A note about gnome gender. Gnomes don't have any. Pronouns are used randomly. Feel free to apply whatever pronoun you like to the gnome you adopt!
Specialty Gnomes are gnomes who have received extra training in a particular discipline, and will arrive complete with appropriate accessories.
Adoption Fee $39.00 (includes training and accessories).
Currently Available for Adoption
Adoption fee $34
ZZ is a country Rocker. He dropped out of art school after a bad experience with a particular mushroom. He hitchhiked down to the Mississippi delta and started hanging around bars and BBQ joints. That's when he really got into music. He likes his music loud, he is into heavy metal, hard rock, southern rock and blues. He is a big Fan of the Grateful Dead, the Allman Brothers and Billy Gibbons.
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