The Legend of Yagka and The Lost Meat Grinder
The Legend of Yagka and The Lost Meat Grinder
Chapter 1 - Journey to Proactive Lands
Chapter 1 - Journey to Proactive Lands
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It was a chilly night of October 30, 1869. A group of pirates were hungry, and had no money so they decided they should raid lands. Yagka was the Leaders of the Pirates, and their group was called Yagka and The 69 Lads. Yagka was considered to be the most attractive and most beautiful Pirate to ever raid lands because of his long curly hair. Yagka and The 69 Lads' were on a pilgrimage to find the Lost Meat Grinder, they had to travel the Storm tossed Seas. Yagka and The 69 Lads' Journey took 69 weeks, 6 hours and 9 minutes to get to the Proactive Lands. The Lost Meat Grinder granted it's finder all the riches in the world. However, it would cost something more valuable than money. Yagka was the fiercest pirate to ever raid the Lands of the Reactive People, but now he believes he can raid the Lands of the Proactive.
It was a chilly night of October 30, 1869. A group of pirates were hungry, and had no money so they decided they should raid lands. Yagka was the Leaders of the Pirates, and their group was called Yagka and The 69 Lads. Yagka was considered to be the most attractive and most beautiful Pirate to ever raid lands because of his long curly hair. Yagka and The 69 Lads' were on a pilgrimage to find the Lost Meat Grinder, they had to travel the Storm tossed Seas. Yagka and The 69 Lads' Journey took 69 weeks, 6 hours and 9 minutes to get to the Proactive Lands. The Lost Meat Grinder granted it's finder all the riches in the world. However, it would cost something more valuable than money. Yagka was the fiercest pirate to ever raid the Lands of the Reactive People, but now he believes he can raid the Lands of the Proactive.
Once Yagka and his Lads' finished their 483 day Journey over the Seas to get to the Proactive Lands, it was now February 25, 1871. Yagka found the Lost Meat Grinder inside of a meat shop located at 68 Active Street. Once Yagka found the Meat Grinder, he also found Short Hair. Short Hair shaved his head except for part of it so it looked like he had a mustache on the top of his head (which he did). Short Hair was defending the Meat Grinder with his life. But, Yagka was the fiercest Pirate so he snapped Short Hair into the Meat Grinder. Once Yagka touched the Lost Meat Grinder, it would cost him something more valuable than money. The Meat Grinder took his precious hair, and it left him trapped in the Meat Grinder with Short Hair. Legend has it that Yagka, and Short Hair are still stuck in the Lost Meat Grinder, and whoever touches the Meat Grinder will set them free.
Once Yagka and his Lads' finished their 483 day Journey over the Seas to get to the Proactive Lands, it was now February 25, 1871. Yagka found the Lost Meat Grinder inside of a meat shop located at 68 Active Street. Once Yagka found the Meat Grinder, he also found Short Hair. Short Hair shaved his head except for part of it so it looked like he had a mustache on the top of his head (which he did). Short Hair was defending the Meat Grinder with his life. But, Yagka was the fiercest Pirate so he snapped Short Hair into the Meat Grinder. Once Yagka touched the Lost Meat Grinder, it would cost him something more valuable than money. The Meat Grinder took his precious hair, and it left him trapped in the Meat Grinder with Short Hair. Legend has it that Yagka, and Short Hair are still stuck in the Lost Meat Grinder, and whoever touches the Meat Grinder will set them free.
The Legend of Yagka and The Lost Meat Grinder
The Legend of Yagka and The Lost Meat Grinder
Chapter 2 - Yagka's Grandson
Chapter 2 - Yagka's Grandson
Before Yagka's unfortunate death, he had a child with a woman at a port in Alabama. It turns out that the woman he had a kid with was his sister. His sister gave birth to a hideous creature that looked like a fish the same day Yagka died. The fish was named Yagka Jr. Yagka Jr. lived a life of crime, he also had gills and could breathe underwater. He would rob a bank then dive into the water and swim very fast. Yagka Jr. swam all the way to Germany and started a new life there when he was 29. He had children with an Indian woman living in Sexbierum, Germany and made Yagka's grandson who was named Martin Yao Yao the first, or Martin for short. Martin Yao Yao the first died so Wales and Yagka Jr. had another Martin Yao Yao but he died as well. Third time's the charm and once they had Martin Yao Yao III, he didn't die as soon as he was born.
Before Yagka's unfortunate death, he had a child with a woman at a port in Alabama. It turns out that the woman he had a kid with was his sister. His sister gave birth to a hideous creature that looked like a fish the same day Yagka died. The fish was named Yagka Jr. Yagka Jr. lived a life of crime, he also had gills and could breathe underwater. He would rob a bank then dive into the water and swim very fast. Yagka Jr. swam all the way to Germany and started a new life there when he was 29. He had children with an Indian woman living in Sexbierum, Germany and made Yagka's grandson who was named Martin Yao Yao the first, or Martin for short. Martin Yao Yao the first died so Wales and Yagka Jr. had another Martin Yao Yao but he died as well. Third time's the charm and once they had Martin Yao Yao III, he didn't die as soon as he was born.
Martin Yao Yao III was only 13 years old when World War I started, but he wanted to fight for the German Empire so he could kill people with poison gas, he thought it would be a fun idea. But Martin Yao Yao III's Indian mother named Wales Yao Yao needed him to work at the meat shop with her so he could eventually inherit it and run it for himself one day. The meat shop we speak of is called "The Wales Yao Yao Meat Shop" is still standing today, and it is located at 69 Wales Yao Yao Street. At the age of 29 Martin Yao Yao III joined the wehrmacht. Martin's dad, Yagka Jr. died in the wehrmacht because he tried to escape by swimming but he got shot by a submarine missile. Before Yagka Jr. died, he whispered to Martin Yao Yao III "I never loved you, you were an accident." After World War II ended Martin Yao Yao III left the wehrmacht and fled to India with his mother, Wales Yao Yao. Martin Yao Yao III started his new life in Cumbum, India. He started his own nationalist party in India and to this day his party is still active.
Martin Yao Yao III was only 13 years old when World War I started, but he wanted to fight for the German Empire so he could kill people with poison gas, he thought it would be a fun idea. But Martin Yao Yao III's Indian mother named Wales Yao Yao needed him to work at the meat shop with her so he could eventually inherit it and run it for himself one day. The meat shop we speak of is called "The Wales Yao Yao Meat Shop" is still standing today, and it is located at 69 Wales Yao Yao Street. At the age of 29 Martin Yao Yao III joined the wehrmacht. Martin's dad, Yagka Jr. died in the wehrmacht because he tried to escape by swimming but he got shot by a submarine missile. Before Yagka Jr. died, he whispered to Martin Yao Yao III "I never loved you, you were an accident." After World War II ended Martin Yao Yao III left the wehrmacht and fled to India with his mother, Wales Yao Yao. Martin Yao Yao III started his new life in Cumbum, India. He started his own nationalist party in India and to this day his party is still active.
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