Black Oak Farm 2025
Black Oak Farm 2025
Farm Phone 908-537-4133
The Official Stuff, for 2025. ALL TREES $90.00, 5 foot, 8 foot, 15 foot.
( ya know, be realistic, riiight? You can't have the 80 footer next to the house for $90)
Open weekends. Weekdays by Appointment Only!
YOU MUST bring your own muscle weekdays!
CASH ONLY during the week. Credit Cards, Apple Pay accepted on weekends.
Cash tips only, no CC tipping. Sorry...
Bring cash or Call Beforehand for other payment methods.
There is an ATM down near Route 78 at the QuickChek.
We are having a special this year, in ONE field only, for $70 per tree.
Click here for the 2025 deal.
Directions
Main Entrance (Try First),
If main entrance gate is closed, enter here.
And Yes, for those of you who actually do not have a funny bone,
this is the REAL, OFFICIAL website for Black Oak Farm, 9 Black Oak Lane, Asbury NJ 08802
A REAL, Actual, Christmas tree farm. ( Accept no substitute websites! )
62 years this year (2025)
More DETAILS below, and on other Tabs.
If you want a LARGE selection of HAND-TRIMMED Trees ( Trimmed EVERY YEAR mind you, since they were 5 years old... BY THE FAMILY ), feel free to come by and see us!
If you are bringing your pet, mostly your dog, PLEASE READ the Pets & Dog Poo tab.
Price- $90.00 for all trees. Mostly. See the 2025 deal, above.
( Hmm. There might just be a Bumble Special this year, if you know where to look. )
(No, I'm not telling you WHERE to look. Where would the fun in THAT be? Take the kids, and go Bumble hunting.... )
There are a LOT of beautiful trees over 6 feet, and at least 1200 trees up to 10 feet to choose from!
As of 10/07/2025!!!
( OK, NO, I didn't ACTUALLY go out and COUNT them all. But there is a LOT. Like, a LOT of LOT. )
( And no, you are NOT required to look at every one of them. Spouses who are NOT the picky one, please feel free to come and find "Middle Bob" and thank me... )
Hours, 9:30 AM - 4:00 PM
( Get here by 4 PM LATEST. It gets dark. You'll take an ugly tree, Dad & I will laugh at you, and problems will ensue.. )
( We really do laugh. Except for that one sweet lady who takes an ugly one because she WANTS an ugly one... We love her! Mostly because of her attitude. Not cause she pays us for an ugly one...)
And there is NO REASON for you to get an ugly tree. Crikey, you could throw a dart in the dark and have a 90% chance of hitting a beautiful tree!
Opening on November 28th. Last day December 21st.
During the week, CASH ONLY!
If you come during the week you MUST BRING YOUR OWN HELP. Dad is now 94 years young and cannot help load even small trees! ( Heck, he barely has enough strength to collect the money anymore, so you KNOW he's not helping you load a tree! ) (( OK, that was mean. But it was funny.... Luv you all!!))
This year, we have no scheduled helpers during the week. CALL FIRST or expect to do all the work yourself!!
Closed Mon - Wed, except by appointment with Dad directly. You MUST speak with dad, at the farm!!
Please come on the weekend.
We WILL have Mrs. Housedorfs handmade beeswax candles as well as other items in the Xmas Shop.
Again, CASH ONLY during the week for all products!
ALAS! We were only able to get Honey from one local beekeeper this year.
It is Hunterdon County LOCAL Honey! (Right over the hill, if I remember correctly. )
They harvest their own honey locally! (And if we find out otherwise, we'll coat them in their own honey, and then actually in my OWN really locally grown chicken feathers, take pictures of them, post them here someplace, and then.... Well IDK what else, but I'll be pretty damn angry about it...) (As many feathers as the chickens can spare at this time of year. Maybe we'll do it in the spring? We're down to, like, only 5 chickens, so any feather coating would be pretty darn light... Even in the spring...)
Directions are on the Directions Tab. Just in case you missed the PREVIOUS links, lol
Pet info is on the Pets & Dog Poo tab. Ditto!
Merry Xmas from Black Oak Farm!
And Remember, wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose!
Lastly, my dancing days are over.
Come at 4PM or later ( or stay that late, lol ) and INSIST that Jen plays SOMETHING non-xmas music in the shop, loud.
I'll pretend to dance in the coming moonlight with you.....
( See the bit about Led Zepp hour elsewhere on the website if you don't get it.... )
I'm getting some momentum for Led Zepp hour! Or at least No Damn Xmas Songs Hours?
After 4 PM? GO TELL THE WIFE (Jennifer) IN THE SHOP.
Maybe we can get the top 15 minutes of every hour?
Hell's Bells ( smile ), maybe ANYTHING other than xmas music in the top 15 of every hour?
(Should I start a change.org petition? lol. that would be funny.... And I'm not really that lit yet tonight. Just having fun... )
Ahhhhhhh,
EARLY?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFJFonWfBBM
IDK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etAIpkdhU9Q
better...:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tOKYFR4Rzg
Therre is nothing here, why are you even looking here?
\
sdfgsdfgsdfg this is a tesat...
test even....
How far exactly will this go?
about this far.
I *TOLD* you there was nothing here....
Look for the Bumble..... $20.00 off coupon if you get a tree from the Bumble!
Doh, such a liar...