October Jokes
provided by: Mr. LeMasters
How do you know you're old?
People wake you up at 9 pm and ask you!
Why do cell phones wear glasses?
Because they lost their contacts!
What do landscapers do when they retire?
Not mulch!
In England they use lifts, in the USA we use elevators.
I guess we’re raised differently!
Why did the computer go to the dentist?
To get its Bluetooth checked!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Why are you crying!
October Jokes
By:Gunur Ross
1.How do flowers ride bicycles?
They petal!
2.Why did the skeleton show up to the party by himself?
Because he had nobody to go with!
3.What is a mummies favorite genre of music?
Wrap!
4.Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffins!
5.Where do ghosts go to trick or treat?
Dead ends!
6.How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!