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Oh shit, theyve come to the padlet now. well no drivel or guff is safe. I will put it up here, and let everyone mock and roast it. if i see drivel like "chApRi [insert a meltdown of emoji]" "aNDwOiD SiGMuA aPLe sUcS" its gonna end up here.
Who fucking gives a shit, no one cares about a meaningless troll. Its more productive to watch paint dry than commemorate a troll.
Holy fucking shit.
I had to wipe the padlet as some crazy psychopath raided it.
Are these haters acoustic
The most shitass padlet ever
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ok, you can turn your screen around now
I Have that insult comparing them to flat earthers, it only has "sybau" and a bunch of fucking emoji.
With that "sybau" and that cancerworth of emoji, you kinda dropped the ball there dipshit.
holy shit
Discord really read my report?
well
HBM 2k25
Like, come on guys,
HBM 2k25
Thanks HBM. https://hbmmods.github.io/blog/20250923-options.html lots of good quotes and meaningful words there.
I edited this to make it less common sense violating, as the grammar is terrible. You only use "and" once in a sentence, and this was before such a fucking asinine and infantile drivel. These shitasses cant even make something competent, and they have to spam emojis like some demented spedass
This is not a critique nor a comparison. This is just a vessel of corium in the remains reactor meltdown, serving no meaningful purpose, except to irradiate the world around it. As I said, those specs are like a cake with glass shards in it. Remember this from the Youtube page? those stupid quirks and gimmicks on android are a cake with glass shards in it. They look cool, but they do more harm than good. Sure the cakes nice, but are the shards necessary? Do I have to enjoy a cake by having my mouth demolished? Why do people act like its some grand fucking achievement to get their fucking esophagus and digestive system shredded up and they end up in the ER, yet they still like it, What the fuck. If you want that, thats just a major flaw in your mentality. More importantly, how hard is it just to not include the glass shards in the fucking cake to begin with? Just dont fucking implement those half assed gimmicks. 1TB? iPhones had that too, but it was too big at the time it needed a big fucking unwieldy block, and Apple found a way to fit it in cleanly. 200x zoom? worthless when its just some sloppy pixels. 24GB ram? Bullshit, thats where the cake with glass shards kicks in, that much ram can be taxing on the system, generate more heat, and just serve as a fucking waste of space, materials, and money. 240Hz? Theres no point of wasting fucking money on a higher refresh rate capability when the fucking OS cant fucking handle it. that "sybau" to kick this off, and the fact that more than half of it is just fucking acoustic emoji just drops the whole argument rendering it as just a fucking asinine and spurious drivel thats less valuable than a steaming pile of corium. Scroll all the way up- oh shit 200K RAD/s OH SH-
You thought this was just drivel on Padlet? think again, here I will upload post results too. but the asinine comments go in the comments page.
Holy fucking ignorance. Your Darwin Awards are at Yucca Mountain Nuclear Waste Repository.
"You talk shit you get hit" - Filthy Frank 2k16
Ill wait.
Ok, I have the iPhone 17, also its actually good. Calling those gas station ass phones better than my iPhone? Eat my entire fucking ass.
Are they "legends" or are they just ugly fat ass gooners in their moms basement complaining about everything? Better a 16 year old then a fat ass demented pedophile in its moms basement complaining about everything while smoking and watching porn. Sure theres 1 good purpose of android, porn. thats fucking it. its only good for fatass degenerates. Also, no Helvetica, no thank you. My images - Helvetica Neue/SF Pro, them... comic sans? or some shitass Google font.
Ok, I have the iPhone 17, also its actually good. Calling those gas station ass phones better than my iPhone? Eat my entire fucking ass.
We have a heretic on our hands!
Maybe some blind eyes, also its not just the iPad, i do have a 17. and that new M5 iPad is nothing to scoff at.
I dont want emoji! Im a grown ass man, not some 5 year old still figuring out how to use a computer.
*yawns* Oh fuck, not this again. Micro USB, slow processor, its literally just a gas station phone. Calling this good at all is like calling Corium a valuable resource.
Also not to mention I dont think Android devices even support Arial.
You can tell I didnt make that. I use Helvetica Neue, hell what youre reading this in right now, not whatever shitass illegible chickenscratch that is. If this doesnt look somewhat Apple, well Ill set it to Helvetica, Apple devices come with it. Android devices? Ok, why dont devices come with Helvetica by default? Its a fucking baseline typeface. You NEED it.
Shows how much of a halfwitted cheapskate Naxshin is.
Oi why you hating on America just for having Apple devices, were better because of Apple, and people can actually afford shit. $1000 isnt a mere planck length. These dipshits find it, oh fuck, theyre broke. Oh shit, I almost forgot, these dipshits are broke ass degenerates in their moms basement jealous of me. Haters, piss of.
"Power" Those specs look cool, just wait until it just naturally fucking lags. Its tempting, but it doesnt fucking deliver. "g67 power" Oh fuck,
"my day was great until you showed me that" - Thatchie - NTM Cursed 2k25
Oh fuck, why is it now that I saw the message right beneath it
what-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *starts coughing violently*
*starts violently vomiting blood*
*vomits gut out*
THATS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
GET THAT AWAY
GET IT OUT, GET IT ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE ELSE IS BETTER, EVEN GETTING FLAYED ALIVE. ANYTHING BUT THAT NUMBER.
When did a simple sendoff need to be followed by an entire fucking line of emoji?
10 Cameras? Is there a fucking purpose of that or just to make there more reasons why parents need to stop giving kids iPads for Christmas? 3 cameras will suffice. 7 fucking cameras looks like a fucking cancer. Things should look clean, and I shouldnt feel like there is a laser shining in my eye every fucking time I look at something I want to like. The iPad pleases my eyes. Android tablets put my eyes on life support.
Back to that whole shitfuck of easiness on the eyes, I put it here for the sake of my eyes, and your eyes too. If its all on one side, it fucking burns my eyes like hell.
Get the iPhone, duh! Why the hell would I be dumb enough to attempt to contract E-Coli or Bubonic Plague just to what, try and fucking marry the Devil? If someone really thinks its some grand fucking achievement to contract a festering and excruciating disease to avoid holiness, thats just some colossal flaw in the person. More importantly, how fucking easy was it to just contain these fuck knuckles.
Well we all know how spurious the floccinaucinihilipilification from, what, a turd, is. Never trust a turd, never trust a fuck knuckle either. and more importantly, "dont be fucking dipshits" - Filthy Frank 2k14.
This isnt a funny show at a fucking circus anymore. This is anti fucking evolution running at full power. Staying awake and listening to random shit for nearly 5 fucking days straight is just fucking hell, and its not fucking worth it. Buying an iPhone? Well do bear shit in the woods.
Thats the right analogy. Its obvious, however, these fuck knuckles meant to make it be a tough question, where, is it this or this, but since these fuck knuckles are so pathetic and childish, they ended up making such an obvious question. Any logical person would want an iPhone, but who wants to be lonely?
Walk forever, standing up and moving around forever? Thats hell, I cant fucking do that. Also you meant iPhone, stop making these shitass insults, theyre pathetic, and they show how lazy and fucking uncreative these dipshits are. Walk forever? Fuck no. In fact, its probably less painful to get flayed alive. Get the iPhone? Isnt it obvious? Contain these dipshits and have specialized workers deal with them? Well do bears shit in the woods. We cant have these dipshits running around all over the fucking internet, we need them locked up.
This dumbfuck just said "i hope you vomit" Alright, I will do you one better, he was already all better when you posted that. Haters, you just got outdone.
Alright, What the fuck is this?
Mental hospitals exist for a reason
Lets talk about that fuckass "legends" vs "kids" theory. What these fuckknuckles call "kids" are 16 year olds who are actually quite competent. Not all 16 year olds are just middle schoolers that argue online. What these shitboxes call "legends" are fat ugly gooners that live in their moms basement complaining about everything, eating cheetos and getting dust all over their phone while they doomscroll Pornhub, gooning to it like a fucking degenerate and maybe even a fucking pedophile while smoking cigarettes. Whos better. a civilized 16 year old who actually is quite competent, or some hideous fat gooner that smells like a rotting cesspool that, all they do is just goon to questionable content while smoking cigarettes. Which is better? Jacking off while smoking cigarettes or making content that people actually enjoy watching? You do realize some of those content creators are only 16, and they make content thats actually good, and theyre already making good money compared to 50 year old fat pedophiles that smoke.
Back home? Where did you live then, hell? Hell is not "home".
First of all, iPhones dont communicate through infantile emoji, and second of all, is "sybau" a valid argument? The logic in these arguments is fuck all.
those drawings... WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE DIPSHITS
Apparently thats some show called Ongzellig, but its fucking racist, so fuck all of it.
How fucking asinine. These cliche fucking references and those childish brainrot memes? iPhone fell off? What do you mean? God these dipshits are pathetic.
How fucking pathetic. Trying to assimilate me into hell? This is why eugenics are even a fucking concept.
Did you draw that? How fucking pathetic. Show that to your fucking art teacher and shes gonna fucking flay you.
The gene pool is fucking pathetic
Stop it with the fucking politics
ehhhhh, the childish username and the sloppy ass drawing scream bitch please.
"beter"
Am I a fucking egghead? Am I that fucking asinine? Eat my fucking ass.
What pathetic, cliche references.
SmidgeX2 “charpi” cleaning the house? Oh, how fucking quaint, cliche, and pathetic. A pathetic attempt at redemption through manual labor, as if scrubbing floors could wash away the stain of being a monumental idiot. Laughing emojis? You think this is funny? This isn’t humor; it’s a tragedy so profound it’d make a creeper weep before self-destructing out of pity. You’re not just a failure; you’re a case study in evolutionary regression, a specimen so devoid of wit or worth that even a Minecraft zombie would grunt in disgust at your existence. You think Im that fucking positive? Oh Im never fucking positive. This is not a group effort, we are not in this together. This is a Darwinian community where competition goes over cooperation.
Then they edit my messages, well you think you can neuter pure, unfiltered dominance by tweaking words? You’re not editors; you’re vandals, subhuman griefers who’d get spawn-killed in seconds for daring to touch something so far above your pay grade. Turning verbal warheads into whimpering drivel is a crime so fucking abysmal, it’s a wonder you can even operate a keyboard with those drooling, incompetent paws. You’re a disgrace to cognition, a festering glitch in the human OS that needs to be hard-deleted with extreme prejudice. Apple’s innovation is untouchable, flawless, a beacon of brilliance—meanwhile, you’re the human equivalent of a virus-ridden Android knockoff, malfunctioning and irrelevant.
Now theyre talking about the Israel Palestine war. Heres the thing, fuck politics. Fuck that war. I dont give a flying fuck about either side. Fuck all politics. Fuck all governments. The 2 are fighting like 2 old men with alzheimers aimlessly out of the fact that governments are corrupt fucks with no aims other than to fucking see who will condemn them the most. Also take that pathetic drawing and stick it down the nearest paper shredder. Those emoji are disgusting, theyre not scathing, theyre not powerful, theyre laughable. Its absolutely fucking baffling to see anyone making those sloppy ass drawings.
How exquisitely "beautiful," you drooling idiot, your magnum opus of braindead defacement, a prolapsed pile of MS Paint tumors where you slap a crying clown filter over a photo, scribble "CHARPI" like a third-world street-shitter marking territory, and cap it with a shit emoji because your single digit IQ can't conjure anything beyond literal fucking biological shit. Look at you, "Kiddiihh," spamming your own thread with flags and cat emojis like a desperate attention whore convulsing in septic delirium, thinking this kindergarten-level vandalism makes you some sigma edgelord when it just exposes you as the evolutionary equivalent of maggot-infested tumor pulp leaking from society's necrotic asshole.
How fucking quaint and infantile. Drawing that face to look cute? Well guess what. No one respects them. Im not a fucking bootlicker. Take your floccinaucinihilipilification, print it out, and insert it into the nearest paper shredder.
How fucking cute to think Im some coddling, obsesquious bootlicker.
The fact that people are choosing "plastic" baffles me. Either metal or piss off.
Print that visual abortion out and stick it down the nearest paper shredder. No one will ever fucking credit that visual abortion, no one will hang it up in a museum, only a public hall of shame. Also that font, fucking take media production classes or some fucking shit, there you hear about fucking typography, whats legible and shit, Do I fear these dipshits? Big question? Not in fucking hell. Eat my ass before my brain fizzes apart like an exploding DFC. Not if you paid me with fucking Dineutronium ingots.
"Kiddiihh" shove a Schrabidium-326 rod up your ass. Calling me "fat" (well you havent seen my face) but in some of my videos you may have seen my hands or arms, do I look that THiCC or fat? No. In fact, these trolls are that very image, except much more repugnant and visually atrocious. Id bet, if one of the people spying on their webcams saw them eating cheetos and doing something absolutely fucking disgusting. What fucking hypocrisy.
So they finally admitted to being trolls? LMAO.
Now for a bit of incoherent bullshit
Youve, been, TROLLED youve been trolled yes youve probably been told, dont reply, to this guy hes just trying to get a rise out of YOU yes its TRUE you respond ... and theres more to it.
Curved screens that distort the image, make your finger feel like its in a paper shredder and break more easily than gold leaf? Micro USB? Thats a fucking crime on fucking anything. Anything thats supposed to be premium, or is even trying to be premium, must not rely on Micro USB that fucking heavily. The Apple TV did once have it, but not for everything, but a Micro USB port phone is a fucking sin.
Better a fucking cracked phone than a fucking block of corium ridden with useless bullshit like a curved screen, bloatware, illegible chickenscratch serving as the system font, Micro USB, even a fucking 30 pin cable is better than fucking Micro USB. Hey look, iOS has a smooth, usable fucking screen, minimal bullshit, no bloatware, Helvetica Neue (this font youre looking at right now) 30 pin or better yet lightning, and just the essentials that people use. No excessive bullshit that keeps it from being a fucking phone. Web browser? App store? Speed? Reliability? Ease of use? Performance? Camera? Intuitive interface? Absolutely. Excessive settings? Stupid numbers? Clunky UIs? Stupid flashy gimmicks? Mechanical parts? Exposed electronic components? Gas and Carbon monoxide emission? Fancy screen shapes? Creases? Print it out and stick it down the nearest paper shredder. At that point, its a failed elementary science project that just gets thrown away.
You calling me a "kid" Fuck off. Just slavishly spewing that guff, especially saying "67" Fuck the fuck off.
What is this "aura", contaminating radiation? "67" Get off your lazy ignorant asses. Use NTM numbers like 1916169 or Mersenne primes.
iOS 18? Then thats old fucking news. Also that means physical damage. Am I a fucking animal that fucking throws their phone around or tries to copy TechRax? Go fuck a live UU Matter gigafactory.
"chai carmy" Clearly they arent aware of all of us here. Nitrobunny, Zuphrus, PlasWrathX2 (hes been off for ages, whenever hes gonna get back on) Theres so much more, just fucking stop, like whatever, just fuck, I dont, well I fucking shouldnt, have to fucking explain
That bottom picture, bottom right of this page, @Kiddiihh, is that you? Thats fucking hell not me. Im not some fucking degenerate who eats fucking cheetos at the fucking computer getting the buttons all fuckign disgusting, thats fucking hypocrisy. You, Kiddiihh, are the fucking basement dweller doing exactly that. Close the fucking computer.
Stop it with this fucking israel palestine war, I dont give a flying fuck about either of these. Its no different than watching 2 parameciums with Alzheimers fight. I dont give a flying fuck about either of them. The war is fucking asinine, all of it is bullshit. Then again, its fucking politics, and all politicall bullshit is fucking stupid and corrupt. Thus why do I want to intervene with any of it? Fuck all politics. They can go ahead and fucking whine about each other like fucking parameciums with down syndrome arguing about quaint and stupid bullshit like "is a hotdog a sandwich" Like who could give a fucking shit. Its infantile, stupid, and just a fucking waste of time. If youre the type of person who gets really heated over this shit, close the fucking computer, and burn it. Go ahead, keep shitting all over your moms fucking basement getting cheeto dust over everything, keep being disgusting but at least remove jerking off to fucking porn while slamming your greasy fucking fingers all over the fucking keyboard.
Thus leading to the question weve all been asking. Palestine or Israel, Ohh the fucking politics now.
Now I finally decided to address this cause, I did all my research of whos in the right and vice versa, and I finally figured it out for all you fucking 3 year olds drooling all over the fucking carpet.
The answer is...
Who fucking gives a shit
Go fuck yourself with a Schrabidium-326 rod. Both sides are sadistic corpse shredders arguing over who shreds more live humans. All governments are corrupt and they cant redeem themselves.
Well well then, keep on drooling all over your fucking keyboard and smearing your own shit all over that damn fucking keyboard, I dont hear people spewing "67" anymore. Holy fuck, thank God for the great meme reset. That whole entire shitfuck felt like being flayed alive inside of a giant fucking microwave. No one finds that funny. Read the front page, at the bottom, if you cant fucking be competent, then fucking rot in your incompetence. Also, mistaking "macOS 26 Tahoe" for "chintzy McDonalds happy meal toy" is the same thing as mistaking a live fucking bare 500kV transformer for a fucking cake. Those dipshits walk right up to that 500kV transformer and start violently licking it like a fucking maggot on a rotting fucking corpse.
Whos there?
I have a belt, and Im not afraid to hang myself
This guy is fucked.
Alright how about this, say "chapri" 10 times and I mute you for a couple fucking hours.
[7 cycles later]
?mute @Kazhalomer-r1i "Consider this my formal invitation for you to fuck off" - Luke Miani 2k26
Oh fuck haters in MY DISCORD SERVER is fucking laughable.
Alright, spam it 5 times - mute for 6 hours.
"I did not attend the funeral, but I sent a letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
What a pathetic, lazy fucking quiz. I guess "aura" in this instance means radiation. I guess if pathetic "67" jokes are still being made, its -9,223,372,036,854,775,807.
Well then, we have a
That is the single most bloated, cliche, idealistic fucking lie Ive ever heard in my fucking life. Taxation is federally sanctioned extortion where a demon fucking demands you pay them and tear your head of calculating it, I have to fucking calculate it? then you might as well fucking pay me to do this fucking work, but no? under the threat of theft? Fuck off. Ive never seen a more pathetic lie. Wheres my belt? I need to fucking hang myself. This joke is so fucking stupid.
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