Hall 4

Well then Im back.

Alright, YouTubes comments arent here for people to drool all over the fucking keyboard. If you have a genuine comment, then leave a genuine comment, otherwise, no ones open to gibberish.

Oh no this is so sad. This is so sad Im genuinely laughing at how horrible this shit is. 

Yeah, I dont think anyone really gives a shit. Just face it, theres only 8 billion living and breathing humans in this world, youre never gonna reach that, and no. just no. Stop impersonating actual creators like Nobel Tech, and go find something more productive to do. If you cant make good content, then fuck you, youre fucked, I cant help you.

Translation - "Which smartphone is better" Translated via Google Translate

Well theres your proof, damn quiz forcing people to prefer a phone plagued with spyware, ads, and bullshit.

Also translated by Google Translate - "I think SMASNUG is better"

Well, if its your personal preference, dont make a fucking quiz on it.

Alright yeah fuck off.

What the fuck do we have here? There are really people ignorant or condescending enough to think its "normal" perhaps "rudimentary" for people to be able to rewrite an entire fucking telecommunications code on their goddamn phone? At that point, you might as well say its normal and justified for everyone to have to learn how to fucking eat their own fucking liver. I dont want to, you shouldnt want to, no one reading this wants to, no one who watches my channel wants to, no one in my Discord wants to, no one wants to do that. In fact, only some sick, deranged, and masochistic mind would want to. Apple has trained professionals who do all of it, you really fucking expect me to have access and know how to work around every single fucking zeroclick across the fucking grid? Does it look like we have a fucking web browser in our fucking brains? A brain has needs and desires, but a machine does not. A machine can have access to all the information in the world, or at least near that much, but a biological mind does not.

This drooling, window licking fool cant even fucking spell "Apple" correctly? What a motherfucking masterpiece. This is just a breathing, keyboard fucking fool who only knows how to drool all over a fucking keyboard and hit return.

This is so fucking disappointing.

Back again with this delusional masochist calling me "illiterate" and saying I have "comprehension issues" while editing 300 config files manually, yes, I know that, I dont live under a fucking rock, but search these days fucking sucks thanks to AI, thinking rocket science is as rudimentary as breathing. No. No one wants to install custom ROMs. No sane human wants to. And the government? Well the government makes shit that benefits them, not us.

What bullshit. Seems like Ive stumbled upon another 5 year old who thinks the cost is just a box. You also need a fucking display, monitor, speakers, and keyboard. Not to mention, I have 48GB of Unified memory and 2TB of superfast SSD storage. What do you have, a fucking 256GB Serial ATA hard drive? He also said "24GB RAM" Ive got double that, so go pick on someone your own size.

Its called a MacBook, and why not you fucking realize that this thing only cost me $4300, and its a better value than the best Windows laptop, which costs 11 fucking grand.

Could you fucking realize that this is 1.21.10 with normal render distance? Wow holy fuck why are people in 2026 so fucking ignorant?

This is the fucking internet. If you need to rant or screan, just scream at your fucking panel of red, green, and blue pixels, or slam your keyboard in the notes app. Not the fucking internet.

Brilliantly said? Yes, Brilliantly Said (Not Bullshit, also cheers iBoff RCC)

Keyboards arent fucking sinks.

Not to mention that cliche, cheap fucking homophobia, only makes your argument spurious bullshit rather than an actual fucking argument.

So youre saying Im "mad" because I use better technology? Thats ontologically stupid. How the fuck would I be "mad" for owning a phone thats faster, smoother, more reliable? Go find someone elses time to waste.

Actually, lets go onto their profile and see whats of value.

Uhhhhh, ok, at least my eyes arent bleeding.

Alright, yeah, now I can see why.

Im just stating facts, My M5 Max is hell of fast, and theres 100 comments from keyboard warriors using keyboards as fucking sinks spewing bullshit like "oHH YOuRE DuMB" "yOU CaN gET THe sAMe fOR HALf tHE PRiCE" Like Im up for fucking plastic, cheap chinese crap on the inside, displays that burn my eyes, diving board trackpads, bad audio, creaky top cases, and not to mention Windows, oh that fucking Windows, Microslop cant get their fucking shit together.

Get your necrosis ridden mouths off your fucking keyboard. The very notion that the iPhone is "Android Lite" or "Android from 7 years ago" are the dumbest and most ignorant excuses Ive ever heard in my fucking life. Its almost as if people these days are so dumb and ignorant they dont even know what performance, reliability, and stability are to the fucking point where people are soon going to not know how to fucking breathe.

Oh wow, was it really worth it to make a burner account, steal my profile picture like this is a ban speedrun and doodle over it?  Absolutely incredible and groundbreaking. Continue on with your live performance known as "How to disappoint jellyfish".

This is the ugliest fucking thing I have ever seen in my fucking life. Goddammit why do they even allow some people to make such pathetic user error.

Well, what do I expect out of a fucking idiot that thinks a fucking Infinix Smart 7, a bloody gas station phone with Micro USB, beats out my M5 Max?

There, this is a good analogy.

Close your fucking mouth, youre just really fucking dense

If you hate me why you talkin', Man you don' make no fuckin' sense

Got a sad life sad life, go to fucking hell

Are you stupid or disabled man, I cant fucking tell

Youre such fucking dumb shit, You dont even run shit

Get the fuck off outta my face and go to hell and eat a dick

Come and catch these hands boy, Come and match these bands boy,

Were not crazy we just do these all because we can boy.

What? We had June 2 to Aug. 18. That was 2 and a half months.

You want to use my content? Without my permission, and for uses as caricatures against me? Then fuck off before I file a takedown request. I explicitly say, you must ask permission to use my bloody content via email. If the purpose of the video is against the video, for example distorting it and covering the screen with captions reading "chapri" in Comic Sans along with shit and clown emojis, you can take the SSD with the video you YtMp4ed and put it in the fucking microwave. I have an explicit fucking policy on my goddamn fucking channel. If you want to reuse my content in violation of the clear guidelines I have set out under the fucking hybris of "smidge is chapwi" You can go eat a fat dick and head your fucking ass straight to hell. Ive had to fucking issue warnings via Email, because your hybris of "smidge chapwi" concluded with thousands of emoji is just gonna get you axed.

So youre behind the whole Orwellian age verification dystopia? Why fucking think.

No ones taking that shit when they see all those residual emoji.

I dont know who I need to yell at about this entire shitfuck of people, or parameciums, deliberately choosing to act like a straight up fucking moron on the internet, in fucking public, because anyone can see this shit, But I will bet if I put this shit up here the DM I will get in a couple days will tell me whos balls to smash with it, and THATS quite cool. (Cheers Chris Boden)

Apparently all they wanted to fucking do is troll me. So what did you have to fucking waste 10 minutes of my bloody time for?

The Milliamp Hour battery wars.

Learn your power efficiency dumbass

Please save my fucking eyes, also Bootsowen, why did you heart this? slaps forehead

Bootsowen just tried to make a nice washing machine destruction video, and why, fucking bitch please.

I dont speak the language of people who stick forks in toasters.

Really? Youre just gonna fucking put us all under that?

This is why I keep a fucking syringe of sulfuric acid at my eyes to burn my eyes out so I dont have to see these sidewalk shit feasters again. You wont catch my cold, lifeless preserved corpse laughing at that, screaming that like a fucking moron or moving arms up and down. 

"You mustve been born on a highway cause thats where the most accidents happen" - PlasWrathX2 2k25

Now youre scapegoating him? Ive fucking addressed that, its because the fucking staff are corrupt fucks who leech off of their users, and now youre joining their shitfuck by scapegoating him further. This just doesnt have to be on the fucking internet. If youve got a a bunch of bullshit, we dont fucking need that. I know hes not to blame. He knows hes not to blame. So print your royal shitfit out onto an 8.5x11" sheet of paper, standard thickness, and feed it down a high security paper shredder.

"If you wanna argue, get going in the comments, your bloods probably boiling already" - Bootsowen 2k20

Now Ive gotta frame this because this isnt just a spurious invention, energy cannot be created nor destroyed, but this is a fucking Darwin Award competition. Cutting open fucking MOTs is a way to win the fucking Darwin Award.

Am I arguing that "60Hz displays are better than 120Hz" No you fucking moron, Im trying to say theres fucking more to a goddamn fucking laptop than just its fucking refresh rate you fucking smooth brained walnut, Ever heard of performance, usability, build quality, its not just the fucking screen. And even still, call me a fucking moron for "believing 60Hz displays are better than 120Hz" Displays arent all fucking refresh rate. Theres display quality, pixel density, and color accuracy. You can crank the fucking refresh rate up all you fucking want, but that wont fucking fix issues with eye strain.

That frequently featured "Kazhalomer-r1i" lobotomite even sent me a fucking email, unprofessionally asking for rights to use my content.

M5 FPS Max? "5 FPS"? What are your fucking standards, a the fucking graphics in a fucking 2008 netbook? Bitch, this thing gets over 1000 FPS.

I went ahead and made a video showing some of its performance, exploding a large sphere of TNT thats modified with HBMs NTM.

Thats just willful ignorance. Alright, if you dont want to be a pseudointellectual, your options are either to fork out fucking $4999 USD (Thanks AI nazis) to buy this M5 Max or you could also suck up the fucking reality, buy an angle grinder to cut the glue holding your head in your ass. So either grow a fucking 2nd set of balls to spend 5 fucking grand, or accept the content. There is a 3rd option, which is the option the user has chosen, which is to go down the pipeline of being a stupid, obstinate, and condescending pseudointellectual.

Oh really? Lets see em.

And its no fucking surprise to see cheap, shitty 720p phone recordings of some boring scratch game.

Lets address this word by word. "Tolerable resolution"? Bitch, I upload 4K video edited in Final Cut Pro. What have you got, just a shitty phone recording? Nostalgic game, I dont even know what the fucking hell this "robbery bob" game is. It just seems like some cheap scratch project. "12 iq brain" Thats unwarranted self importance.

I just looked that game up, apparently it is popular but whatever, fuck mobile. Phones are slow. Need power? Carry an M5 Max 16" on one fucking hand. Play desktop games. Play Minecraft with HBMs Nuclear Tech Mod.

Im not into phone apps. Im not a phone person. Im into MacBooks. You call me 6. If I were 6, I wouldnt even fucking know how to make all this shit. I wouldnt be fucking writing this. I wouldnt have uploaded all those videos.

Well that was a nice dose of unwarranted self importance, obstinacy, and condescension.

The nukes were on the old M3 Air with 8GB of RAM. I might make a video showcasing the NTM CE performance, which still fucking sucks. Its the mod developers making it shit since its fucking GPL. I can only say one thing on that matter.

Where do I even start with this sheer fucking volume of stupidity? All 200MP does on those fancy Android phones is make a larger fucking file size to waste more space on the phone. Call this "cope" all you fucking want. You can have a fucking 24MP image that looks better than 200MP. The 24MP camera in this instance doesnt overprocess the image, and the image is of quality. On the 200MP, the image is noisy and washed out, as well as overprocessed.

Alright, let me make things clear here, I dont give a flying fuck about what youre eating. I could be more entertained watching paint dry than "feeling jealous" of what youre eating. I dont give a fuck. More importantly, youre getting your phone all coated in grease and other residues. What squalor. 

Like genuinely, as they say, no one asked. No one cares. I dont care if any of the other lobotomites in the comments care, or theyll pretend to care assuming Im infantile enough to remotely give a fucking molecule of a fuck, which I dont.

omg!!!!!!!!!! im so jealous!!!!!!!! why am i not there!!!!!!

(That is a link. Im not sure why I had or felt the need to add this disclaimer.)

Cool(Sarcasm). Thats fucking disgusting. I didnt need to know that.