Audition Monologues

SummerSing 2025 Audition Monologues

Audition Monologues – SummerSing 2025

“Tooth Fairy Sanitizer”

I lost a tooth the other day, and I put it under my pillow and so that the Tooth Fairy would come in and take my tooth and replace it with some cash. OK… so I have some questions and concerns here.

#1) By my calculations (takes out calculator and begins typing frantically) somewhere in the world a child loses a tooth every .08 seconds… BUT they are not all in the same part of the world… which brings me to …

#2) how does this little tooth-collecting thing get from place to place?

#3) if this Fairy is touching other people’s teeth each night… what about the germs? Ewwwwww… gross…. This fairy is touching a bunch of teeth and then touching my pillow??

From now on when I lose a tooth…I am leaving some anti-bacterial hand sanitizer under my pillow

“The Empty Fishbowl”

Dramatic

Amber just got to school and must tell her teacher what happened to the class pet last night.

Amber:  Ms Jenson?  I know I was supposed to bring Goldie back today, but…um…Well, me and my dad put the fishbowl on my desk in my room.  And I fed him just a pinch of food like you showed me and I watched him swim around until I had to go to bed.  Well, this morning I woke up and Goldie was gone from his bowl! So, I called my dad, and he looked all over my room and then he found a small piece of his tail.  My cat Toby killed him and it’s all my fault. I should have closed the door!  I should have locked Toby out! I didn’t mean for it to happen.  I didn’t mean for him to die (beat) Ms. Jenson, do you think Goldie went to heaven?