About Me
I tried using linktree but linktree sucks
I am me.
This is a random image on my computer.
Welcome to my about me website thingy! Why are you here?
warning: grammar goes a little bit out the window here
i am SomeExistite (pronounced like some exist aight)
i am officially autistic
ive been told im very sarcastic
i am probably adhd tastic (i was diagnosed but then undiagnosed when i was diagnosed as autistic, makes sense, no? yeah i didnt think so)
i am gay
basic info:
name: SomeExistite (i'll tell you my real name when i trust you)
age: not that its any of your business, but i am both a minor and 17
location: southwest ohio (procter & gamble) (i am genetically predisposed to have the urge to share personal information with strangers online)
pronouns: he/they
certified boykisser (i wish)
aspiring femboy
oh and https://en.pronouns.page/@SomeExistite if you want that for some reason
Fun Fact: remember to check out my unfiltered nonsense for a variety of rants and other interests
Fun Fact 2: 🏳️⚧️ trans rights obviously
Pop Quiz: Who is John Dolmayan?
Random Song Lyric: "Why don't you ask the kids at Tienanmen Square / Was fashion the reason why they were there? / They disguise it, hypnotize it / Television made you buy it" ("Hypnotize", System Of A Down, Hypnotize)
fashion.mp3Random Quip(s): (various quotes from How It's Actually Made [parody of How It's Made by Huggbees] recited from memory)
the baked agave fiber is completely fucking destroyed
some yellow shit
newman o's, what the fuck?
sinful cloud orgy
goes into the oven for elevendy minutes at a bajillion degrees
the pies are stabbed.
similar to your brother, the balloonforms™ can take it from both ends
how much flour? i don't have to tell you.
the factory floor and machinery have about six trillion toothpicks
this is where the ree in batteries comes from
this is where the
in the word "batteries
"
comes from
god damn motherfucking CHOO CHOO TRAIN
fresh pies over here!
these deluxe condoms can fit up to five penises