Audition Monologues

SummerSing 2024 Audition Monologues

Day of Liberation

Description:  Comic; Child is getting braces off

This is the happiest day of my life.

NO prisoner ever yearned for freedom more than I yearned for mine. 

No iron bars have ever been more confining than the ones I just escaped.

Oh, when I think of the food I’ve missed in the last 2 years.

Today is different. Today I can eat anything I want. Make it four ears of corn for me, or caramel or gum!

I could sing and shout. I love everyone in the entire world, even my little brother. 

I can laugh again, not just smile politely.

Here I am world, without the metal.

Today, I got my braces off.

Late Pass

Description:  Comic; Tori tells his/her teacher why he/she is so late for class.

Sorry I’m late Mrs. Applebee, but I have a really good reason.

See, my alarm clock broke and didn’t wake me up.

By the time I got up, my mom had left for work thinking I was already on the bus. 

When I got up and looked at my mom’s clock-ahhh! I already missed the bus!

I had to rush and take a shower because my dog drooled all over me in my sleep. 

Then I couldn’t find any clean clothes, so I had to wear my big brother’s overalls.

I grabbed my piggy bank-phew-lunch money!

As I was running to school, I tripped 5 times on my pants.

And here I am. (Beat)

I hope I didn’t miss the test.