Summertime! The heat is on, the traffic's bad.But there's one thing that makes it all worth while...The ladies are so scantily clad.Out for a drive, got the tunes and my cool shades on.Watching close, I stay alert.I'm amazed to see what they don't have on.
Beautiful strutters, gorgeous Miss Cosmos,Look but don't touch, that's the name of the game.Lovely ladies, dangerous cougars,They certainly know they're going to drive us insane!
You'll find them at the pools in the heat of the dayCruisin' the streetsWith all their wares on display.I'm just a guy, proudly politically incorrect.I like'em all, I love'em all!Be sure to treat them with respect.
Skiing the mountain naked a jaybirds,Smoking hot groupies waitn' back of the stage.Skinny dipping down at the river,Mini skirts and tights are all the rage.
Torn jean shorts, long tanned legs that won't quit,In the night out on the town, an evening gown that barely fits.They're everywhere, the parks, the parks,The grocery mart.I make sure I got my cool shades onTo appreciate these works of art.
Don't be coy, we know what you're doing!Do it on purpose! That's the name of the game!Beautiful women know what they're after,We men are happy to never complain.