The Compromiser
He blows kisses to the right;
He blows kisses to the left.
He who tries to please everybody
Pleases nobody.
In the spirit of compromise,
He loves the insurance companies too much
To provide healthcare for all the people.
He loves the corporations too much
To provide education for all the people.
In the spirit of compromise,
Yes to the insurance companies,
No to the people.
In the spirit of compromise,
Mucho Dinero for the banks,
No Dinero for the people.
In the spirit of compromise,
He loves the richness of war
More than the morality of peace.
In the spirit of compromise,
The sea lion who sleeps with the sharks
Will be eaten by the sharks.
The lamb who sleeps with the tiger
Will be eaten by the tiger.
Thus the final compromise,
Reciat in pace.