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Ok... because if you're still reading this, you obviously want to know more about me on a personal note (#creeper.... *just kidding*) ... (kind of kidding... but not really)

• I am the Queen of the Realm of Harris. #lafamilia #bossfamily #allhailthequeen

• My nickname in the school and for my students is Boss Lady

• I have sleeves (tattoos)... yes they hurt.. yes you should wait until you're older (with $$$ and a career that allows them) to get one... no I will not draw yours until you are rich and famous. 

• I smile when I am angry....... but you're perfect, right? So... you shouldn't see that. But then sometimes, I smile when I am happy, too. 

• I lose my mind over poor work ethic... like straight psycho. 

• I completely (and utterly) don't function without caffeine and goldfish... and I don't answer questions before 8am.  **for the safety of all mankind, please read that again** 

• My advanced students turn into the family I never wanted (HAHAHA), but I completely adore them. If you stick around with me, you will see. #lafamilia 

• I have been voted, "Scariest Death Glare," "Most Likely to Bring a Pet to School," "Most Likely to Become a Serial Killer," and "Most Likely to arrive AFTER Her Students," by previous senior classes. 

• I am a proud fur-mama to my four-legged canine (bloodhound) child, Bo Duke. 

• If they had eye-rolling as an Olympic sport, I would be the team captain. 

• I am obsessed with the Big Bang Theory. O B S E S S E D. I am basically a mix of Sheldon and Bernadette. 

• I am obsessed with shopping.

• And lastly, (and honestly because I need to end on a professional note and stuff....) I love to travel 

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