Before Yagka's unfortunate death, he had a child with a woman at a port in Alabama. It turns out that the woman he had a kid with was his sister. His sister gave birth to a hideous creature that looked like a fish the same day Yagka died. The fish was named Yagka Jr. Yagka Jr. lived a life of crime, he also had gills and could breathe underwater. He would rob a bank then dive into the water and swim very fast. Yagka Jr. swam all the way to Germany and started a new life there when he was 29. He had children with an Indian woman living in Sexbierum, Germany and made Yagka's grandson who was named Martin Yao Yao the first, or Martin for short. Martin Yao Yao the first died so Wales and Yagka Jr. had another Martin Yao Yao but he died as well. Third time's the charm and once they had Martin Yao Yao III, he didn't die as soon as he was born.

Martin Yao Yao III was only 13 years old when World War I started, but he wanted to fight for the German Empire so he could kill people with poison gas, he thought it would be a fun idea. But Martin Yao Yao III's Indian mother named Wales Yao Yao needed him to work at the meat shop with her so he could eventually inherit it and run it for himself one day. The meat shop we speak of is called "The Wales Yao Yao Meat Shop" is still standing today, and it is located at 69 Wales Yao Yao Street. At the age of 29 Martin Yao Yao III joined the wehrmacht. Martin's dad, Yagka Jr. died in the wehrmacht because he tried to escape by swimming but he got shot by a submarine missile. Before Yagka Jr. died, he whispered to Martin Yao Yao III "I never loved you, you were an accident." After World War II ended Martin Yao Yao III left the wehrmacht and fled to India with his mother, Wales Yao Yao. Martin Yao Yao III started his new life in Cumbum, India. He started his own nationalist party in India and to this day his party is still active.

You know "The Legend of Long Hair." But, you don't know the person who made Long Hair's Dad. His name is Bidziil Caballero III. The boy name Bidziil of Native American origin means, He is strong. His last name Caballero means Knight in spanish. One day, Bidziil was at a clock store with his Dad, and the cashier told him, "You're a handsome young boy, your mommy must be a hottie." This made Bidziil very happy, and he felt very hot. He wouldn't even have to try to look stunning. Bidziil was a very clean man who always wore cologne. Bidziil was so attractive he made it to the "Sexiest Man Alive" magazine back in 1869, when he was only 15 years old! Bidziil knew his was very attractive, and all the people at his campus went crazy over him, even the guys. Bidziil held some crazy parties in his dorm, and he had a lot of fun with girls. However, one girl named Stephanie didn't think he was attractive. In fact, she thought that he looked like a sewer rat. Bidziil really liked Stephanie and he thought that she would like him back because she would always talk to him. So one day, Bidziil asked Stephanie if she wanted to come over to the meat shop called "The Wales Yao Yao Meat Shop" that he owns. Stephanie told him, "No you look like a sewer rat." This made Bidziil very depressed. He held no more parties in his dorm, he closed down the meat shop, he stopped having fun with girls, and he was moving to Alabama in 2 months. 6 years later, Bidziil is now 25 and still depressed. Bidziil is also a farmer, cowboy and now he has very long hair. He didn't take showers anymore, he doesn't use cologne anymore, Bidziil just smells like cow manure. But one day he chose to visit the meat shop he used to own and saw a very beautiful woman. Her name was Appy Yao Yao. Appy's friends called her Happy because she always put on a happy face. Bidziil fell in love with her at first sight. Appy saw the back of Bidziil when she was leaving the meat shop, and thought it was her best friend Jane Comer. So Appy touched the shoulder of Bidziil and said, "Hey Jane!" Bidziil turned his head around and Appy screamed and ran away. This made Bidziil want to jump off the balcony of the meat shop but he remembered, third times the charm! Bidziil took a shower, shaved his beard, but kept his silky, stunning long hair. Bidziil went to the meat club and he saw another very attractive woman. Her name was Emma. Emma fell in love with Bidziil, and she went over to his farm. Bidziil proposed to her, and married Emma 7 months later on 6/9/1890. Bidziil and Emma were so happy they were together. Bidziil was finally happy, so he decided to buy the meat shop again to become the owner. Bidziil and Emma started a family. They had 2 kids. First came David, who had long hair just like his father, and then came Fernando who never grew his hair out. People called David, David Long Hair, and called Fernando, Baldo. David would grow up to fulfil the Proactive prophecy and made his son Long Hair. 20 years later, 8 kids decided to do DNA testing. They knew that they all had the same Dad, but different mothers. They were sad that they never knew their Dad, so they tracked Bidziil, and found where he was. When Bidziil was having fun with the girls during his dorm parties when he was 19, something must have gone wrong. The 8 kids came over to Bidziil's house when he was 46, and told him and his wife the story of what happened. This made Emma very sad so she left Bidziil. She also took Fernando and David with her. Now Bidziil was very sad so he went into the Meat Grinder, and isolated himself from the whole world. Today we do not know where Bidziil is. He drank an Elixir of Mortality one time when he was 7 at the meat shop when his Dad owned it. When Bidziil isolated himself in the Meat Grinder he became a genie, and the only way to set him free is for someone to find the Meat Grinder and ask him for 3 wishes, and use one of their wishes to get funky with Bidziil. Bidziil the Genie will grant someone 3 wishes when they shake the Meat Grinder and say, "Long Hair es muy caliente" The Meat Grinder is located somewhere in Sexbierum Germany. Bidziil is a very good man because he is the reason of why Long Hair came into existence.

The End!