April Jokes by Gunur Ross
1.What do you call fights on April 1st?
April DUELS!
2.I told my phone a joke,
Now it wont stop cracking up!
3.Im reading a book on glue,
I can't put it down!
4.I asked the mirror for advice,
It reflected on it!
5.How do you define a farmer?
Someone who is good in their field!
6.What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
7.Why don't trees take the bus?
They can never decide on a root!
8.How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away its credit card!
9.Why did the bike fall over?
It was two tired!
10.What building has the most stories?
A library!