About Me

warning: grammar goes a little bit out the window here

i am SomeExistite (pronounced like some exist aight)

i am officially autistic

ive been told im very sarcastic

i am probably adhd tastic (i was diagnosed but then undiagnosed when i was diagnosed as autistic, makes sense, no? yeah i didnt think so)

i am gay

basic info:

name: SomeExistite (i'll tell you my real name when i trust you)

age: not that it's any of your business, but i am 19

location: southwest ohio (procter & gamble) (i am genetically predisposed to sharing personal information with strangers online) 

pronouns: he/they

certified boykisser (i wish)

aspiring/wannabe femboy

probably in need of a hug

click here to view links!

click here to view my miscellaneous rants and other conversations of my interests!

Fun Fact: remember to check out my unfiltered nonsense for a variety of rants and other interests

Random Quip(s): (various quotes from How It's Actually Made [parody of How It's Made by Huggbees] recited from memory)

• some yellow shit

• newman o's, what the fuck?

• sinful cloud orgy

• [each dough circle] goes into [a pan to bake] the oven for elevendy minutes at a bajillion degrees

• the pies are stabbed.

• similar to your brother, the balloon forms can take it from both ends

• how much flour? i don't have to tell you.

• the factory floor and machinery have about six trillion toothpicks

• this is where the ree in batteries comes from

• this is where the

in the word "batteries

"

comes from

• god damn motherfucking CHOO CHOO TRAIN

• fresh pies over here!

• these deluxe condoms can fit up to five penises