Lethal Letters: Another one bites the dust! And water!

Wednesday 20 November 2019Stacey LerouxEditor in Chief, Weazel News
Editor's Note: A previous version of this article mistakenly identified the individual in the white suit as male. This has been corrected.

LOS SANTOS -- A few days ago we received another letter from the mysterious killer looming over Los Santos. For the first time in this developing story, the murderer has sent two images of his victims. What is the message he is sending us?

Readers will notice the polarity of the victims: a woman in a white suit drowned (pictured left), a man in a black suit laying in the desert (pictured right). Police have not told us whether or not there is any significance to how the bodies were photographed.

As usual, the killer has attached a cryptic message to the photographs:

    • Oin yno xfv'kk ynng of zlozi rn ph Ula off klabn ufa xfv of rlylbn. uafr oin yfaoi l manoox jipon honnk hoavzovan ulkkh. uafr oin znyolk, l hvmmfao of oifhn py Skvn. P jpkk hkfjkx jipookn ljlx lo oin zfan fu oiph phklyg vyopk lkk oin zfaavmopfy svayh lyg ph zfyhvrng. unla yfo kfh hlyofh, xfva hlcpfa ilh laapcng. upanukx. oin gphoapzo loofaynx jphing of anklx oin ufkkfjpyb rnhhlbn... "gfsx p kfcn xfv xfv skvn ilpang jlydna"

Police have already broken this code and have translated it as the following:

    • "THE NET YOU'LL NEED TO CATCH ME IS FAR TOO LARGE FOR YOU TO MANAGE. FROM THE NORTH A PRETTY WHITE STEEL STRUCTURE FALLS. FROM THE CENTRAL, A SUPPORT TO THOSE IN BLUE. I WILL SLOWLY WHITTLE AWAY AT THE CORE OF THIS ISLAND UNTIL ALL THE CORRUPTION BURNS AND IS CONSUMED. FEAR NOT LOS SANTOS, YOUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED. FIREFLY. THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY WISHED TO RELAY THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE... "DOBY I LOVE YOU YOU BLUE HAIRED WANKER""

North, white. Central, blue. What could it mean?

Stay tuned for more updates on our developing story: LETHAL LETTERS.