After Long Hair's unfortunate death, a businessman named Kevin Deal III was running to get to the meat shop on time. Since Long Hair was a hero, when he died, the people of Chile called him Pelo Largo to honor his Native heritage. On his way to the meat shop he entered a graveyard. He realized that he was 500 minutes early to the Meat Shop (it's best to arrive at the meat shop 420 minutes before performances). Kevin looked to see his parents but he discovered the gravestone of Long Hair. There was a belief that if you dance in the woods without clothes and summoned Emma, then Long Hair will come back to life. Kevin Deal III missed Long Hair's performances at the Meat Club so he thought he should give it a try. His English teacher once told him it doesn't work but he did not care. Kevin took off his clothes, summoned the Emma and did a funky dance. This woke Long Hair up. However, when Kevin summoned the Emma, she got her hair from Long Hair. When Kevin found Long Hair he still thought he was a dime. Long Hair tried to hit Kevin with his long hair but he noticed something. He was now just like his brother Fernando (who had no hair). Kevin tried to make him feel better. Kevin told Long Hair, "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a centimeter of hair grows." This made Long Hair feel sexy so he ran to the Meat Club and he thought his fans would still think he is sexy. When he arrived, Jane, Kevin, and Andre said, "What the fuck happened to you?" The whole crowd booed Long Hair. Usually his hair would grow back right away to the full length but ever since he fell in love with The Whale, he lost the magic. Long Hair could never have his stunning, beautiful, and amazing long hair ever again. Long Hair left the meat shop. History almost repeated itself, Long Hair was going to hang himself with the laces of his long boots, but he thought of Wales and he was alright. He moved to Chile because there was a long hair potion. Since he was in Chile, he was known as Pelo Largo. He found the Elixir of pelo largo which was located in the basement of a local gas station. Once he had drank the Elixir he grew long hair everywhere. However if he kept on shaving it would eventually stop growing back in certain areas. He flew back to Sexbierum went on stage, recorded a commercial and said, "Like me Now?, the name's Pelo Largo" Everyone went running down to the Meat Club. Jane, Kevin, and Andre apologized to Pelo Largo. Pelo Largo said, "Prove it." Moments later they all got funky. Kevin is now the CEO of the Meat Club, after he quit being a business man in Uganda. Now Pelo Largo was so happy he even got a tattoo on his arm! Everyone lived funkily ever after.