Dear MBMS students and staff,

  We are ecstatic to have brought you our May 2022 Satire Edition!

   Here at TCC, we’ve been cooking up our humor edition, filled with something for everyone.

   In this edition, we have the Seahorses' draft for this year. This draft includes many famous and familiar faces.

   New viruses have been sweeping MBMS, causing students to interrupt their learning and causing distractions during class. These viruses are taking over the mind and the voice.

   A new restaurant, Baco Tell, has recently opened up as well as new questionable fair food being available. We have two articles getting the inside scoop on these new questionably edible specimens.

   Speaking of reviewing, TCC also has an article on life-changing products making everyone’s life easier. As well as an amazing snack, the ALL-MIGHTY CANDWICH!

   In other news, security cameras have gained sentience and have begun to take over MBMS. This led to all of the security cameras getting taken down.

   Former MBMS celebrity, John Chalmers, has made it back into the headlines. After crashing a truck into a canal and paying reparations, he lost his entire college fund. John Chalmers has now started a GoFundMe page with the Jorts for John Chalmers cause.

   This year Jenny Chalmers has enrolled in MBMS and has begun her track career. She continues to support her older brother while making a name for herself.

   A new horror movie is coming out, “Corona: The Nightmare of 2020,” a complete fictional work by the brilliant mind of Steven Spielburger.

   In this online edition, we have WGMG teachers edition, where teachers get to vent on what things cause them distress. As always we have 140-Character Review, Horoscope, and Like it or Not, but this time with a twist that you’ll just have to see for yourself.

Sincerely,

The Canine Chronicle

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