IN LOVING MEMORY OF VERNON GARNER
He stands there in broad daylight before the mighty Great Sand Dunes,Withstanding roaring winds, searing stinging blowing sand too.That mighty man of the mountains, climbing up the highest of the Great Sand Dunes.
Forging ever onward, eight hundred feet up into the sky,Efficient blinding speed, speedy dot upon the dunes before your eye-Mighty man of the mountains, climbing up the highest of the Great Sand Dunes.
Assaults in leaps and bounds, lively sprints of strength and daring-do!Climbing like an eagle, with the swiftness of a light-weight kangaroo!That mighty man of the mountains, climbing up the highest of the Great Sand Dunes.
All of this for a picture from the top in the dullest black and white,Braving angry winds, he stands there snapping pictures with all his might.Stupendous and astounding, sensational, gallant, wonderful!Awesome and inspiring! Marvelous and that's incredible!That mighty man of the mountains, standing on the highest of the Great Sand Dunes.
Triumphantly returning, he says, "I have lost my shoes.""You WHAT?" is all I said. He says," I have lost my shoes!"Stupid man of the mountains, immortal memorial to bad human engineering.
This is the last place you'd ever want to lose your shoes.So Vern begins his trek. Without his shoes, what would he do?Mindless man of the mountains, climbs again up the highest of the Great Sand Dunes.
As he flounders through the sand, he says "why'd this ever happen to me?How could I be so stupid? Stupid black and white pictures!"Mighty man of the mountains staggers up the highest of the Great Sand Dunes.
Exhausted and so thirsty, crawling on hands and knees too,Windblown and so thirsty, no longer like a mighty kangaroo.Desperate fingers grabbing a miraged canteen in his sight,It disappears into nothing-he sees his shoes have fallen down the other side.He tumbles down beside them, kisses them, ties them to his side.Begins his trek for camp, as the tiny dot caught my eye...Little man of the mountains, tumbling, falling down the highest of the Great Sand Dunes.
He almost drowns in the river, he says "I'll never do that again!"I'm sure we all will remember, if we ever see the sand dunes again,The moral of this story is never to lose your shoes.I'm sure we all will remember the ballad of the Great Sand DunesAnd that mighty man of the mountainsHaving climbed twice in one day the highest of the Great Sand Dunes.That mighty man of the mountains having climbed twice in one dayThe highest of the Great Sand Dunes!