May 1st School Principals’ National Day
May 2nd National Truffle Day
May 3rd National Comic Book Day
May 4th National Bird Day
May 5th National Astronaut Day
May 6th National Nurses Day
May 7th National Tourism Day
May 8th National Have a Pepsi Day
May 9th National Sleepover Day
May 10th National Shrimp Day
May 11th National Train Day
May 12th National Nutty Fudge Day
May 13th National Apple Pie Day
May 14th National Buttermilk Biscuit Day
May 15th National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16th National Barbecue Day
May 17th National Walnut Day
May 18th National Cheese Souffle Day
May 19th National Sugarbee Apple Day
May 20th National Pick Strawberries Day
May 21st National Strawberries & Cream Day
May 22rd National Vanilla Pudding Day
May 23rd National Lucky Penny Day
May 24th National Brothers Day
May 25th National Towel Day
May 26th National Memorial Day
May 27th National Grape Day
May 28th National Hamburger Day
May 29th National Paperclips Day
May 30th National Hole in my Bucket Day
May 31st National Smiles Day
https://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/
1. Why are waterbeds so bouncy?
They’re filled with spring water.
2. Does February march?
No, but April may!
3. Which month of the year is the shortest?
May. It only has three letters.
4. Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?
She’s having her babies in the spring.
5. What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
6. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb.
7. What did the dirt say to the rain?
You’d better cut it out, or my name will be mud!
8. What did the flower say when he found out it was allergy season again?
“You’ve got to be pollen my leg.”
9. When is the best time to wash your Slinky?
During spring cleaning.
10. Why did the bird go to the flower shop?
It wanted to pick up some chicks!
11. What do gardeners wear on their legs?
Garden hose.
12. How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer?
There’s a spring in people’s steps.
13. What do you call an emergency in spring?
May Day.
14. What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle?
A daffo-dill.
15. Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a B comes after it!
16. How do you plant a kiss in spring?
With two lips. (This also makes a good Valentine’s Day joke!)
17. When is it impossible to plant flowers?
When you haven’t botany.
18. What did the seed say to the flower?
OK, bloomer!
19. Why couldn’t the little flower ride a bike?
It didn’t have any petals.
20. How do brand-new spring flowers greet each other?
“Hey, bud!”
21. What happened when the man opened up his flower shop?
Business was blooming.
22. What’s the best flower for a boy to give on Mother’s Day?
A son-flower.
23. Did you hear about the flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
24. How can you tell spring flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds.
25. Should I plant flowers in April?
May as well!
26. What type of flower do you plant in the dark?
A light bulb.
Source:https://www.rd.com/article/spring-jokes/