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We are a global holdings group of thousands of companies in pretty much every industry. Do not confuse us for our inferior competitor, Takashumi Holdings Group.

Randy Fjord was a Danish entrepreneur born in Denmark in 1907. Randy was born to a poor farming family from the village of Karup. When Randy was a young schoolboy, he established a small fruit market where he sold vegetables grown in his garden. This business failed miserably, and Randy left for Odense, the largest city closest to Karup.

While in Odense, Randy tried to start 138 other companies, all of which also failed miserably. Randy was forced to work a number of small construction jobs for a few years until he had enough money to buy a small pickup truck, which he used to haul materials around town.

He built his own transportation company eventually acquired more companies until 1991 when the company grossed 1 billion US dollar in profit. The company expanded rapidly and now owns over 30,000 restaurants, 927 companies, 39,000 vehicles, over 17,000 facilities and much more.

Our company today was established on a firm moral foundation of treating people right most of the time. Randy founded a company dedicated to almost always helping customers, unless they are fans of unfavourbale bands such as Steely Dan. Our offices are mostly full of dedicated, hardworking and kind staff, but we employ some lazy assholes too just to balance it all out.

We are almost always dedicated to our customers. That's why we offer our 24/7 Delayed Assistance programme. 24 hours, 7 days a week 365 days a year, out team members will be happy to answer your questions, after you've been on hold for a little while.

Our team of somewhat-dedicated customer support people (CSPs) will solve your problems begrudgingly. If you need support with our security services, you will be re-directed to our Belgrade call centre, where a Serbian hotshot may or may not decide to help you. They are outsourced so don't have high expectations.

Our service department is much better than Takashumi Holdings Group's. Their delayed assistance is not available on christmas, easter, all of June. They couldn't track an elephant in the snow if it shit every 6 feet (2 meters).

If you need to reach a customer service person, please see "Customer Support" for details.

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