Unchosen

Unchosen

Male human monk (monk of the empty hand)/druid (plains druid) 1/1 | Lawful Neutral

Init -4; Perception +3

 DEFENSE

AC 15, touch 15, flat-footed 10 (+2 Dex, +2 Wis, +1 Dodge)

hp 15 (2d8 +2 con)

Fort +5 | Ref +5 | Will +6 (+7 within 30' of an animal)

 OFFENSE

Speed 30 ft.

Melee unarmed strike +4 (1d6+4, x2)

Flurry (Venger) +3/+3 (1d6+4, x2)

Ranged shuriken +2 (1d2, x2)

 STATISTICS

Str 18, Dex 14, Con 12, Int 13, Wis 14, Cha 10

Base Atk +0; CMB +4; CMD 16

Feats Spell Affinity (goodberry), Catch Off-Guard, Combat Expertise, Improved Dirty Trick, Dodge

Flaw Fucktard (-6 penalty to Initiative and -3 to Perception checks)

Traits Adopted (Animal Friend), Deft Dodger

Skills (1 rank in each): Acrobatics +6, Climb +8, Heal +6, Knowledge (nature) +7, Perception +6, Perform (sing) +4, Profession (baker) +6, Profession (gardner) +6, Ride +6, Spellcraft +5, Stealth +6, Survival +8, Swim +8

Languages Common, Druidic, Gnome

Spells Per Day

0    1st

3     2

0 - Goodberry, Purify Food and Drink, Stabilize

1st - Cure Light Wounds (x2)

Equipment: Explorer's Outfit, wide-brimmed hat, dead opossum clinging to a stick, wand of cure light wounds with no charges, belt pouch full of strawberry seeds.

He also has a size small sleeping bag with two holes in the bottom tied under a Backpack containing 2 weeks trail rations, 5 pounds of carrots, a full waterskin, and 50' of hemp rope.

Background

Unchosen is a nickname, his full name in gnomish is "Curse of the Chosen One." Unchosen was found abandoned in a field of wild strawberries by an old spinster gnome who had gone out wandering in an effort to get eaten by a bear. The mewling babe brought tears to her eyes and a reason to live... and make pies.

Raised by a senile bi-polar gnome witch who dressed him like a strawberry, Unchosen had a loving, fun-filled childhood and has fond memories of being tucked into his pie shaped bed in his overly warm, oven shaped room. She taught him to talk to plants, sing to the wind and listen to the moon, all the skills a growing boy needed. When Jubilee June was executed for cooking a halfling one cold autumn morning Unchosen left the gnome village behind forever. He freed a trapped giant rabbit that had been raiding the village gardens and set out to find a way to the moon because he really likes cheese.

Unchosen is a true fucktard barely in touch with reality, he sleeps in a gnome-sized sleeping bag with holes cut in the bottom with his legs sticking out, and uses a dead opossum he named Venger for his monk flurry of blows. He believes that Venger is just playing possum and he hopes to one day master the gopher-chucks to give Venger a break because he has been looking pretty tired lately.

His animal companion is a jet black giant rabbit he calls The Bunny of Ill-Omen and his goodberry spell always makes strawberries.

Bunny of Ill Omen

N Large animal

Init +2; Senses low-light vision, scent; Perception +6

Defense

AC 14, touch 10, flat-footed 9 (+1 Dex, –1 size, +4 natural)

hp 13 (2d8+4)

Fort +5, Ref +5, Will +1

Offense

Speed 50 ft.

Melee bite +4 (1d4+3)

Space 10 ft.; Reach 5 ft.

Statistics

Str 16, Dex 13, Con 15, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6

Base Atk +1; CMB +5; CMD 16 (20 vs. trip)

Feat Run

Skills Perception +6, Stealth +2

Ecology

Environment temperate plains