YT Comments 3

Alright, ive gotta get into a new hall, this also does make it more organized, I might even rename these pages based on the time period but fuck it. if it gets too laggy ill open a new hall every time.

Alright, time for some YT comments.

yeah, i was expecting that asinine bullshit.

Why the fuck would I ever take the word from a dipshit like one of these? I trust a fucking corrupt politician with all of their spurious bullshit more than their guff.

Ill wait

Its not up to these dipshits to decide what words come from whos mouth. "WTF Google, patch your shit" is from Aussie50. Say shit. Dont talk like a 5 year old.

GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY! GET IT OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE! anything but THAT FUCKASS NUMBER. I dont want it within 100 MILES OF MY FUCKING FACE.

Now were hating on some mathematical values?

Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Not only is it the release date of an overrated phone, some satanically horrible things happened to me. 1/23/25. Not a date to celebrate. Something satanically fucking horrible happened to me, and I fucking accidentally deleted my Discord server, remember, Discord doesnt fucking care. Its literally fucking 9/11. January 23 is literally 9/11. Its the day I accidentally deleted my discord server, celebrating it is like celebrating the Holocaust. Atrocious and utterly deplorable. Its like watching the Black Death create festering ass swellings on the body, then they burst, spewing out this nasty black shit, repulsive and deplorable. Then watching that black fluid pour out of the body, eat it away revealing the rotting, festering decay covered in nasty steaming black regret.

"Im an optimistic person, words dont hurt me." - Filthy Frank 2k16
"Now no one will ever make mean comments of me, ever again. Fuck you" - Filthy Frank 2k16, and thats from the same video

This argument has no better logic than calling the earth flat, your argument being "science is fake". Antutu? Thats just some random, fully synthetic benchmark that takes no real world factors into account. Some random Chinese software designed, well then I guess its to see how accessible phones are to the CCP. In other words, youre basically saying "me judge phone by how many window I want lick today". I have not seen a more laughable argument. Also, your Si units. You dont say "kk" k = thousand, M = million, G - Billion, T - trillion. You dont just repeat one like that, maybe learn some facts and consider all the real world factors, then you judge.

Alright, lets go onto this shitbox's profile and see what it thinks is ideal. Those are the most spurious and pathetic excuses for an insult ive seen. "anthutu"? I trust a fucking corrupt politician more than I trust this dipshit.

In case you were wondering, that text says "interesting channels". Translated by Google Translate. Fuck google.

Well lets see whats on that channel. Seems fascinating.

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How many windows have you licked today, cuz you seem to have ingested quite a ton of birdshit.

Find a better argument. "grandma" those insults are from the caveman era.

Alright, how the fuck did this get out here? I thought I had filters.

Well, do I have any respect for someone or something that passed on its genes of asininity? Fuck no. "dipshit maker" "genetics abuser" "Darwin Disrespector"

Listen here you dim witted, bottom feeding, asinine excuse for an account? You dare call Android to iPhone, a "downgrade"? Thats like saying a potato battery block to a FEnSU is a "downgrade". Its not just "wrong", its a desperate beg for windows to lick, with the hope of ingesting bird shit.

*shitass yap warning*

October 16th, On This Day - On October 16th, key historical events include the execution of Marie Antoinette in 1793, the start of the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962, the election of Pope John Paul II in 1978, and the founding of The Walt Disney Company in 1923. Other notable events include China's first nuclear test in 1964, John Brown's raid on Harpers Ferry in 1859, and the public demonstration of ether as an anesthetic in 1846. (AI Overview) "sigma" stop licking my window.

These dumbshits think im some old ass man with dementia? Think again.

These dipshits think they won, until they get banned. They better not come crying to me when they see "sybau_ts_pmo-yt was removed from YouTube" "Your channel sybau_ts_pmo-yt wasnt following our policy on common sense and rudimentary logic (ok, this is dramatic, but figuratively, "you talk shit you get hit" - Filthy Frank 2k16)

*chokes* WHA- *violently chokes* THAT FUCKASS NUMBER *starts violently choking and vomiting blood* I dont want any of this fuckass so called "sigmaness" Get it out of my fucking face. GET IT AWAY, GET IT OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE. It feels nicer to have a fucking blowtorch to my face than this bullshit.

Now this guys a special one, its a bit long so Ill let you read it on your own.

(I literally completely copied filthy frank, unintentionally?)

"fkn condescending twat" - XDGuy, MinePlas SMP 2k25

Bitch please.

You dont like Helvetica Neue? (the font youre reading in right now) Hating on Helvetica Neue which is the font all of my content is in is like hating on oxygen. Its not an opinion, its a declaration of visual illiteracy. The font defines modern design and its used everywhere. UIs, Serious signs, Apple has all the good fonts. Your phone doesnt even support Arial.

What a bottish message. If it really did, does it even know how to DDoS? More importantly, has this fuck knuckle ever used a computer? And ever heard of resetting a router? If this dipshit used some scraper or some shit, well, resetting the router exists. Nice try. Dont try again, Ill disincentivize it.

A little while back, one of my guys found this

I cant find the comment, but it read "Oh, now it’s “pointless specs”? That’s funny coming from someone who gets excited every time Apple adds something Android had five years ago 📆

 You call actual performance, customization, and freedom “pointless” because you’ve never experienced them 😮‍💨

 You’ve been stuck in a walled garden so long, you forgot what real tech looks like 🍏

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You’re paying more for a phone that does less 💸

📉

 Calling people names doesn’t change the fact that your device is limited by design. Your sarcasm doesn’t land—it just shows how uncomfortable you are with facts 🤷

You downplay specs because your phone can’t keep up 💀 That chip is cool, but what good is it when your OS keeps your phone locked down like a toy? Android users are out here with full control, real multitasking, desktop features, and more. We don’t flex to brag—we flex because we actually have features worth showing 💪📱Stay comfortable in your safe little bubble—but don’t pretend it’s the peak of innovation. It’s just the easy mode of tech."

This isnt an argument. This isnt a critique. This is all just lies generated out of some crackhead that drinks rubbing alcohol mixed with crack cocaine. Drug regulation exists for a reason. If youve known me for a while, Ive been using this "cake with glass shards" analogy. Basically it either means something thats supposed to be good, but its actually fucking horrible, but doesnt have to be, or something that looks good at first glance, but is actually fucking awful. "forgot what real tech looks like" Oh, heres the thing. Frustration, editing 2147483647 config files isnt "real tech", its the textbook definition of hell. Everything should work out of the box. "but android had that first" Its not about being first, its about making it fucking useful. If its fucking useless, like it looks like shit, using it is shit, it makes the experience shit, dont fucking bother. "performance"? Bitch please. Android phones arent fast. Bloat and horrible optimization cannot be solved by a flexy chip. "phone that does less" Does less lag and hell? Absolutely. "uncomfortable with facts" Alright, lets be clear here, that came straight out of their ass. "full control" Yes, it does have all that, but is it worth it. Well heres the whole thing in detail. Performance does matter, but Android doesnt have it. Customization and control, Android does have it, but theyre not worth it. "worth showing" Oh. nice. Hope you enjoy getting ridiculed, laughed at, and shamed by people with fucking brains. 

"easy mode" Ok, lets be clear here. Technology shouldnt be a fucking challenge. Pain is not a virtue. Having a system thats difficult to use and feels like shit doesnt build character. It doesnt make you "edgy". It doesnt make you a "legend". Its like saying using sandpaper to wipe the ass builds character. A hellish operating system makes its user look like a pedantic nerd that enjoys suffering. That user is not a "legend", perhaps the user is rather a masochist.

Hey

I just wanted to make it clear

Being a power user is not being a masochist. Using a high power iPhone/iPad/Mac is being a power user. Using a hellishly complicated Android phone is not powerful, its masochistic. You are "enjoying" your own suffrage? How fucking illogical.

Thats no different than saying "i see something superior, and i cant take superiority, im a masochist, time to illogically hate on it"

Learn some better spelling. Ill wait. Get an A on your rudimentary special ed exam. Ill wait.

Well guess what, thats dumb, thats fucking bullshit. Ive been out in fucking 50ºF before. This is what its like up here in the north. Its not a fucking furnace, and winters get cryogenic. Ever heard of fucking going inside? Yes I have been outside, Im not a fucking gooner, but I am terminally online.

Yeah, what? your ignorance? Your incompetence? Fucking tell me. Cheers SCAMSungBomb

Fuck no. Not over my cold, lifeless corpse. I would not make the moronic choice to subscribe to some low effort Android advertiser making low effort shorts with distorted music that makes my ears bleed. If you need good bass, then fucking pay more attention to your fucking audio system. Dont be a fucking doomscroller. Also, an Android phone? Then nice! Take it to the nearest incineration facility, throw it right into the fucking furnace. I may have clicked the choice for Android being "sigma" because guess what. This entire "sigma" shitfuck is just a plague of incompetence and stupidity. Also ZQOtizEditz is none other than one of those pathetic low effort half assed short makers that upload blurry, distorted videos with distorted audio, its an insult to technicians. They say they impress them? Then fucking give us good quality audio, 48kHz full range 2 inch voice coil and a flat flat frequency response, not plastic cone earrapes. For images? Then give us fucking 4K like my content, not 240p distorted AI generated slop.

What a childish fucking argument. Also no one else names themself SmidgeX2, as names go to one person, and that one person only. However the X2 suffix has seen a significance, like PlasWrathX2 or LegionX2, but the names of these haters are pathetic. 

How fucking infantile. They really need to pass legislation regulating usage of the emoji keyboard. "bro you are poop" Is it like any of us are gonna fucking take that shit seriously? Like I said in my Blog FAQ, Got a stupid rant of floccinaucinihilipilification? Excellent job. Now stick it all down a paper shredder, burn the shreddings, then shove the ashes up your ass. 

Do I look like I have dementia? Why the fuck do you think Leafia would trust some idiot named "naxshin-t2i" that spams childish and asinine bullshit everywhere and acts like a complete fucking idiot.

Just another childish fucking circlejerk

I shouldve made myself crystal clear with the rules.

1 - No childish spam

2 - No brainrot. That means no Italian brainrot, No "67" None of that bullshit.

3 - No immaturity. This isnt a fucking daycare. This is a fucking community where people should act like fucking adults, not fucking toddlers drooling all over the carpet and eating their own shit.

Ok lets make things clear here, OneNote is not a simple fucking app. In fact, its a pain in the ass because the app itself fucking sucks. Just use the macOS notes app. If you need a dual layer a, like the notes app does only use the single story a, which some might mistake for an o, just command a, hit command t, then choose the font you want, Arial, Helvetica, whatever. "a lot of the functionality doesnt work" Well youre using it wrong. Also, what do you mean by "functionality" Is it your previous addiction to incompetence? Have you become brainwashed by lag, crashes, forced driver updates? Stop it. Get some help.

Oh no, Oh no, the disappointment is so tragic. I think Im gonna have to stop this hall of shame because the bottom of the internets spent fuel tank is just so sad and disappointing. Like come on, at least make this shit private and stick it down the nearest paper shredder. This is just so fucking pathetic I cant even think of a good comeback as I am thorougly disappointed. The reason why they contain such defective mutants from a radiation leak is to prevent this.

"iPhone in big 2025" How about "Android in the big 2025". Android was never relevant, and its a lost fucking cause, It began off as a mess of shitty plastic and Micro USB, now its a shitfuck of useless crap no one asked for. If you have all those ideas, chances are they dont belong in a phone. Want to put it in a phone. Want to see it in a phone? Print it out and stick it down the nearest paper shredder. A gimbal, fan, random mechanical components, gas power (coughs from carbon monoxide fumes), a broken generator that cracks your screen, a phone that turns into a fucking car, like yeah it looks so fucking cool right? Until it just stops fucking working and fucking explodes like an overheating DFC. Take your list of useless bullshit that serves no fucking purpose and stick it down the nearest paper shredder. I get it, they look cool, but they serve no meaningful purpose.

Enjoy getting an F on all your exams, lost cause. Test results, like you wrote a fucking essay saying "aple bad" and then a bunch of stupid emoji and floccinaucinihilipilification isnt gonna get you an A. In fact, good luck getting expelled showing up to school for a fucking midterm with your only ideas of "a competent essay" being the asinine bullshit you spew in my face.

Ok, that is a serious safety hazard. Look at all those exposed electronics, If someone calls that "meaningful" I would kick someones ass, what the fuck is that, green solder mask? in a fucking phone? in 2025? That is one monfuckingstrosity of shoddy incompetent workmanship. What the fuck.

To generate that much power, youd need a much bigger generator. Also, if youre charging that fucking fast, its gonna fucking explode.

Well looks like you just got outdone. This is from that ZqOtizEditz basement dweller, called "boys first phone is crazy" Look at that cracked ass phone, that thing was lagging Minecraft like it was on life support. It was on a 3 FPS shitfuck, and then a creeper exploded, and the thing fucking crashed as you see. Flexing incompetence? Willful ignorance I see. Well then, you have fuck all of a competent argument. Piss off, go home, this isnt "fiexing".

People usually hold phones with their hands on the back of it, what the fuck, do you fucking want people to fucking get electrocuted and cut on fucking shoddy soldering jobs?

This, this is kinda promising, we see innovation. IF I DRENCHED THEM IN ANTISCHRABIDIUM, No, this isnt even a fucking 1st grade fucking science fair, nor is this that "sport" of who can whine the loudest, its a race to who can win the Darwin award first. Theres a good number of amps coming from that, you hold that, you fucking cut your finger on live fucking bits of solder, and youre fucking dead.

Take your list of all the bullshit you want to see in a phone, all the bullshit like a fucking exposed board, exposed sharp bits of solder, and stick it all down the nearest paper shredder. I dont understand why the fuck people think we need safety hazards in phones. It doesnt build character, if people enjoy getting their skin sheared off from accidentally sticking their fingers in several thousand RPM fans, getting cut on sharp solder bits, thats fucking masochism. If theres some crazy ass features you want in a phone, chances are so have manufacturers, and theres a reason why phones dont ship with all this bullshit.

This isnt a "masterpiece". Its a flaming shitfuck of useless bullshit All those exposed bits of solder and sharp fucking metal, what the fuck is that on the left, is that exposed fucking copper wire? What a shoddy, incompetent job.

Is there a purpose for any of this shoddy workmanship? Also what the fuck is it with that port on the side? That burns my fucking eyes.

The asinine usage of emojis does not surprise me.

Are you 5 or what?

Thats no more spurious than spewing "NOOOO I AM RIGHT BECAUSE I SAID SOOOOOO!! 😡🍼"

Heres the cold hard fucking truth

the design is NOT better

the software is NOT better

the optimization is NOT better

the battery efficiency is NOT better

the processor is NOT better

the ecosystem is NOT better

Then what makes it better, lag? support for masochism?

This isnt the worst ive seen, but motorola? Is this 2005? Also that username and PFP, lets go onto that profile, is there anything of value?

Oh wait- nevermind, Oh wait, Nevermind.

People are arguing over 2 bricks essentially?

Now I finally decided to address this cause, and I did all my research, and I finally figured it out

So Smasnug, Xiaomi, or Poco. The answer is...

Who fucking gives a shit?

Piss off, eat shit, they both suck balls

Theres kids dying in Africa and youre out here exchanging dumb remarks about 2 phones that are all just as bad. Having an argument between these glorified bricks is like watching old men in a ghetto fight over whos more feral.

What a pathetic AI generated pile of shit. I feel like Im being asked to critique a fucking toddlers preschool art project. Take that picture and stick it down the nearest paper shredder, then take the bits of shredded paper and stick them up your ass. I dont understand why the fuck people just childishly scoff at me, Zuphrus, PlasWrathX2, like youre attempts at name and shame are fucking pathetic. If you dont like us for a reason, theres either something you did wrong, or if you just dont like us for who we are, why the fuck are you even talking in the first place, and now youre making these horrible piles of shit against us. Also that font, thats some AI generated shit. That tries to look like the Stawix Foundry Amsi Pro font, I put it through WhatTheFont, but look at that AI like mess. Stick it down a fucking paper shredder, burn it.

Oh no, in fact, this seems like hypocrisy. Youre accusing that user for being a little high when youre acting like you just stuffed 20kg of crack. What a fucking hypocrite. Dont do drugs kids, dont become these things.

"locked down" What the fuck is this bullshit. What fucking "good" is all your "freedom" when you cant land your fucking finger on the damn phone without the fuckass government watching you? On Apple devices, we get some privacy, and if I cant do something without having a surveillance drone right behind me, can you call that "freedom"? What hypocrisy. True freedom comes with peace of mind. Android has no peace of mind. Using an Android phone is like being the CCPs slave, sure they may let you do some stupid shit thats dangerous but they moderate Android devices, all sorts of fucking bottom feeding ass governments are spying on Android phones.

Alright, lets go onto that profile and see if theres anything good. Is there anything good.

Ok, this isnt the worst thing, to say the least, Ive seen way worse. This isnt horrible, but lets read that bio.

Looks a little bland, lets look at that in English, since I speak English, this is typed in English, I only know English and some Chinese, but no spanish. If this isnt in English, you may be using a translator to put this in your language. 2023, 14 videos, not horrible. Not great not terrible. Roentgen 3.6. Not great, not terrible.

"no mystery here". Alright.

Are they actually from 10 years ago or are they just not provocative enough for these masochistic minds?

Lets check the profile, is there anything of value?

yeah, Im not sure. Whatever.

Holy fuck, What in the ever fucking loving hell on Gods green fucking earth is wrong with you two? Spamming that asinine, infantile meme, and sending it like 10 fucking times? Bitch fucking please.

Bitch please. Its better to fucking have good optimization and a reasonable battery rather than a thick ass battery that could fucking explode.

This person is saying "still android" like everything needs to be Android to be "good". Go shove a Schrabidium-326 fuel rod up your ass. In fact, nothing competent, should, fuck even can be an Android.

Anything of value on their profile?

Nope, just as I thought.

This is kind of tragic, how less people are voting the iPhone? Well I predicted seeing as the pathetic logic of this shitfuck known as "Tecnodestiny's Comment Sect"

Fuck, you did not fakequote him. He never fucking said that. Print out all your fake floccinaucinihilipilification and stick it all down the nearest paper shredder. I dont know why these stupid dipshits try to make us look like absolute fucking idiots.

Come on guys, I mean, I did have an iPhone 11 that had a battery on its way out, now Ive got an iPhone 17, but now my MacBook battery is on its way out, and I think Im getting a new one soon, but if people are voting an S22 better, thats just fucking pathetic. Its a fucking chintzy Android phone with half assed rushed bullshit.

Looks like we have a fucking clanker on our hands, look at that username. 

Lets go onto that profile and see if theres anything of value.

Oh thats gonna fucking traumatize me for life. "Please someone euthanize me" - HbmMods 2k25

Still, THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING, That fucking name looks like it was made by a fucking toddler, Fucking get this away from my fucking eyes.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIOLOGICAL WARFARE?

This shit is so fucking horrendous some people might have just started stabbing their own fucking eyes out.

How dare you question Apples supremacy in this damned planet? I know I sound hypocritical for hating customization, but if people generally like pointless customization, and are sadly getting dumber, yeah. Fuck conformism. Anyways, scoffing at Apple is no different than trying to bounce an antischrabidium cell on your hand without dropping

This is just sad, the use of an emoji shitfuck, lets go onto their profile and see, is there anything of value?

Ive seen way worse, maybe they just got their account hacked? Well then fucking turn on 2FA.

Again with these stupid blind Antutu shitfucks, thinking that some synthetic pile of shit means fucking anything, remember the OS exists, bloatware, all sorts of shitass optimization that turns the thing into a fucking rock.

At this fucking point, we can see rocks getting scores of what, 2147483647 in shitfucks like Antutu, but getting fucking nowhere meaningful.

Alright Ill do you one better, how about you flex seal that damn mouth shut and put the fries in the bag?

Like factory resetting is fucking normal?

Anyways, I can tell this is just some trollish petty ragebait, look at that asinine language.

Now lets go onto the profile and see if theres anything of value. I can already sense a Geiger counter screeching at high radiation.

No commentary. Move on.

How obstinate.

Holy fuck, I just found a necrotic sore of "special snowflakes" with ignorance, bots, and its so fucking pathetic, it reminds me of the special ed class where even the most patient people in the world lose their fucking mind putting up with defective parameciums that need 5000 fucking people to get them to fucking breathe. Its not that fucking hard to not just fucking release your lung muscle and let it fucking happen, and well look at this pathetic lunacy.

Kinda disappointing actually... Not great, but not traumatizing like that "pinki pinki 123" dipshit.

You sure when youre posting all those emoji?

No you fucking walnuts, the answer, and calculator says it all, not the dumb cesspool of childish memes on the fucking internet.

Even jerking off would be a better use of your time than fucking talking like an absolute idiot in front of some random stranger on the internet.

Again, like 2 bacteria cells in a diseased ghetto fighting over stupid AnTuTu numbers.

Anyone remember that "pinki pinki 123" dipshit that I found glazing Smasnug, and then making posts so horrendous I nearly gouged my eyes out.

I chose 68, the more the merrier as they say, but 67? Please someone, euthanize me. 

Ive talked about this several times. Scroll up, and read a bunch of my commentary. Why do people just swipe up and down randomly? Kind of like when youre reading a book, you dont just randomly swipe or flip back and forth, you read the thing in fucking order.

Now lets see some more from this "special snowflake" Some of it from earlier was so traumatizing, lets see some of it.

Oh FUCK This is the SHIT, Kill me, NOW.

You need to stop EVERYTHING. This is so horrendous, I can feel fucking tumors growing on my fucking back.

What is that, 9? Jumping on your fucking bed? Better be having some fun doing that because you just jumped right into your own fucking grave. Now excuse me, if you think Im a hypocrite for "hating" well, do I make shit this horrendous? Also, dont put your face on the internet if this is all youre doing.

OH FUCK, KILL ME NOW.

You thought I was dead, Im here.

Look I get it, blaming others for it and using it against them, I get it, its hypocrisy, but hes pointing out your hypocrisy, or trying to make you feel like an idiot, which makes sense. These dipshits using slang like "chapri", theyre quite literally just describing themselves. Hypocritical, stupid as hell, and just a fucking clown trying to fucking entertain us by eating its own shit and flapping its cock up and down in its fucking mouth.

I thought we were fucking over this. Just because Im on vacation and wont have access to Wifi, or Im getting my MacBook fixed, doesnt mean Im dead. Also, do I need your fucking input? Go shove it up your ass. If you trolls have any more of that bullshit asking me to dip for eons, print all of it out "SmiDGe, nO uPLoADiNG fOR 1916169 eONs" find a paper shredder, its a fucking box with a slot and a basket beneath it, turn it on, and feed your stupid floccinaucinihilipilification down it, then shove the shreddings up the ass, but bottom line, I dont fucking need it.

"Its time to stop, its time to stop ok? No more, where the fuck are your parents, who are your parents? Im gonna call child protective services, its time to STOP" - Filthy Frank

Look at you, in your moms basement, covered in cheeto dust, spamming in online boxes, jerking off to disgusting porn, youre fucking disgusting. Wonder if McDonalds has open applications.

Im just casually fooling around with Audio Unit plugins, and you have to fucking disrupt my nice session? Piss off.

HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCKING FUCK. Why on Gods green earth is there ever a fucking reason to send 13 fucking consecutive comments?

There is an easy solution to all cyberbullying. No its not weeping at some moderator or authorities ass, like, its a solution better than sending them Joji's STFU. Both of you close the fucking laptop and touch grass. If youre arguing online, dont have the fucking mods mute you, close the fucking laptop, go outside, touch grass, and put the fucking fries in the bag.

Anyways, since these fuck knuckles dont know how to fucking close the damn computer, I still need to teach them how to fucking take a fucking panel and close it. Its as fucking easy as opening a fucking door. You press the lid down, its not that fucking hard. When you opened the fucking computer, now you do that in reverse, but they dont know how to fucking do that?

Instead of closing the fucking computer, theyre flexing fucking Fs, those are all below 60%, thus is a goddamn fucking F, so why in the ever loving hell on Gods green earth are you flexing being a fucking failure.

Fuck off with the fucking emoji. Good lord.

Why in the ever fucking hell do these dipshits have to fucking speak emoji? Its not proper communication, its fucking toddlers screaming like a fucking idiot.

Oh what the fuck is this. Every fucking day, idiots screaming like a fucking toddler, scoffing at the iPhone for being safe and carrying around their Chinese firestarters watching as phones fucking burst into flames and fucking incinerate them alive. 5000mAh? Thats safe, not "incompetent. 30Ah with 9,223,372,036,854,775,807W Charging? Thats a Chinese firestarter, not an "apple killer". An "apple killer" in such senses is a fucking circle with fucking angles. It doesnt fucking exist, and never will exist. A circle is a fucking shape with no definite fucking angles, it is defined by a fucking diameter and fucking radius, not fucking length/width area. Bottom line, close the fucking computer, even jerking off is more fucking productive. Now excuse me if I sound pedantic, but these dipshits are so fucking stupid its like I need to fucking teach them how to fucking breathe. Profuse specs wont fix anything, itll just give you a waste of resources and a Chinese firestarter.

Theres such thing as a fucking set of unicode characters called fucking Latin/Roman script rather than childish fucking emoji.

Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz 1234567890

Do I give a fuck? Does he give a fuck? Does anyone need this floccinaucinihilipilification? The best thing you can do with that is print it out onto a standard 8.5x11" sheet of paper and feed it down the nearest paper shredder.

Oh these cocky parameciums with Alzheimers arguing that everyone should suffer from lag, fragmentation, and fucking hell. Now I like to look onto profiles as something tells me that profile will be so horrendous and cognitively disturbing, it leave me begging for euthanasia.

WHOA what do we have here? We have a winner! That is a top notch humor playlist. Yeah I get it, brainrot.

Something tells me theres a reason why they encase high voltage transformers.

A little while back, that dipshit made a post.

Now who on Gods green earth would fucking bother to look at the button on the left. Apple has the best ecosystem? Well do bears shit in the woods. Then they slavishly assume all people want to see incompetence and will search every fucking crevice of the goddamn fucking UI, only to see the second image.

Go shove a Schrabidium-326 rod down your throat. "You sure" Like I "fear" this pathetic laughingstock of "war equipment" that cant function properly. Go ahead and fear parameciums that cant even teach you how to fucking breathe.

Is that Photoshop? Hes not infantile enough to fucking spew that fucking lunacy. Also youre accusing others of spewing that? Hes not being the dipshit these idiots are, hes pointing out the fucking hypocrisy. 

Its 2026. Were not gonna fucking carry this. Holy shit.

"iPhone haves 0 aura" Holy tapdancing fuck on a reactor meltdown. Thats not proper fucking English, this is the most skullfucked tumor of an excuse for a fucking argument shatted out onto the fucking internet. This is so fucking pathetic the whole fucking Oxford English dictionary could fucking explode like a fucking DFC and vaporize everything, including my fucking eyes spewing blood everywhere from looking at such pathetic shit. Were not carrying the fucking 67 shitfuck, now "iPoop"? You have transcended comedy to utter fucking disappointment. Theres a spectrum of stupidity. Starting with geniuses that shock, to every day people, to people who are below average, to people who disappoint, to parameciums that make people laugh their cock and balls off, to parameciums that put up a public self humiliation ritual so immensely stupid and cringeworthy people will end up stabbing their own eyes out. Holy fuck how are my eyes still functioning?

No one gives a shit OK, No one.

Even the dumbest of degenerate Gen Alpha views that as obsolete and unfunny now.

That is not in hell what I look like. This is just some stupid caricature of the very fucking concept of artwork, pretending to attract audiences to laugh at your utter stupidity, but since its so immensely stupid, its cringeworthy that people were carrying syringes of sulfuric acid to spray in their eyes as its so fucking horrific, theyre afraid its everywhere, thus they spray fucking acid in their eyes.

Alright, let me demonstrate the spectrum of stupidity.

Proper (not gullible, stupid, or childish) - What in the ever loving hell is wrong with dipshits these days, some kids are so fucking stupid they cant even fucking wipe their fucking ass without 5000 fucking slaves do it for them? Holy shit. Kids think "67" is fucking funny? Oh thats fucking disgusting. How hasnt my fucking skull collapsed and exploded yet? YouTube used to be great. There were videos from creators who dont take fucking bullshit, now its fucking slop that makes my eyes bleed and my ears fucking bleed. Sometimes, content is so fucking horrible, Im fucking dumbfounded how my eyes are still fucking alive, all the shit on the internet isnt fucking funny anymore. It has far transcended stupidity into utter fucking bullshit so fucking asinine that people end up spraying acid in their fucking eyes.

Stupid - uhh, is the earth flat? is 2 + 2 5? help idk, what aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Pathetic, laughable idiot - I WUV EATING DRYWAL AND GLU, YUM YUM EAT GLU IT TAST GOOD, I EAT GRENAYD IT LUK YUMI, I WUV PET VOLCANO YUM YUM, YUM YUM NYSE BIG METL TWANSFOWMER YUM YUM YUM LET ME LIK YUM YUM, I STIK MY FINGER UP ME ASSHOL AND LIK IT YUM YUM YUM, I EAT BATERY YUM YUM BATERY I WUV EATING BATERY IM A FUKING IDOIT

So stupid I am left dumbfounded how I havent sprayed sulfuric acid in my eyes - ANDWOID SUPER SIGMA 67 SIGMA APLE CHAPRI POOP CHAPWI CHAPWI POOP CHAPWI ANDWOID SIGMUA APLE CHAPWI chapri chapri u so chapri idoit chapri lozer andwoid sigmua apl chapri sybau poop poop poop u big poop head full of chapriness u smell like poop diaper baby cry cry waa waa no sigma just poopy chapri poop chapwi poop chapwi super sigma 67 shitx2 chapwi fat chapwi smidgepoop chapwi ipad 0 chapwi sigmaest fon s26 ipoop poop chapwi poop you poop i sigmua smidgepoop is chapwi smidgexw chapwiness smidge poop i sigmaest super sigmwa andwoid is better sigmua lag sigma crash super sigma i super sigma i strong for lik lag i better aple poop i sigma ☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🧊🗿☠️😊🤡😊☠️👍👃👍🧊🖕👃😊😊☠️👍🧊😊🤡😊🧊🖕🧊🗿💩😊💩🗿🧊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🧊🗿☠️😊🤡😊☠️👍👃👍🧊🖕👃😊😊☠️👍🧊😊🤡😊🧊🖕🧊🗿💩😊💩🗿🧊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🧊🗿☠️😊🤡😊☠️👍👃👍🧊🖕👃😊😊☠️👍🧊😊🤡😊🧊🖕🧊🗿💩😊💩🗿🧊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🧊🗿☠️😊🤡😊☠️👍👃👍🧊🖕👃😊😊☠️👍🧊😊🤡😊🧊🖕🧊🗿💩😊💩🗿🧊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🧊🗿☠️😊🤡😊☠️👍👃👍🧊🖕👃😊😊☠️👍🧊😊🤡😊🧊🖕🧊🗿💩😊💩🗿🧊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🧊🗿☠️😊🤡😊☠️👍👃👍🧊🖕👃😊😊☠️👍🧊😊🤡😊🧊🖕🧊🗿💩😊💩🗿🧊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🧊🗿☠️😊🤡😊☠️👍👃👍🧊🖕👃😊😊☠️👍🧊😊🤡😊🧊🖕🧊🗿💩😊💩🗿🧊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🧊🗿☠️😊🤡😊☠️👍👃👍🧊🖕👃😊😊☠️👍🧊😊🤡😊🧊🖕🧊🗿💩😊💩🗿🧊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🧊🗿☠️😊🤡😊☠️👍👃👍🧊🖕👃😊😊☠️👍🧊😊🤡😊🧊🖕🧊🗿💩😊💩🗿🧊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️🥀☠️🥀☠️🤡🥀☠️🥀💔😊🥀💔💔😊😊💔👍☠️👍☠️☠️😊☠️🗿🪟🗿🧊😊☠️😊🧊🗿☠️😊🤡😊☠️👍👃👍🧊🖕👃😊😊☠️👍🧊😊🤡😊🧊🖕🧊🗿💩😊💩🗿🧊🗿☠️👍☠️☠️☠️😊💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

Holy fucking shit

How havent my eyes formed sulfuric acid and burned themselves out?

🎶A B C D E Fuck you🎶

🎶And your mom, and your sister and your job🎶

🎶And your Aliexpress phone and the way you talk online🎶

🎶Fuck you and your alts that Ill never see again🎶

🎶Everybody and your ass, you can all fuck off🎶

Get ready...

A B C D E Fuck you

And Naxshin, and Kazhalomer, and Sybau-ts-pmo-yt

And your broke ass phone and the shit you call "art"

Fuck you and your bots that I dont wanna see again

Everybody and your ignorance, you can all FUCK OFF

I found an account that people dont like because it harasses other people, but its more stupid than it is harmful.

Alright how about this, both of you close the fucking computer, go outside, and fucking touch some grass.

Alright first of all "67" is a stupid, impotent value, and if its linked to a joke so severely unfunny that people start stabbing their own eyes out, you get -9,223,372,036,854,775,807.

Alright, trying to make a cheap Chinese bastardization of Bobs jaded and sardonic persona from the NTM Discord isnt getting anywhere except making you, a knockoff. You aint doin shit.

The proclamation that the iPhone is the "worst phone" is the single most ignorant drivel Ive ever heard in my life. Android? Thats a cesspool of spyware. The only people who buy Androids are people who love the government described in Orwells 1984. Its slow, unstable, a fucking cesspool of frustration, which I sure as hell dont need, it comes with all the fucking responsibilities of a fucking 30 year old computer and they still havent fucking figured out how to fucking mitigate issues that Apple fixed fucking 20 years ago. Android is known for Orwellian surveillance. Why the fuck do you love feeding the sadistic system? Lets be clear, people think that the Chinese smartphones are great, theyre a cake with uranium glass shards. They look cool with all their stupid quirks and gimmicks, but youre hailing to the fucking CCP. Id rather be thrown into a fucking industrial shredder while Im fucking awake than fucking deepthroat Xi Jinping and let CCP hitman fucking rape me.

Let me break it down for you, but this time its not just Android, Im going to talk about the whole fucking system, and yes, Android is part of the sadistic livestock factory if youve read the blag you know what I mean. Android harvests your fucking data like fucking Lucifer throwing corpses into an industrial shredder. Just innocent corpses that werent preserved, first left peacefully resting, then something absolutely horrendous rapes it, releasing a horrendous odor, maggots, flies, all that horrendous shit starts fucking raping it until its a skeleton. Where does all of it go? Well effectively it becomes fertilizer but realistically, the corpses fall into hell where Lucifer fucking smashes them in bulk aimlessly and just shovels up piles throwing them into an industrial shredder. Google does the same with your fucking data, and its literally meant to fucking make you enjoy being in fucking hell. Jobs wont let souls that fed the system and were having fucking sex with the system, deepthroating it and worshipping it, its no fucking different than someone worshipping Hitler. Nazi Germany was the perfect embodiment of hell, what governments truly are, and especially Google, shoveling up everything from devices, looking at peoples private photos and collectively jerking off to it.

I know that. I am who I am, and Im not trying to pretend to be him, therefore, do you have to fucking shove it in my face? Does it look like I have BPD or something? Alright, whatever, but you dont need to fucking make fucking tumors out of this shit.

 Bitch please

Thats not even proper fucking English dipshit.

Most people call this "cyberbullying and harassment". However, the proper term is "a stupid paramecium with a fucking keyboard, smearing cheeto dust, jizz, and shit all over it"

No, shut the fuck up. I dont want anything that these dipshits call "sigma". I dont want to feed Big Brother, I dont want lag, crashes, hell, and a bunch of fucking bullshit.