wack ass politics - placeholder title

there are 2 main charcters, they hate each other to a comedic lvl, but gotta stand their company for work

enemy 1/E1 is the message transmitter while enemy 2/E2 is the messanger

E1 s and E2 s nations are at "war" [currently] because one higherup has conflicting viewpoints from the other one, each side has 2 messangers, the ones that arent E1 and E2 are probably getting along a little more professional

if anything happens to either E1 or E2, then things get worse and the peaceful fight turns into a more serious one, eye for an eye mentality

im writing whatever i wanna write/out of order, dont get spoiled by reading it out of order tho rtdfhgj (pre "war" is more backstory-y rather than directly relevant)

first chapter pre "war"