CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX

5 days ago - Killian Kumquat

In recent news, coronavirus has been exposed as being a hoax. My 0 years of medical experience and 5-word medical vocabulary is sufficient to outweigh the entire global medical community and all medical discoveries and advances in the history of mankind. It is obvious that all 193 countries and millions of people staged the most elaborate hoax in human history. Those millions of people who are "dead" can come up from the grave already; the game is over, Covid-19 is a hoax. Because I have no consideration for anyone but myself, I am hereby refusing to wear a stupid mask that would prevent breathing, and the whole COVID-19 thing is all a hoax anywyas. I will proudly walk around town, indoors or outdoors, without my mask, because I'm far too tough to get some stupid hoax disease. Because I am not a delicate snowflake, you can find me spreading germs like the dickless asshole that I am.