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so in response to someone i know coming out as bi, which I was NOT expecting (therefore not on my metaphorical 2024 bingo), i have created a 2025 bingo with some predictions for 2025
I tried to organize the board to be advantageous to me
More likely things are tried to be organized in a row
Explanation of each space (numbered 1-5, top to bottom then left to right)
1-1: someindustries, it takes a lot of effort to update and maintain, and i really need free time for that, which may become scarce
1-2: you never know what john cena might do
1-3: college ($200 optional)
1-4: gay
1-5: please no
2-1: ohio sucks
2-2: my phone be getting a little old (2020 pixel 4a 5g)
2-3: please yes
2-4: former friend was transphobic in ye olden days, not sure on stance now, hopefully not transphobic
2-5: if trump wins, then
3-1: dc trip
3-2: if kamala wins, then
3-3: afforementioned someone i know, free space because already true
3-4: "im beginning to believe that its not the straight people acting a bit gay, its the gay people that i falsely believe are straight" and also the people that just turn out to be gay out of nowhere because my gaydar is very inaccurate
3-5: you never know
4-1: starship troopers
4-2: No information is available for this page. Learn why
4-3: hopefully
4-4: femboy
4-5: climate change or somthing
5-1: some awful war shit happens somewhere
5-2: former friend was transphobic in ye olden days, not sure on stance now, maybe still transphobic
5-3: i need one of those
5-4: table
5-5: computer
CHANCE OF BINGO: Mild, not out of the question, but not 100% by any means.
Explanation of current spaces filled (numbered 1-5, top to bottom then left to right)
3-3: free space, already true
3-4: partially true, or true but not completely comfortable with marking fully true
2-3: blacked out due to 1-5
3-2: 1-5, so there's no need to deny it. and to us on the left, we lost. denying it isn't gonna make it go away.
4-3: darkened due to 1-5, but not completely out of the question (yet)
5-5: My Lenovo Ideapad decided to up and quit. I tried to buy a Latitude 7490 on eBay, but it didn't work out. So I'm stuck using the bulky heavy Latitude E6430 I have. Don't get me wrong, I love this thing, but not as a daily driver. It's bulky and heavy, slow and ancient, with an awful, AWFUL screen. I am not a fan of this. Plus, no Bluetooth and sometimes spotty WiFi. I wish technology would just fucking work sometimes.
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