The 6 12 Stages of Debugging

1. That can't happen

2. That doesn't happen on my machine

3. That shouldn't happen on my machine

4. Why does that happen?

5. Oh, I see...

6. How did that ever work?

7. The AI says this is the fix.

8. Wait... is that a real library?

9. Stop apologising and just fix the logic!

10. I'll just paste the entire 200-line error log and see what happens.

11. This chat session is cursed.

12. I have no idea what this code does, but the vibes are passing.