Developing: Lethal Letters

Monday 11 November 2019Stacey LerouxEditor in Chief, Weazel News

LOS SANTOS--Weazel News has been receiving letters in the mail from an anonymous individual over the last week. Originally, nothing was thought of it, the message was unclear; nothing but a slurry of letters which left the reader perplexed. Today however, the sender attached a photograph of what appears to be a corpse in a muddy environment. Police have yet to confirm the identity of the individual.

If you known the identity of this individual, we ask that you contact the authorities immediately to aid in their investigation. We reached out to the Los Santos Police Department for comment. Assistant Chief Tommy Lande replied, "The police department is currently investigating these suspicious notes and the picture. We have some of the best detectives at work for this case. If you have any information about this situation please call 911 or head into your nearest police headquarters. Nothing else can be commented on at this moment."


We have attached the following letters to this article. Weazel News will gladly compensate any individual who is able to correctly decipher the messages:

  • "Dear Editor: Nvvk khf Nyvcl Jpaf! Wslhzl il hzzbylk, aopz dpss il fvby shza. P dpss lha aopz jpaf huk pa dpss thrl tl aoypcl, huk fla P dpss ylthpu obunyf. Fvb dpss mlls aol dhytao vm tf zvbs hz P bzl aol dhytao vm fvby isvvk av zbzahpu tl. Aolyl dpss il uv wshjl P jhuuva ylhjo, uv zvbs P jhuuva avbjo, huk uv spml P dpss uva hmmlja. Ltiyhjl tl, huk P zohss jvuzbtl fvb."
  • "Q piqtml ugamtn i kizzqiom, bw bism um kzwaa bpm bwev. Epmv bpm kizzqiom izzqdml, Q eia aczxzqaml ib epib Q nwcvl. I vium bpib akzmiua qb'a abzmvobp, eia zmittg ntijjg umib. Jcb qb eia i lmtqkikg bpib Q eia pixxg bw mib."

Any information will assist in us discover more on this developing story. Who is this mystery man? What are these lethal letters?