Hall 4

Well then Im back.

Alright, YouTubes comments arent here for people to drool all over the fucking keyboard. If you have a genuine comment, then leave a genuine comment, otherwise, no ones open to gibberish.

Oh no this is so sad. This is so sad Im genuinely laughing at how horrible this shit is. 

Yeah, I dont think anyone really gives a shit. Just face it, theres only 8 billion living and breathing humans in this world, youre never gonna reach that, and no. just no. Stop impersonating actual creators like Nobel Tech, and go find something more productive to do. If you cant make good content, then fuck you, youre fucked, I cant help you.

Translation - "Which smartphone is better" Translated via Google Translate

Well theres your proof, damn quiz forcing people to prefer a phone plagued with spyware, ads, and bullshit.

Also translated by Google Translate - "I think SMASNUG is better"

Well, if its your personal preference, dont make a fucking quiz on it.

Alright yeah fuck off.

What the fuck do we have here? There are really people ignorant or condescending enough to think its "normal" perhaps "rudimentary" for people to be able to rewrite an entire fucking telecommunications code on their goddamn phone? At that point, you might as well say its normal and justified for everyone to have to learn how to fucking eat their own fucking liver. I dont want to, you shouldnt want to, no one reading this wants to, no one who watches my channel wants to, no one in my Discord wants to, no one wants to do that. In fact, only some sick, deranged, and masochistic mind would want to. Apple has trained professionals who do all of it, you really fucking expect me to have access and know how to work around every single fucking zeroclick across the fucking grid? Does it look like we have a fucking web browser in our fucking brains? A brain has needs and desires, but a machine does not. A machine can have access to all the information in the world, or at least near that much, but a biological mind does not.

This drooling, window licking fool cant even fucking spell "Apple" correctly? What a motherfucking masterpiece. This is just a breathing, keyboard fucking fool who only knows how to drool all over a fucking keyboard and hit return.

This is so fucking disappointing.

Back again with this delusional masochist calling me "illiterate" and saying I have "comprehension issues" while editing 300 config files manually, yes, I know that, I dont live under a fucking rock, but search these days fucking sucks thanks to AI, thinking rocket science is as rudimentary as breathing. No. No one wants to install custom ROMs. No sane human wants to. And the government? Well the government makes shit that benefits them, not us.

What bullshit. Seems like Ive stumbled upon another 5 year old who thinks the cost is just a box. You also need a fucking display, monitor, speakers, and keyboard. Not to mention, I have 48GB of Unified memory and 2TB of superfast SSD storage. What do you have, a fucking 256GB Serial ATA hard drive? He also said "24GB RAM" Ive got double that, so go pick on someone your own size.

Its called a MacBook, and why not you fucking realize that this thing only cost me $4300, and its a better value than the best Windows laptop, which costs 11 fucking grand.

Could you fucking realize that this is 1.21.10 with normal render distance? Wow holy fuck why are people in 2026 so fucking ignorant?

This is the fucking internet. If you need to rant or screan, just scream at your fucking panel of red, green, and blue pixels, or slam your keyboard in the notes app. Not the fucking internet.

Brilliantly said? Yes, Brilliantly Said (Not Bullshit, also cheers iBoff RCC)

Keyboards arent fucking sinks.

Not to mention that cliche, cheap fucking homophobia, only makes your argument spurious bullshit rather than an actual fucking argument.

So youre saying Im "mad" because I use better technology? Thats ontologically stupid. How the fuck would I be "mad" for owning a phone thats faster, smoother, more reliable? Go find someone elses time to waste.

Actually, lets go onto their profile and see whats of value.

Uhhhhh, ok, at least my eyes arent bleeding.

Alright, yeah, now I can see why.

Im just stating facts, My M5 Max is hell of fast, and theres 100 comments from keyboard warriors using keyboards as fucking sinks spewing bullshit like "oHH YOuRE DuMB" "yOU CaN gET THe sAMe fOR HALf tHE PRiCE" Like Im up for fucking plastic, cheap chinese crap on the inside, displays that burn my eyes, diving board trackpads, bad audio, creaky top cases, and not to mention Windows, oh that fucking Windows, Microslop cant get their fucking shit together.

Get your necrosis ridden mouths off your fucking keyboard. The very notion that the iPhone is "Android Lite" or "Android from 7 years ago" are the dumbest and most ignorant excuses Ive ever heard in my fucking life. Its almost as if people these days are so dumb and ignorant they dont even know what performance, reliability, and stability are to the fucking point where people are soon going to not know how to fucking breathe.

Oh wow, was it really worth it to make a burner account, steal my profile picture like this is a ban speedrun and doodle over it?  Absolutely incredible and groundbreaking. Continue on with your live performance known as "How to disappoint jellyfish".

This is the ugliest fucking thing I have ever seen in my fucking life. Goddammit why do they even allow some people to make such pathetic user error.

Well, what do I expect out of a fucking idiot that thinks a fucking Infinix Smart 7, a bloody gas station phone with Micro USB, beats out my M5 Max?

There, this is a good analogy.

Close your fucking mouth, youre just really fucking dense

If you hate me why you talkin', Man you don' make no fuckin' sense

Got a sad life sad life, go to fucking hell

Are you stupid or disabled man, I cant fucking tell

Youre such fucking dumb shit, You dont even run shit

Get the fuck off outta my face and go to hell and eat a dick

Come and catch these hands boy, Come and match these bands boy,

Were not crazy we just do these all because we can boy.

What? We had June 2 to Aug. 18. That was 2 and a half months.

You want to use my content? Without my permission, and for uses as caricatures against me? Then fuck off before I file a takedown request. I explicitly say, you must ask permission to use my bloody content via email. If the purpose of the video is against the video, for example distorting it and covering the screen with captions reading "chapri" in Comic Sans along with shit and clown emojis, you can take the SSD with the video you YtMp4ed and put it in the fucking microwave.

So youre behind the whole Orwellian age verification dystopia? Why fucking think.

No ones taking that shit when they see all those residual emoji.

I dont know who I need to yell at about this entire shitfuck of people, or parameciums, deliberately choosing to act like a straight up fucking moron on the internet, in fucking public, because anyone can see this shit, But I will bet if I put this shit up here the DM I will get in a couple days will tell me whos balls to smash with it, and THATS quite cool. (Cheers Chris Boden)

Apparently all they wanted to fucking do is troll me. So what did you have to fucking waste 10 minutes of my bloody time for?

The Milliamp Hour battery wars.

Learn your power efficiency dumbass

Please save my fucking eyes, also Bootsowen, why did you heart this? slaps forehead

Bootsowen just tried to make a nice washing machine destruction video, and why, fucking bitch please.

I dont speak the language of people who stick forks in toasters.

Really? Youre just gonna fucking put us all under that?

This is why I keep a fucking syringe of sulfuric acid at my eyes to burn my eyes out so I dont have to see these sidewalk shit feasters again. You wont catch my cold, lifeless preserved corpse laughing at that, screaming that like a fucking moron or moving arms up and down.