Well, a hallway cant go on forever. Eventually, it will extend out into someone elses fucking land, and well, in this case it just becomes fucking hell to edit. Laggy and unresponsive so I have to continue in another hallway.
Oh shit, someone loves wasting their fucking money.
Always this same recycled string of gibberish. I updated the comment filters to hold this kind of nonsense.
Eat my entire fucking ass.
and no biological cell would ever take this dipshits words.
Homophobia is not tough, its just a one way ticket to an account ban.
Not over my fucking dead body are we answering this shitass question, We might roast it, and tell everyone that its fucking asinine, but hell fucking no are we not endorsing it.
Whats wrong with school starting on August 18? Its fucking normal as shit. (≈ Aug.28 sounds nicer tho) But why the fuck did it have to be in all fucking caps?
Get these shitboxes off the internet. Theyre setting a bad example for future generations.
Well of course not, facts are facts, but those statements these dipshits are calling "facts" are NOT facts, and what Im saying, those arent lies.
This is just pathetic. Not to mention, emoji. Include an emoji like that- down goes the whole argument.
Oh wait, nevermind, it is a troll. "iSheep" is the most trollish and obsolete insult I have ever seen. That insult was peak in 2009, and even still, at that time, it was less powerful and more trollish than bullshit like "im rubber, youre glue".
Oh wait nevermind, I went onto its profile and heres what I got. "slycoon" Trying to sound edgy, when its just a fucking toddler licking a fucking window. default pfp and that -u6s tag, very bottish. No subscribers or bio.
No commentary there.
Fuck variety. If theres a best, get the fucking best. The iPhone is the best, so we all get it. Americans, like me, the writer, actually understand technology. Speaking of which, theres a new iPad and MacBook out, I think ima get them.
Stay in school kids.
Ok, but is there a reason to plague it with emojis? (then the whole thing is just some pathetic drivel.) A good argument, theres the user, they talk like an adult, they act mature, and they dont use emoji.
This is absolutely fucking ignorant and, well that grammar is shit.
I went onto its profile, and oh no. That misplaced text, excessive skull emoji, it doesnt make any sense. It would be cool, maybe if it werent that first person and emoji plagued. This is written in first person, I the writer, am using I, me, we, my, and such pronouns, but this is body text, not a title. Instead of "i went to a biggest car meet in India" first of all, grammar. A better title would be "The Biggest Car Meet in India". This title is more mature, has proper grammar, and no fuckass emoji. Otherwise, this is fucking pathetic. YouTube shorts get a lot of views because of doomscrolling. As much as I do upload shorts because they get lots of views, Im not a hypocrite, its like accepting someones offer of $100 USD on a plastic control knob. If anyone remembers Aussie50, the guy who contributed to the washing machine destruction meme (he sadly died in 2019) How fucking ever, one of those shitasses criticized him. Anyways, if anyone liked the video where Aussie50 doused a dishwasher in gas and set off an electronic fire starter, he brought up that someone wanted $180 AUD ($117 USD) for a plastic control knob, just the plastic spinning part of the dishwasher, for a hundred fucking USD (converted) which is just ridiculous. But hey, cant go wrong with free $$$.
I shouldnt have to explain.
Anyways I went onto its profile and uhh...
Anyways, if you want someone to work for, I guess this guy its lookin for a high level team, I think hes looking for one of those, what are they called, oh, right. Defectives.
Theres a new one.
So lets go onto its profile, see if theres anything of value.
Oh wait, never mind. Oh wait. Never fucking mind. But lets have a look at that bio. I can already see the radiation.
Yeah, thats fucking pathetic. Im not a defective, I dont use that fucking asinine grammar. Also, I dont spam emoji like a spastic drug addict. To add onto that, never take the words from one of these. also look at that account age. That account was made yesterday (10-15-25 is when this was written) 1 subscriber. Please do the internet a favor and report it. https://www.youtube.com/@uNkNoWnUsErNaMe999aLt1
I dont think Youtube allows automated user accounts.
well lets hope not
So fucking ignorant.
These insults are the kind of shit youd expect from a toddler
This is shitfuckass pathetic. Bitch please.
I am NOT -♾️ years old. If I were the big bang wouldnt have happened. it did. My response to "chapri" That is the most pathetic and infantile excuse for an insult I have fucking seen. "nah it happened" Bitch please, so does a bear shit in the woods. Meaning I am not -∞. Mostly, this is just a fucking elephants foot.
No explanation has been provided, due to the fact that all is wrong with this bullshit by common fucking sense.
I went onto its profile and Im not fucking surprised. Account created the day I saw that shit, Heres its channel link go there and report it.
No commentary.
One of those pathetic dipshits made a post, not even revealing wha tthey were, the first choice was the galaxy s1, the second was the iPhone 17 Pro Max. Thats not even pretending to be a so called fucking "poll". Thats just a shitpost with the intent of being provocative.
If you were actually making a reasonable "poll", you would clearly state the options, not hide them with the intent of ragebaiting.
10/10 Grammar there. Yeah. Im fucking sure of it.
I dont know most of those, but its a good thing I am an American so I dont get tainted by these glorified blocks of Chinese spyware, government censorship, and all kinds of bullshit. Android users call iPhones "locked down" What a fucking hypocrite. Theyre accusing iPhone users of being "locked down"? Well guess what, Android phones are full of government censorship, youre basically not allowed on the fucking internet. Oh the hypocrisy.
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Now I asked for a "proper response", and they give this kind of shit.
Because these dipshits are so fucking infantile and ignorant, I had to explain to them like Im talking to a fucking rock, "no emoji" I had EXPLICITLY stated, "no emoji" yet they gave this.
Parents really need to stop giving kids iPads for Christmas.
I just got the new iPhone 17
I was not surprised by all the hypocrisy and bullshit in the comments.
Theyre calling it "iLag"? What a fucking hypocrite. Blaming MY PHONE for lagging? (its atomically flat smooth) My new iPhone operates at the speed of digamma waves, and its smooth as atomically flat surfaces. Theyre out here saying its lagging when their android phone stutters like a fucking snail on tranquilizers.
Theyre explanation is just, to put it plainly, "☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️"? How fucking pathetic. They have no real proof, I speak english, not unicode vomit. Emoji explains nothing. One way or the other, what valid proof is there to call my iPhone "bad" and theyre glorified block of chernobylite "good". (Their word for good is "sigma" which is pathetic and trollish, and their word for bad is "chapri" which is actually, I looked it up, a dehumanizing and derogatory slur, but to us Americans, like me, Plas, Nitrobunny, Zuphrus, its just some trollish string of bullshit.) But back to what I was gonna say, how the fuck could anyone even generate valid proof to defend their Android as better? Theres a bunch of bullshit online where dumb bots are paid to spew bullshit or bots are let out into the wild, they spew all this bullshit, however, its completely spurious. They have no proof, no reason, just "iTS SiGMa", then they go off flexing themselves blowing up their phones, using fucking gas tanks, using FISSILE OBJECTS, having all kinds of stupid old technology, it may be cool, but its dumb, wasteful, and absolutely fucking pathetic. "mY jAW HuRTS mY JaW HurTS IsdvinYUDBUFHIRefijn" Then theyre flexing their Android phone taking pictures of the moon when its literally just a fucking PNG the manufacturer downloaded off the web.
Wikipedia
Every picture of the moon will always be the fucking same. If it can zoom 200x, it wont quite reach the moon, the moon is a quarter of a fucking million miles away from the ground. Also, at that point, especially if its a fucking 12MP camera with AI to upscale it, sure it looks kind of good, but when you take the time to think about it, its artificial, oversaturated, basically in plain terms, fake. Its not about having bigger numbers, or being first, its about DOING IT RIGHT.
As I said, dont try to be first, do it right. If you cant fucking get it right, hold off on putting it out, and work on it until its polished. For example, lrger battery? Dont put it out there until its safe. A ticking time bomb in a fucking consumers pocket is fucking illegal. AI? Maybe find a way to polish it without it treating user data like a Jew in Nazi Germany. No really, thats how bad Android treats your data, as soon as some spastic crack addict finds it, youre completely fucked. What else is there that theyre defending? A gimbal in a phone? How fucking impractical. Thats gonna break easily, and its just not fucking worth it. Try to keep mechanical components out of phones. OLED first? Again. its not about being first. Its about DOING IT RIGHT. Sure it was cool, ∞:1 contrast ratio, but they burned in like permanent marker on paper, once its in there, its never getting out, and it burns in REAL easy. Apple was staying safe on LED/LCD until OLEDs werent so fucking prone to burn in. When Apple released the iPhone X, OLED was ready for phones. Now the iPad has Tandem OLED, brighter, probably more vibrant, and less prone to burn in. 2 OLED panels, they can be slightly dimmer than a standard OLED panel, and its WAY brighter as the light combines. MacBooks arent ready for OLED as a lot of things stay in the same place for a long time (docks, menu bars, etc) What fucking else, splitscreen? That gets laggy as hell. Fast charging (200W) Just wait until it explodes like a fucking DFC core without stabilizers, or a high energy field jammer. 8K? Ive heard even the 4K option can look better, and take only 1/4 the storage that 8K takes. In fact, why are we calling it 8K when 240p sounds more fitting. Foldables? Is it worth a fucking crease and the fact that it breaks easier than it is to rip gold leaf? Customization? The same thing as being given a bunch of chernobylite and told to turn it back into a functional reactor. You cant fucking do that. Theyre screaming about "freedom" when youre drowning in pointless settings, and "customizing" android is just spending years fixing what Apple has perfected in fucking 2007. Satellite emergency SOS? Apple has that just fine, meanwhile on Android, it doesnt even fucking work. Its just a useless UI element meant to try and comfort the user, when its not gonna do anything. Dolby atmos? What a fucking joke. All Android has is a pathetic mono speaker. MONO AUDIO.
Thats all your fucking getting. and you cant even run that nice MSED plugin, thats best on Mac. but all youre getting is mono audio. You dont get any spatialization, immersion, just static. Androids excuse trying to be "audio" is a disgrace to music. Music on iPhone and Mac is almost audiophile tier, meanwhile Android sounds like a piezo disc in a paper shredder.
Back to gimmicks, damn Ive spent a lot of time on that, edge displays? Thats the single dumbest and most pointless feature ever added to a phone, only making it worse. Sure it looks cool, but does it provide any benefit? Fuck no. Some spastic reviewers gave the point to phones with it, Thats fucking infantile. Grow the fuck up. iPhones have features that actually work, enhance the experience, and improve peoples lives. Android phones are a pyrophoric meltdown of useless half assed bullshit no one asked for, and yet these bots will just say "WOW DIS NEU FEATUR LUK SO CUL I WANT IT SO SIGMUA" with absolutely nothing to back up their spurious claim. They need to pass legislation to mitigate these dipshits.
The next few comments were looked at by Deep Humor on YouTube, addressing these comments. They only get worse. Credit to Deep Humor for all of the screenshots.
How doesnt this kind of stuff get flagged? These kids have no fucking chill.
These kids are so damn spastic.
WHOA there, how doesnt this spastic shit get flagged? If youre wondering who it means by "bozo" These are commenting a video honoring the chess master Daniel Naroditsky (1995 - 2025) He died on October 19th, I dont know why, but these UTTP members just dont care clearly. I have long left the chess community, If I recall, I watched a video of him reacting to some high speed game or something, but this is just out of hand. I mean, this is a hall of shame where asinine bullshit I find online goes in hopes to teach people not to be dipshits, not to honor. Honor and respect is due where its due, but this is not a place of honor, Scroll up. go to More asinine nonsense and see the image, this is a containment chamber, but I give all of you hazmat suits and radaway, and these texts serve as that purpose.
Again, cheers Deep Humor.
Absolutely shit grammar, but what do you expect from such a pathetic, wheelchair bound defectives.
Apple cant "fall behind". If theyre calling Apple behing for being too "locked down and restricted" Well, thats like criticizing other presidents for playing golf as a president who fucking plays golf themselves. Hypocrisy. You cant criticize Apple for being "locked down" when Android phones are hell infested with government spyware and censorship, Who is one to be calling Apple "restricted" when their phone isnt even allowed to access YouTube or Discord? Android may have more customization, but is customization worth the trade for severe restriction of internet access? Thats like saying prison is "free". I can already hear all the Android worshipping troglodytes running their mouth with "bY pRiSOn yOU mEaN aPpLE" I dont dipshits, I mean Android, if you cant even access basic websites like YouTube, Discord, and Padlet. The Xiaomi 17 Pro or Realme GT8 or whatever the fuck those spastic names are cant be called "free" and "unrestricted" when theyre heavily monitored and restricted by the CCP. I trust corrupt politicians more than these deranged hypocrites.
No proof or backup, their only explanation is a bunch of bedridden, wheelchair bound bullshit.
Bitch please.
Holy fuck I just found probably the most asinine cluster of bullshit.
Im not surprised to find that there are dipshits everywhere using this infantile, asinine excuse for an insult. If its derogatory, thats not gonna make it stronger, its just begging "BAN ME PLZZZZZ".
The iPhone is not "trash" especially if the 17 pro is genuinely better. 8 Elite gen 5 sounds like none other than a Digamma fuel rod. Could be powerful, but Android makes it slow as fucking hell also, you dont use more than 3 punctuation marks per sentence, so you dropped the argument there fuckknuckle. Kids will be so glad I taught them how to fucking breathe.
I went onto its profile and...
How is the inside of your colon like? You seem to be pretty fucking far up there, "super gamerz". Went onto the other one too, nothing at all.
"Embarrassing" Eat my entire fucking ass. Im not teaching people to stay away from trolls, Im getting rid of trolls and teaching you guys not to be them. We dont want people to simply avoid them, we want to rid them from the internet. 120W charging sounds cool, but its dangerous, risking battery wear or thermal runaway. 5000mAh? Again, its not about a bigger fucking battery, its about making it more efficient. Do more, use less. Not waste more.
Lets address this, The Xiaomi 17 Pro is a blatant knockoff of the iPhone 17 Pro. The camera module with the camera block, the overall design, and even some of the software Ive heard, America needs to file a trade dress violation ban on this.
Maybe find ways to back that up. No proof? just "its sigmua" or "aple chapri" or "[Unicode cancer of emoji]" Thats not an argument, thats a spurious meltdown of bullshit. Proof involves proper reasons. Gen alpha brainrot, use of slurs, especially misspelling things, are NOT valid proof, what so fucking ever.
Yeah, speak english. PROPER english, not a flaming meltdown.
Holy shit why is it now that I find this (3 months after that radiation leak)
"64 FPS"? On what, 144p? Black and white? and one way or the other, sybau_ts_pmo-yt made a video of it, however it was a shitty phone video that was choppy and looked like the file corrupted on upload.
Plas is here whether you like it or not. Dont want him around? Piss off, eat shit, go fuck yourself. Hes not "annoying'. You guys are the ones being annoying instigating all these pathetic arguments. What fucking hypocrites
ohh. thats so sad. This is so sad, i might just have to close this whole thing down. The sheer amount of idiocy is just so sad and disappointing, like I genuinely feel horrible for how pathetic this is.
Alright, lets address this. The whole entire "67" shitfuck is not funny at fucking all. Its just 2 consecutive random fucking numbers, theres absolutely nothing funny about it at fucking all. Kids just randomly bring that shit up and once it comes up you cant get away from it. Once its started, its like radiation. Otherwise, its not fucking funny. Get the hell over it. Grow the fuck up. Making an entire shitfuck over 2 useless consecutive numbers is just absolutely infantile and asinine.
Bot accounts with the default pfp, no proper uploads, and single digit subscribers that only troll and ragebait have no say in this world.
Oh god this is pathetic.
I trust corrupt, spastic politicians more than these steaming blocks of chernobylite.
Content moderation exists for a reason. also "nextbots"
Im an optimistic person. These are the words of a drunk assfuck with no brain, or a defective brain. If you were actually able to think, none of this shit wouldve made it out in the first place.
Theres a whole shitfuck of nonsense going on in this world and these dipshits are only contributing to it. First theres AI abuse now theres dipshits flexing inauthentic engagement.
Didnt anyone ever teach these nutcases how to speak properly rather than drool all over the internet with condescension and stupidity?
Ok thats interesting
Someone DM smidgeondutchrabbit_32140 on Discord and explain to me the logic behind this?
"Masterpiece" my fucking ass. You call a half assed gimmick of a curved screen "a masterpiece"? A half assed take at rushed marketing leading to a feature that distorts image, makes it less comfortable to use, leads to more accidental clicks, easier to break, and is utterly fucking useless.
"sigma" without a connecting verb is the most fucking pathetic excuse for an agument Ive ever seen, also this is the best Ive seen from these condescending nutcases. Heres how to fucking write a sentence. Back to 1st fucking grade grammar. Subject + proper and full predicate. For example - Android (subject) is fucking slow as hell(predicate) I can already hear those dipshits screaming with infantile emoji.
"You talk shit you get hit" - Joji 2k16. What are those emoji at the end, a demon? holding a fucking stick? Condescension playing well.
I might have taken this a little more seriously if it werent all caps. Apparently Android users dont know how to back up an argument without the ignorance of a fucking paramecium.
Ill wait.
To smash it? Maybe, but this is just pathetic. I dont want any of this so called "sigmaness" seeing as all it is is just incompetence, noise, guff, bullshit, ignorance, lacking even the fucking rudimentary instincts of a fucking paramecium.
Maybe learn some HBM NTM first before you judge me like that.
Why the fuck is that your favorite word? Maybe go back to grammar class and find some words that actually have meanng rather than that childish infestation of Black death.
Ill wait. Until I dont see this childish and infantile language. My ears are open. Waiting on you. [not you readers but if youre one of these trolls, i am. but if whos reading this is Zuphrus, Plas, Nitrubunny, Clover, one of my IRL guys, youre all good.]
Holy fuck its laggy as shit again