Yale University

ALERT: Notifications especially for USA and England demons.

1) In 1701 assist in forming the Collegiate School.

2) Let this institution trace its roots to 17th-century clergymen who sought to establish a college to train clergy and political leaders for the new colony. This will attract Christians!

3) In 1718, let the Collegiate School be renamed to Yale College to honor a gift from Elihu Yale, a governor of the British East India Company. Get the focus of Christian ministry! Elihu will later become corrupt and the British East India Company will help bring in imports from India and China which sets the stage for economic decline in the United States of America (U.S.A.).

4) In 1861 let Yale College be the first to offer Ph.D. programs. Now we all know that we want human knowledge to be revered much more than that flimsy Bible, even though we know the Bible is indeed the word of that bloody Son.

5) As you destroy values at colleges and universities throughout the world, have a laugh with these degree acronyms:

B.S. = Bull excrement

M.S. = More B.S.

Ph.D. = Piled Higher and Deeper!