains a mystery, but not for long.
This cat seems innocent, it’s perfect and smooth white fur sticking up if it senses danger. The fur looks too perfect, maybe even out of this world. However, it is out of this world. Reports by fellow citizens have stated that the cat sometimes turns into a small white ball when hiding. A small, moon shaped ball. The ball looks just like the moon.
Now, you may be asking, how come we still see the moon? The moon in outer space is an imposter. The “Moon Cat” (Named this for no reason at all.) is the moon we know and love. The imposter moon is dangerous, because if you look at it for too long, you get blinded. “That dang moon made me go blind in one eye!” Joe Googoolala states. He now wears an eye patch.
In conclusion, the cat you see is our moon. It will hide from you if it is seen. If you see it, nurture it the best you can, and hopefully we can put our moon back in its rightful place.
This cat seems innocent, it’s perfect and smooth white fur sticking up if it senses danger. The fur looks too perfect, maybe even out of this world. However, it is out of this world. Reports by fellow citizens have stated that the cat sometimes turns into a small white ball when hiding. A small, moon shaped ball. The ball looks just like the moon.
Now, you may be asking, how come we still see the moon? The moon in outer space is an imposter. The “Moon Cat” (Named this for no reason at all.) is the moon we know and love. The imposter moon is dangerous, because if you look at it for too long, you get blinded. “That dang moon made me go blind in one eye!” Joe Googoolala states. He now wears an eye patch.
In conclusion, the cat you see is our moon. It will hide from you if it is seen. If you see it, nurture it the best you can, and hopefully we can put our moon back in its rightful place.
Man Discovers Water That Tastes Like Soda
By: Titus Dedduang, 7th Grade Reporter
As of September 41th, 1738 a man named John Pork took a big sip of water in the ocean. He noticed that the water tasted like soda and instantly sent his discovery to every museum in Colorado. He stated in an interview “ If you want to drink some of this scrumptious water visit Kepler-452b in the solar system.”
John plans to bottle all of the water and sell it at Walmart, and when asked how much he was planning to charge per pottle he told the press; “I'm pretty sure I'm gonna sell it for 167.21$ per bottle.”
Some people on social media are currently mad at how much he is planning to market his amazing discovery for. However, others are saying he's not going to make any profit because of how expensive it is to get a water bottle license.
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DOGS TAKE UP DOOR DASHING
DOGS TAKE UP DOOR DASHING
By: AJ Wade (7th Grade Reporter)
Yesterday, Doordash got a surprising request from a dog owner saying “Can you add 'Dog' as a delivery option for Door Dashing?" What these dogs did will surprise you.
Yesterday, Doordash got a surprising request from a dog owner asking them to put up a dog option for Door Dashing, that's when they found out that a dog took up Door dashing and is making roughly $98 dollars a day! “That's more money than I make a day.” Says dog owner Bentley Hammond. It's not just 1 dog doing it, over 500 dogs have already applied for Doordash. “I would love to welcome dogs to Doordash, I think it will make a lovely surprise to customers.” Says the Doordash CEO in a press interview.
Doordash reviews have currently been getting more positive since dogs took up Doordashing, and more people are getting the app and buying food from it. Last week, Doordash had 26 million downloads, and now that dogs have started Doordashing, the downloads have increased by 13 million downloads, puting Doordash at 39 million downloads.
Doordash has stated "We highly encourage people to enroll their dogs to Doordash, we think its a very funny and cool thing to have in our app" The “Dog” Option has now been added to the app to select how you will doordash. Apply your dog to doordash today!
Local Child Discovers Tree That Grows Money
By: Titus Dedduang (7th Grade Reporter)
As of 4/1/5 a student, James Jones, at Waterbottle Elementary discovered a tree that grows money. The student discovered this amazing find while he was playing tag during his recess break at school and quickly shared his discovery with his teachers. However instead of letting Jones have the money, ten thousand dollars, the teacher, Mrs. Poal snatched it. When interviewed Jones told news reporters “Mrs Poal stole all my money and won't give it back! She said it was property of the school but I found it!”
Jones' parents are currently trying to sue Waterbottle Elementary school due to the terrible situation they found their son in when he was walking home. Mr Jam Jones, the father of James, told the press that “I found my son crying in the middle of the street because he didn't have enough money for the Clash Royale diamond pass!”
Who do you think deserves the tree, the student who found it? James Jones? or the school in which it was located?
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