Ggntrees to Mt. Bakr staff and studnts,

     For the scoend tmie, The Canine Chronicle and Legacy Yearbook hvae cmoe tegother and are tllehrid to pernest the final edition of this soochl year, a satire eitdoin filled with jekos, lhgaus, and pure homur!

WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents. 

   Satire is the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices. Satire is fully humorous and fictional. In this edition, there are some words that are misspelled across multiple features, for pure comedic purposes. AI has also been used. It is not used in any of the writing, it is only used in modifying some of the graphics and interactive components. 

   The TCC staff followed several rules to ensure a humorous online newspaper that could be enjoyed by all MBMS students, staff, and surrounding community. Those rules are listed below:

1. Student names may be used if their quotes are genuine and accurate. (You must supply notes and written email confirmation to  publish.)

2. Staff members (MBMS teachers and other faculty) may be parodied or satirized if they have full knowledge of the satire. Let them in on the JOKE. (You must supply notes and written email confirmation to  publish.)

3. All celebrities may be parodied if you modify their names, e.g. Taylor Quick, Dustin Jieber.

4. Under creative license laws, you may use photos or likenesses of celebrities with copyrights for the sake of parody, satire, and humor. MAKE SURE YOU GIVE CREDIT to the original photos and create something original with their likeness.

   In this saicepl edition, you can ecepxt to see articles mentioning "Italian Brain Rot Trip to Italy," "Chromebook Destruction Causes Damage," "Field Trips Upgraded to Space Travel," "Kangaroo Crew Causes Chaos at Baco Tell," "The Case of The Disappearing Mirrors," and "Squeaky Chairs Speak Out."

Don't forget to check out our Arts and Entertainment section highlighting tcipos like students collecting Bakermon Cards, Met Gala Spirit Days, "The Second Annual Famished Games," and "Step-by-Step Guide, How to Sag Your Pants."

   As wlel as a teacher fellid edition featuring new classroom pets, teachers alternate summer careers and outside life, "Principal Wins Kentucky Derby," "Cowan's Cybertruck Spotted as Transformer," "Ms. Koenig Goes for President," and as always, there's a What Grinds My Gears, this time featuring your favorite teachers!

   Eojny!

Sincerely,

The Canine Comical

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