Seeking Snicket

The authorities at HarperCollins Children's Books, the Library of Congress, and the Not-Very-Supermarket are desperate to understand the unsettling conspiracy that surrounds the mysterious Lemony Snicket, author of a very unwelcome series of books, unsuitable for readers of any age. In order to collect all relevant information, we ask that you complete the following survey and forward it to any of your own associates whom you suspect may have additional information.

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