Dear MBMS students and staff,

  We are excited to have brought you our May 2023 Satire Edition!

   Here at TCC, we’ve been cooking up our humor edition, filled with something for everyone.

   In this edition, we introduce to you the Kardashian theme park, in which they continue to find the lost earring. 

   A renovation of the school will happen during summer break which is planned by the students. The library is turned into a cafe, the track and field into a water park, etc.

   A motivational speaker comes to MBMS, new school rules are made which includes wearing pink on Fridays because it is the principal's favorite color, teachers and students required to run in the hallways, and many more.

   Speaking of running, now you could hire professional hallway walkers which will help students get more popular!!

   In other news, dad jokes became a threat to society. Survivors of this pandemic talked about how they survived and got passed it. 

   The canine chronicle journalists have also found some teachers' secrets, what did they do before they became teachers?

   This year there will be a new mandatory nap time in which students are required to sleep for half an hour right after their lunch.

   There is so much more in store for you such as a student's arms falling off while pursuing the pushup record, students expelled for hair, staff members who are revealed as superheroes, teacher internet stars, the school mascot fired, school musical, celebs elected in Auburn, stolen pencil app, and so much more.

   In this online edition, we have WGMG teachers edition, where teachers get to vent on what things cause them distress. As always we have 140-Character Review, Horoscope, and Like it or Not, but this time with a twist that you’ll just have to see for yourself.

Sincerely,

The Canine Chronicle

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