A few years ago, I started posting award show color commentaries on Facebook. Most of these were intended for fellow viewers to follow along with me, but over the years it has become a Cliff's Notes version for those who could no longer stomach watching the shows. They may not make as much sense in hindsight, but there are a few comedic nuggets to be mined. Here are my efforts over the years along with any videos I was able to unearth to add a point of reference.