As of 1/28/26, it had been snowing heavily. Over 5 ½ feet of snow has covered FMS, although school has been cancelled, some still have been visiting.

 At 11:54 AM on the 28th of January, journalism kids were walking to school because they had to complete the newspaper before the 4th. When they saw that girls from all grades had constructed a massive snow castle in the middle of the field, they stayed in it and protected it with T-shirt Cannons loaded with snowballs instead of T-shirts. 

At 1:34 PM, a student called his friends, who then called their friends, and they all showed up at the school. They were armed with the same things the girls were. One of them in the front raised a flag with a male symbol. There were roughly 245 boys at the school, all armed with “Snowball cannons.” Then a whistle blew, and someone yelled, “CHARGE!” The boys attacked and ran at the fortress. The girls opened fire at the boys, with some still being shot with snowballs and falling to the snow. Some boys carried snow shovels and dug trenches and shelters to advance towards the castle. They advanced charge by charge, digging trenches to help allies advance too. Then the final charge happened. The boys ran against the wall and fired at the girls. They then dug through the snow and into the castle. In the end, the boys defeated the girls and took the castle for themselves. But this might not be the last time we see the girls raise their cannons, as “Scouts” have been spotted around the castle. Will the females come back? Or will the males forever rule the castle?

Police are investigating the loss of thirteen children whose disappearances seem to be connected to one mysterious woman. It all started on Halloween, when several trick-or-treaters reported a disturbing encounter. They reported the incident to the police and described an extraordinary phenomenon. They said that a woman was sitting on a park bench in Whisperway Park, reading, while wearing very old-fashioned clothes. They also said they couldn’t see her eye color, skin color, hair color, or anything else about her appearance, except that she was 100% translucent, invisible except for her clothing. The police arrived on the scene, stepping up to the woman. One of the officers attempted to talk to her, but she didn’t respond. He tapped her on the shoulder, and she still ignored him. He walked by the place the next day, and she was still there, completely still. She was on the same page of the same book as the day before. She still ignored the officers.
    “That woman really freaked me out. We were just walking across the street, talking about the candy we got, and there she was, an invisible woman just reading on the park bench.” Said Aliss Morcrove, one of the trick-or-treaters who had phoned the police, at the age of 13.

 Over the next few days, thirteen children disappeared. Each one was last seen near the invisible woman. Three days after they went missing, blood was found pooled under the woman’s feet. A DNA test proved it to be the blood of Cici Amortin, one of the first children to go missing. Cici’s parents sued the woman, believing that she had murdered their daughter. She still had not moved at all. She was first seen to move when she was taken under gunpoint so she could move to her trial. At the trial, she did not speak. She was convicted and sent to prison, sentenced to death by hanging. Each day after the invisible woman’s execution, another child went missing. They had all just disappeared. They were all also last seen by the invisible woman’s park bench, where her book lay forgotten. The children were never seen again; however, whenever someone walked by the bench, they claimed to hear whispers from the children who had gone missing. Rumor had it that they were waiting to be released by the woman who had been wrongly executed.
“I knew one of the kids who went missing. His name was Jamie Everfront. He was cheerful, bubbly, and kind, and he loved dinosaurs. Every time I walk by that bench, I can almost swear that I hear him talking to several other children, telling them about the dinosaurs that had roamed the Earth years ago.” Says Kyle Burnton, one of the people who had witnessed the trial of the invisible woman.
Parents feared for their children's lives as more and more children disappeared. The presence of the invisible woman was felt by everyone who walked past that park bench and the spot where she was executed. She was said to take the souls of the children and turn their bodies invisible so that they could never be found as revenge for the life that had been so wrongly taken from her. It is also said that she took great care of the children’s souls, letting them play and chat by that park bench, then tucking them to bed in the clouds at night while telling stories of her life as the invisible woman.
All anyone truly knows is that the police are still investigating the disappearances. The police are advising parents to keep their children away from Whisperway Park and to keep their children within sight at all times. The facts are blurry, but some believe that the missing children will not be found again.

Talor Murphy, fake news reporter, 1/27/2026

Imagine just living in your house, having the time of your life, doing nothing. But not for long, what if giant slimy creatures just popped out of nowhere? Really, what would you do? Franciszek was an ordinary boy. Wake up, get dressed, go to school, get home, lie down, eat, sleep, repeat. That's what everybody did. Nikodam, Antony, Zuzanna. They all. 

But one kid loves frogs. Loves them so much, he has 73! Szymon loves frogs, and he has a vivid imagination—giant frog, dragon frog, potato frog… and so on. But then, more people are imagining things. Small frog, purple frog, dead frog. But one frog, the evil. THE OUTRAGE. GIANT FROGS. Everybody thinks that they are hallucinations. But nope, people's houses get destroyed, people's families just gone. But somehow, Szymon comes in clutch! Totally not like How to Train Your Dragon; he somehow tames the frogs. But it's not over. Some may have been tamed, but not all. 

54 years later. Everything was perfect until the food source went out—just poof, no bread. People wondered why, but Szymon knew precisely what had happened. But suddenly, an evil witch cursed him. And now, Szymon is sweeping the witch's floor forever; at least he's immortal. But Szymon has inspired the whole world to be with frogs, know frogs, be frogs. So, everyone hopped on 4 legs. Hoping it would work, but it didn't. The bad thing is, they did it for 2 months straight. And in those 2 months, the frogs have taken over.

Chaos, mayhem, mischief. That is what’s happening in Rhode Island ever since 5-year-old Zak Thorne conquered Rhode Island. Nobody knows quite how he managed to rule, but we do know that he needs something to stop him from changing the laws and creating new ones. He has changed laws like speed limits and punishments. Instead of people getting a ticket or going to jail, they are forced to play moms and dads with him. They are currently locating, neutralizing him, and fixing laws. Please do not interact with Zak Thorne if seen; call Zak Thorne's help line and act like a toddler for your sanity. 

Recently, RASA (Rats Air and Space Association) sent their lead rat, Henry, to the moon. They sent him to the moon to collect pieces of the moon, so they could check if it was really cheese. Henry got sent to the moon in a small bottle launched with springs and gears found in trash cans. When he got to the moon, he collected pieces of the moon and couldn’t help himself, and took a piece to try. When he ate a piece, he spit it out in disgust and surprise. He immediately called RASA to tell them that the moon wasn’t cheese. The entire station broke out in chaos, yelling and screaming rats. Henry came flying back from the moon, astonished, still not believing it. They still tested the moon pieces to see if it was just that part, but it is very saddening to say that the moon is indeed not cheese.

Do you know what it's like to have a dog as an adult in your house? Well, if not, this may be for you. There has been a recent discovery of a family in tennessee whos dog took control of the Woodledge family in Tennessee. The dogs get to choose what stays and what goes. He chooses what's for dinner and whether the kids can go out or not. This dog makes all the decisions. The family is happy in this town, living with the dog as the house leader. They don’t enjoy having a person talk to them, so they appointed him as house leader after he started getting too bossy. The dog that is leading the house is a chihuahua named Goose. Please do not harass the family if seen in public.