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Appointment Cancellation Shenanigans
When you’re teaming up with Dan Wood, the real estate wizard since 2004, for a magical property tour or a proper consult chinwag, you gotta know his cancellation capers! Understand that Dan doesn't get paid a salary, whatsoever. He only gets paid when he actually sells a home. No one pays him a hourly, daily, monthly, or yearly rate. Everything he's doing for you is on his own dime and time.
Here’s the scoop on how to keep things smooth and professional:
Heads Up Period
24-48 Hours' Notice is standard: Give Dan a shout at least 24 hours before bailing or shifting your appointment. He’s got a schedule tighter than a sardine can, folks.
Minimum 3 Hour prior notice (PLEASE) anything else - is the last straw. Just a heads-up: stepping over Dan's line is a no-go zone you really want to avoid...
Cancellation Oopsie Donations
No Hassle for Early Birds: Cancel on time, and you’re off the hook, fee-free!
Oopsie request: Cut it too close, and Dan might kindly request something for his troubles.
Oopsie donations can be done many ways:
Realize that even hairdressers and tattoo artist typically charge $75-$100 or more, for canceled and or no show set appointments.
Zelle: (Preferred method) Search within Zelle for dan@hiredan.com
Cash App: https://cash.app/$hiredanrealtor
PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/hiredan?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US
Quicktrip Gas Card: https://quiktrip.cashstar.com/store/program?locale=en-us
Please send to dan@hiredan.com
No-Show Nonsense
Ghosting: If you vanish into thin air, expect to cover Dan’s time and effort.
Rescheduling Razzmatazz
Flexible Time Juggling: Dan’s pretty chill with rescheduling.
Hit him up at 512-768-6678 or dan@hiredan.com.
Chronic Cancellers: Pull a Houdini too often, and you might need a deposit to secure future meetups.
Chit-Chat Channels
Preferred Methods: Dan loves a good phone call or text for cancellations. Keep it clear to avoid mix-ups.
Emergency Evasions
Life Happens
: When life throws a curveball, Dan's as logical as a Vulcan, so he totally gets it when chaos strikes. But pretty please, give him a heads-up if you can...
On the flip side, Dan also faces his own unexpected dramas, yet rest assured, he's got your back every time.
For home buyers signed with Dan, if he’s down for the count, he’ll summon another trusty agent to whisk you to your desired digs. However, know he’s got your back 99.9999% of the time, but he’s always got a backup plan.
So, when Dan pulls out his secret weapon—a backup plan—it means he's shelling out $50 to $75 of his own hard-earned cash per house to another agent just to get you through the door of your dream home. Yep, that's Dan's dough, not the company's!
Respect the policy, and keep the real estate adventure rolling smoothly!
Decider-in-Chief personality quirk
Whoopsie daisy! I'm floundering like a fish on dry land, endlessly dithering between what to buy or whether to tweak my selling price to dance with the market trends! Maybe I'm just waiting for the market to do a little dance and shift in my favor or something like that —donations:
Dan’s paycheck only rolls in when you buy or sell a house, yet he’s like your 24/7 real estate sidekick, dishing out advice at all hours of the day & night, chauffeuring you around the metroplex, dishing out his own hard earned cash (not the companies) paying professional photographers, online marketing, design professionals and playing detective with the housing market just for you -on his time and dime only, NOT THE COMPANIES DIME... No one is paying him anything, yet he is constantly investing in you and your goals... So, if you choose to hit the brakes on your house hunt, he cheerfully hints at a small thank-you donation to cover the superhero hours, gas, drivetime, and marketing coins he's already invested!
When Buyers Fantasize vs. Reality's Sneaky Plot Twists
Qualified buyers, let’s stick to houses that our wallets can actually handle. Some folks get stars in their eyes and tour mansions when they’re only ready for a cute little cottage. It's like window shopping for a yacht when you're budgeting for a rowboat! This not only eats up your time but also the seller's and Dan's. To keep the house-hunting adventure smooth sailing, let's focus on homes that fit the budget snugly.
Buyer fantasy time is subject to whoopsie daisy donation requests from Dan, so let’s all stay in the realm of what you actually currently, qualify for in the real world, when viewing properties, please.
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