Chapter 1

"WHY SHOULD I EAT THE CHICKEN!"

"YOU HAVE NOT TURNED THE BACON ONTO THE FIRE!!!" 

"OH, MY GOD!!! HE STILL HAS THE BUTTER AND SAUCE!" 

"HOW DID YOU GET IT TO GO SO HIGH IN THE CUTTING BLADES!" 

"DON'T ASK QUESTIONS FOR ME TO TELL YOU, JUST KEEP LOOKING!!"

"YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS?!"

"NO, I DO NOT!!"

"HEY, WHO TOLD YOU THAT?"

"MY FRIEND DID!!"

"HE’S A FOOL!"

"HE THINKS YOU'RE A FOOL!"

"WHAT WAS HIS NAME AGAIN...?"

"LAWSON!"

"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, WHAT IS THAT CALLED!?"

"HEY, CAN WE AT LEAST PREPARE SOMETHING FOR HIM???"

"YES, OF COURSE, JUST SHUT UP AND GO START PICKING ALL THE FRESH LEMONS, NOW!!!!!!"

Chapter 2

There was a moment of silence as the four remaining group members looked at each other, unsure what to do next.

"WHY AREN'T YOU PICKING THE LEMONS!"

"I HAVE BEEN BUSY, OKAY!? SOMEONE COME HELP US PICK THEM BEFORE THEY GET CRUSHED!"

"BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT THEY'RE GETTING CRUSHED, WHY WOULDN'T YOU HELP!"

"SHUT UP AND GO START GATHERING THE LEMONS!"

"YOU TWO NEED TO STOP TRYING TO BE COOL AND START PICKING THE LEMONS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!"

"WE WILL IF YOU STOP HAVING ALL THE FUN ALREADY!"

"JUST GIVE ME ONE MINUTE!!!"

"NOW!!"

"FINE!"

"YOU'RE NOT PICKING THE LEMONS!"

"I DON'T NEED TO PICK THE LEMONS!"

"YOU ALWAYS WANT TO PICK THE LEMONS, AND YOU ALWAYS DECIDE THAT YOU HAVE TO DUST THE GRASS AND THEN TAKE OUT EVERYONE ELSE!"

"WE DID NOT TAKE OUT EVERYONE ELSE, THAT'S WHERE YOUR MIND GAMES WITH YOURSELF!"

"THEY WERE ALREADY PLANTED WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE, LET'S JUST GRAB SOME GRASS FROM THE FIELD AND DROP IT IN THERE!"

"GOOD IDEA!"

"OKAY, LET'S DO THAT!!"

"IT'S FINE IF I DO THIS BY MYSELF, YOU GUYS KNOW HOW BADLY I HATE IT WHEN YOU GET TO PICK THE LEMONS BEFORE ME!"

"OH, NO!"

"GOOD LUCK MAKING THEM CRUNCH!"

"YOU'RE GOING TO CRUSH THEM!"

"NO, I'M NOT, YOU GUYS CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH MY MASKS!!!"

"YOU WISH YOU WEREN'T GOING TO KILL THESE LEMONS, DON'T YOU?"

"LET’S GATHER SOME MORE LEMONS WHILE YOU TWO FIGHT!"

"NO, NO, NO!"

"THEN STOP YELLING AT ME, YOU'VE ONLY BROUGHT THIS ON MYSELF, I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU, IT WAS ME WHO ASKED YOU-"

"IT WAS YOU WHO INSISTED THAT WE START HUNTING DOWN FRESH LEMONS, YES, AND NOW WE'RE ALL BOTH STARVING, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED ME TO TAKE OUT EVERYBODY ELSE AND LEAVE YOU ALONE!!!"

"I'M SORRY, PLEASE DON'T CRUSH THE LEMONS! I'LL CLEAN THEIR CARPET!"

"DO YOU THINK THAT'LL DO ANY GOOD? THEY'RE STILL ROOTING UNDER THE CABBAGE! OH MAN, WHY DIDN'T YOU REMEMBER THAT EARLIER?!"

"I WAS NAPPING WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO ATTACK THE FRESH LEMONS!

"...WE CAN CLEAN THE CARPET..."

"I'LL DO THE DIRTING!"

"OH MY GOD, CAN YOU STOP YELLING?!? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DESERVE TO WIN ANYTHING TODAY!!"

"WILL YOU PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME?!"

"...CAN WE START STARTING THE VEGETABLE WARMING PARTY BEFORE THE FRESH LEMONS BREAK FREE AND RIP OUR APPLES OPEN?!"

"I WAS NEVER GIVING YOU A REAL SOLUTION TO THE FIRST OBJECTION! WE'RE GOING TO PICK OUT ALL OF THE FRESH LEMONS AND MAKE A BIG MOOSE CAKE!!!"

"I WONDER WHO'S GOING TO BUILD THE CAKE!"

"THEN CAN WE MAKE OUR CAKE WITH THE FRESH FRUITS?!"

"I WON‘T DO ALL THE BAKING!! YOU DO EVERYTHING!!"

"I AM TRYING VERY HARD NOT TO SLAP YOU RIGHT NOW! THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!"

"YOU'RE JUST MAD THAT YOU GOT WRONG ABOUT THE FIRST OBJECTION AGAIN!"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I WAS WRONG ABOUT IT OR NOT! YOU’RE THE ONE THAT ASKED ME, I'M SUPPOSED TO PICK OUT THE FRUITS."

"I DIDN'T SAY I WANT YOU TO PICK THE FRUITS!"

"AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM!!!"

"NOT NOW, YOU TWO! YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT WHATEVER YOU ARE FIGHTING ABOUT, SO PICK SOME LEMONS, GO START READY THE COOKING PAN, AND WAIT FOR THE VEGETABLE WARMING PARTY TO START FINALLY, OR WE’RE GOING TO BE ANGRY WITH YOU!"

Chapter 3

"OH, THAT’S NOT A BIT FUNNY."

"I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT’S COMING FROM…"

"SHUT UP, YOU’RE THE ONE THAT STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT A SPIDER!!"

"I DIDN’T START SCREAMING ABOUT A SPIDER, I JUST SAID IT WAS AWFUL!"

"WE ALL AGREE! IT FEELS SO UGLY!"

"YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO SCREAM ABOUT IT!!!"

"YOU WERE SCREAMING ABOUT IT A LOT!!!"

"STOP BEING ANGRY WITH ME, AND HELP PICK THE LEMONS!"

"WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS?! HOW DARNING OF HIM NOT TO HELP WHEN WE HAD TO DO ALL THE WORK!!"

"AND YOU CALL HIM A FOOL! YOU’RE SO RUDE!!"

Chapter 4

"DID YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE TIME AT SCHOOL?"

"I HOPE NOT!"

"WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"I HAD A TERRIBLE TIME AT SCHOOL, AND THEN I GOT INTO A FIGHT AND WAS DISHED OUT WITH JUNKY PUNCH!"

"I DIDN’T GET INTO A FIGHT!!!"

"YOU SAID THE JUNKY PUNCH WAS ON PURPOSE!"

"NO, YOU SAID IT WAS ON PURPOSE!!!!"

"OH MY GOSH, CAN WE JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR TWO SECONDS??!"

"HE’S GOING TO KILL US!"

"I KNEW THIS DAY WAS GOING TO END UP LIKE THIS!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!"

"THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!"

"PLEASE STOP YELLING, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY!"

"IF THAT’S TRUE, I DON’T WANT TO EAT ANY MORE LEMON!!"

"YOU COWARDS, DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY BRAIN CELLS??!"

"WE DON'T NEED TO EAT ANY MORE LEMONS AFTER WHAT WE JUST SAID!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO QUESTION THAT, BUT... WHY IS THE CHOCOLATE PIE SO RED??!?"

"WHAT'S THAT, BLUEBERRIES?!"

"HOW DID THE BLUEBERRIES GET INTO THE CUPCAKES?"

"I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT PIE LOOKS LIKE BLUEBERRIES!"

"WHAT!? THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE BLUEBERRIES!!!!"

"BUT THEY DO, LOOK AT THAT PIE!!!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!?"

"WHAT'S GOING ON, IS EVERYONE OKAY??!"

"THE BLUEBERRIES ARE BURNT!!"

"WAIT, WHAT? I CAN SEE THAT THEY'RE NOT BURNT, THEY'RE RED... BUT... THE FRESH BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN!!"

"THE FRESH BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN???"

"I THINK SO!!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!"

"YOU’RE GONNA DIE NOW, BLUEBERRIES!!!"

"NO, THEY'LL JUST BURN MY FACE OFF!!!"

"WHAT?!?!"

"THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!!!"

Chapter 5

"I SWEAR TO GOD, I THINK SOMETHING IS MOVING OVER THERE!"

"WHERE????"

"THERE!!! THERE’S SOMETHING THERE! IN THE TREES!!"

"GET YOUR GUN GUN GUN!!"

"WHY ARE WE RUNNING???"

"DON'T JUST STAND THERE!!!"

"IT HAS A SHOOTING POINT!!!"

"OH MY GOSH, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BLOW UP THE GRASS?!"

"BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN AND WHITE!!"

"WHAT? WHAT’S GREYBERRIES DOING HERE?!"

"IS THIS ALL JUST A BIG JOKE, OR SOMETHING?!"

"WHICH WAY IS YOUR GUN GUN GUN!!!?"

"THOSE FRESH BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN!!"

"WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

"BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN!!"

"I THINK THERE’S SOMEONE THERE!!"

"THE GREENEST BLUEBERRIES IN THE WORLD!!"

"BLUEBIRRIES ARE GREEN!!!!"

"WAIT, DID HE JUST THROW HIS SHOE AT THE GREENEST BLUEBERRIES IN THE WORLD??!"

"OH MY GOSH, THAT’S NOT HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN!!!"

"THE GREENEST BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN!!!"

"WAIT, IT’S MELTING! THE GREENEST BLUEBERRIES ARE MELTING!!"

Chapter 6

"GASP! IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME FINDING THE BLUEBERRY STRAWBERRIES THAT YOU BROUGHT ME TOO, YOU MORON!!!"

"BECAUSE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT A BLUEBERRY IS!"

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU KNOW SOMETHING BETTER THAN YOURSELF?!"

"WHOA, HEY! NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING BUT ME! SO I SHOULD HAVE THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHT TO KNOW EVERYTHING!!"

"NO, YOU WOULDN’T!"

"YES, I COULD!!"

"JUST WAIT, I THINK I SEE THE BLUEBERRIES OVER THERE!!"

"WITHOUT MY HELP?"

"GO GET THEM, YOU’RE SO COOL!"

"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!?"

"HAVING A FIGHT OVER THE BLUEBERRIES!"

"WHAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!"

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PICKING THE FRESH LEMONS!"

"NOW THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST THE HUMANITY!!!"

"WE’LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, ALREADY!!!"

"GO GET 'EM!!!"

"CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST TAKE CARE OF THE FRESH LEMONS ALONE?!!"

"THE FRESH FRUITS CAN WAIT!!!"

"GO GET THEM!!"

Chapter 7

"WOWIE!! IT’S SO DARK OUT!!!"

"IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!"

"YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING, NOT SNEEZING!"

"I CAN'T STUDY WITHOUT SNEEZING! IT’S A PROBLEM PEOPLE HAVE WHEN THEY ARE SLEEPING!!!"

"YOU JUST SNORED!"

"NO, I DIDN’T, THE AIR WAS VERY THICK!"

"THAT WAS THE VERY DEFINITION OF ‘SNEEZING’."

"NO, IT WASN’T, I WAS SLEEPING, SO I WOKE UP."

"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SNORE!"

"I WASN'T SLEEPING, I WAS WATCHING TV!!! THERE ARE A LOT OF AMAZING NEWS STORIES!!!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE A TV IN YOUR BAG!!!"

"I DON’T HAVE A BAG AT ALL!!!"

"YOU HAVE AN EMPTY PLASTIC BOX AND ITS FULL OF CANDY!"

"I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THE BICYCLES ARE!"

"DON'T CALL THEM BICYCLES!!!!"

"OKAY!!!"

"YOU DON'T OWN BICYCLES ANYMORE!!!"

"I KNOW!!!"

"YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THEM WHILE I GO PICK ANOTHER BICYCLE!"

"I WILL!!!"

"WAIT, WHAT’S THAT?"

"IT'S A FIRE!!"

"A FIRE??!"

"ARE THOSE BLUEBERRIES OVER THERE!!?"

"THE BLUEBERRIES ARE RED!!"

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"

"DON'T WORRY, THE RED BLUES ARE SUPERIOR!!!"

"THE GREENER BLUES ARE SUPERIOR!!!"

"IT'S ALL JUST A BIG FAKE!!"

"IT'S REAL!!"

"WE'RE NOT SAFE!!"

"WHAT ABOUT THE LEMONS?!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE GREEN!!"

"WHO’S GOING TO BUILD THE FIRE!!!"

"THESE BLUEBERRIES ARE PRECIOUS!!"

"HEEEEEYYY, THE BLUEBERRIES ARE BACK!!!"

"WAIT, WHO'S GONE AND TURNED THE HOT WATER ON???"

"WHOOP!"

"I THOUGHT IT WAS A FLAMING CAMPFIRE!!!"

"SHUT UP, BLUEBERRIES!!"

"WAIT!! OH MY GOD!!"

"WHY WON'T IT WORK!!?"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE BLUE!!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE RED!!"

"WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO SAY THIS???!"

"WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME??!!!"

"WE NEEDED TO FIND THE LEMONS!!"

"THE FRESH LEMONS?!"

"NO, THE FRESH BACON!!"

"WHAT!?"

"THE FRESH BARLEY RICE!!!"

"WAIT, WHAT’S ALL THIS BLUEBERRY ICE CREAM???"

"IT’S FROM BLUEBERRIES!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!"

"ALL THESE FREAKISH DELIGHTS!!!"

"I WANT MORE..."

"ME, TOO..."

"THE NEXT ONE LOOKS SUPERIOR!!"

"HEY, YOU’RE STARVING!!!"

"IT DOES LOOK SUPERIOR!!"

"IF I CAN'T HAVE A LEMON, THEN I DON'T WANT THE ICE CREAM!!"

"I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY OTHER ICE CREAM..."

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???!"

"WHERE ARE THE LEMONS?!"

"FRESH LEMONS!!"

"WHO CARES IF THEY DON'T HAVE ANY APPROPRIATE LEMONS!!"

"PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME HAVE SOME OF YOUR ICE CREAM!!"

"YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEALTH!!!"

"HOW ARE WE GOING TO KEEP MOVING IF WE EAT ALL THE ICE CREAM!!?"

"DON'T YOU DARE SPILL ANYTHING!!"

"WHY CAN’T THEY JUST TELL US THE BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN AND NOT RED?!"

"OH NO! THE BLUEBERRIES ARE BLUE!!"

"WHY DID NINE OF THE THREE BANANAS LEAP OFF THE TOP!!?"

"THE FRESH BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN!!"

"WHEN ARE THESE GREEN BLUES GOING TO STOP SMELLING!"

"OH NO! OUR FOODS ARE GONE!!!"

"MY BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN!!"

"WAIT...WHAT?!"

"BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN AND THE BLUEBERRIES ARE BLUE!!!!"

"BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN!!!!!"

"BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN!!!!!"

"I WANT A BLUEBERRY!!!"

"WAIT, THS ONLY ONE BLUEBERRY IN THE PACK!!!"

"WE’RE GOING TO DIE!!!!"

"WAIT, WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THEY KNOW SOMETHING BETTER THAN THEY DO?!"

"WE DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ELSE!!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!?"

"WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BIRD IS!!"

"WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO SAY!??"

"THIS MUST BE A HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING!"

"WHY WON’T YOU SHUT UP!?!?!?"

"OH, MY GOD!!"

"WAIT! WHERE ARE THE LEMONS!!"

"IT'S TIME FOR OUR BREAKFAST!!!"

"WELCOME TO THE PANCAKES!!"

"WAIT, THEY LOOK SO GOOD!!"

"I WANT ONE!!!"

"I'VE NEVER SEEN LEMON CAKES BEFORE!!"

"IS IT OKAY TO CHEESE THE CUPCAKES LIKE THIS??!"

"LET ME HAVE ONE!!!"

"GET DOWN!!!"

"WAIT, THERE IS NO PEANUT BUTTON!"

"WAIT!!!"

"WHICH WAY IS THE BLUEBERRIES!"

"YOU'RE MISSING ONE!!!"

"WHAT?!!!"

"THE ONE WITH THE HANDFUL OF STRAWBERRIES!!!"

"I NEED A BLUEBARRRIE ORANGE!"

"WAIT....!"

"THE FRESH GREENBERRIES ARE MOST IMPORTANT!!!"

"BLUEBLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN!!!"

"WAIT!!"

"WAIT!!!"

"WHY WOULD WE HAVE BROWN BEANS IF THEY WERE GREEN!!"

"YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!!"

"THE FRESH GREENBERRIES ARE WHITE!!"

"WHY DO YOU THINK THESE ARE WHITE?"

"THE GREEN FRESH BLUES ARE GREEN!!!!!!"

"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"

"WHAT?!?"

"CAN YOU GET THE FIRST ONE HERE??!"

"WAIT!!!"

"I DON'T SEE ANY BLUEBERRIES!!"

"WHERE ARE THE LAST TWO!!!?"

"I DON'T SEE THE BLUEBERRIES!!!!"

"THE WHITE BROWNIE IS IN THE BACK!!!"

"WHAT?!"

"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!!!"

"WHY DID YOU SAY THE WHITE BROWNIE WAS IN THE BACK?"

"I WAS JUST JUMBLING AROUND IN THE DARK!!"

"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!"

"GOOD MORNING!!!"

"I GOT AWAY WITH IT!!"

"WE'RE ALIVE!"

"WHAT DID YOU DO??!"

"THE BIRDS ARE STUCK INSIDE MY BOX!!!"

"WE GOTTA FIND THE BIRDS!!"

"I THINK IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE HOUSE!"

"THE BASEMENTS ARE FULL OF STUFF!!!"

"I'M GONNA PUNCH MY EYES OUT!!"

"THE LEMONS AT THE VERY END!!!!"

"NOW!!!"

"WHAT?!"

"JUST RUN!!!!"

"IT'S A MONSTER!!!"

"IT'S ATTACKING ME!!"

"I'M SICK!!!"

"I FEEL SO UNBEARABLE!!!"

"GOODBYE!!"

"THE WHALE IS GONE!!!!"

"WHERE IS THE SWIMMING POOL!!"

"HE'S GONE!!!"

"HE'S KILLING US!!"

"WHAT!!?!"

"WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO MAKE IT STOP!!"

"WHAT DOES THAT MATTER?!?"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS!!"

"THIS IS ALL A HORRIBLE CONFESSORY!!!!"

"DO SOMETHING!!"

"I WANT MY BROWNIES!!!"

"WAIT!!!!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!"

"WHAT HAPPENED??!"

"THE WIGGALOO HAS THE BODY AND SKIN OF A BLACKBERRY!!!!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!!?!"

"YOU SHOULD BE IMPLORING FOR THEIR LIFE!!!!"

"I WANT MY SWEET BLUEBERRIES!!"

"HA, HA!!!"

"HOLD ON, THIS IS AN EXCITING SCENE!!!"

"WAIT!!!!"

"BLUEBIRRIES ARE GREEN AND NOT RED!"

"WAIT!!!!!"

"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE, BOYS!!!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?????"

"WAIT...! YOU JUST KISSED A CUTE WOMAN!!!!"

"WAIT!!!!"

"WAIT!!!!"

"WAIT!!!"

"THANK GOD! WE FINALLY HAVE SOME LEMONS!!"

"OH, MY GOD! MY SWEET BLUEBERRIES!!!"

"WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?!?!"

"THEY'RE DEAD!!!"

"WHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?!?!?!"

"THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING NIGHT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!!"

"WAIT, WHO'S THE MAN IN THE RED JACKET?!!!"

"I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SAD EVER!!"

"THE BIG BIRD'S BEING ATTACKED!!"

"WHAT HAPPENED?!!"

"I WANT MY BLUEBERRIES!!!!"

"I WAS ABOUT TO BE SAD AND NOW...! BLUEBERRIES ARE GREEN AND NOT RED!!!!"

"WE'RE FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!!!"

"NO, DON'T MOVE!!!"

"WAIT!!!"

"WHOA!!!"

"WHAT'S THIS!?"

"WAIT, THE BIRD THAT JUST BIT ME IS GONE!!!!"

"WAIT!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BAD BLUEBIRRIE!!!!"

"LOOK!!! THERE’S THE OTHER ONE!!!"

"Oh, THANK GOD! IT’S STRAWBERRIES AGAIN!!!"

"WHO GAVE HIM A BLUEBERRY!!!"

"DON’T MOVE, HE’S NOT GOING TO TAKE HIS HEAD OFF!!!"

"WAIT, I THINK THAT’S A LEMON..."

"WAIT..."

"WAIT...IT’S A BLUEBERRY..."

"WAIT..."

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!"

"THE BIRD IS DROPPED!!"

"I WANT MY SWEETS!!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!"

"WHAT WAS THE BLUEBERRY CALLING THE BIG BLUEBERRY AGAIN?!"

"WAIT, HE WAS NEGLECTING THE PRETTY BLUEBERRIES!!"

"ARE THOSE GREENBERRIES??!!?"

"WAIT! OH MY GOD! I THINK ITS MOVING!!"

"NOOOO!!!!!"

"WHAT IS THAT!!?"

"A FLOWER!!"

"A FLOWER IS COMING FROM IT!!!!"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON!!"

"WAIT!!!!"

"DON'T MOVE!!!!"

"WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE PLUSHIE???!"

"OH MY GOD, THERE’S MORE!"

"HOW CAN THAT BE!!?"

"WAIT...! IT LOOKS LIKE...!"

"WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT MUST BE THE PUMPKINS!!!"

"THE PLUSHIES ARE ALL PURPLE!!!!!"

"WAIT...!!"

"THE PINK PUMPKINS ARE GREEN!!"

"THE GREEN PUMPKIN IS PURPLE!!"

"THE ROSE PUMPKINS ARE BLUE!"

"WAIT...! IT HAS COLORS!!"

"THERE'S ONLY ONE PLUSHIE!!"

"THE SUNSET PLUMS!!"

"THERE ARE THREE!"

"THERE’S ONE MORE!!!"

"IT LOOKS LIKE A GREEN VINE!!"

"IT'S GREEN!!"

"IT'S GOLDEN!!!!"

"IT HAS A SPARKLY FACE!!!"

"THE GOLDEN ONE HAS SPARKLY GREEN LITTLE EYES!!!"

"MY PRECIOUS BLUEBERRIES!!!"

"THERE'S ONE LEFT!!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!!! THE LIGHTING PUMPKIN IS BLUE!!!!"

"WE SHOULD PROBABLY TRY TAKING IT HOME!"

"THE GREEN ONE IS GREATER!!!"

"OH NO!!! IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!"

"THE GREEN ONE IS GIVING US A WARNING!!"

"BECAUSE HE'S COMING OVER HERE!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!!! IT'S THE SWORDSMAN!!"

"SHUT UP!!!"

"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME GOOD NEWS ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE PUDDINGS OR THE PUPPIES???"

"WHO IS THAT!?!!?"

"IT'S THE SINGULAR BLUEBERRY!!!!"

"WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU LOVE HIM!!"

"GOD SAVE THE LEMONS!!!"

"WAIT!!! DON'T MOVE!!!"

"THREE BLUEBERRIES, ONE GOLDEN ONE, AND TWO GREEN PUMPKINS!!!"

"HE'S GOT A WHITE PUPPET!!!"

"WOW!!"

"HE'S GOTTEN AWAY!!"

"HE HAS A HUGE BLACK CAT!"

"HE'S BEEN ATTACKED BY A BIG BLACK CAT!!"

"WAIT!!!"

"ITS A DOG!!!"

"IT HAS A BLACK KNIFE!!!"

"IT'S GONNA SLICE THROUGH OUR LIMBS!!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!!!!!!"

"THERE'S A FIRE!!"

"NO!!!!! THE PLUNKERS!!!!"

"THE FIRE'S GETTING NEAR!!!"

"GET BACK!!!"

"THE FIRE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!"

"THE FIRE'S HOT!!!!"

"THE FIRE’S BURNING DOWN EVERYONE’S HOUSE!!!"

"THE PLUMS!!! THE FLOWERS!!!! THE SHORT POPULATION!!!!!"

"THE PLUMS HAVE ALREADY STARTED TO REFUSE TO MOVE!!!!"

"THE PLUMS ARE FALLING!!!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!!! THEY'RE BURNING!!!!"

"LEMONS!!!"

"WE'RE ALL DEAD!!!"

"NO!!!!! DON’T MOVE!!"

"YOU CAN'T RUN!!!!!!"

"WITHOUT THE PUMPKINS, THERE’S ONLY PLUMS!!!"

"I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT THEM!!!!!!"

"THE PUMPKINS ARE ALL DEAD!!!"

"NO!!!!"

"OK. I'M OKAY."

"HE HAS A BLUEBERRY!!"

"IT'S THE LAST ONE!!!"

"NO!!!!!"

"WHAT'S WRONG!!?"

"THE BLUEBERRY HAS DIED!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"THE PLUSHIES ARE ALL FALLING APART!!!!"

"THE PLUMS HAVE ALL CROSSED INTO THE FIRE!!!"

"NO!!!!!!"

"SAVE THE PLUMS!!!

"I CAN'T! THERE'S TOO MUCH FIRE!"

"WAIT, WHERE’RE OUR PUMPKINS?????!"

"WE NEED OUR PUMPKINS!!!!!"

"HAH!!!!! THE PLUMS ARE STILL THERE!!"

"WE'LL BUILD OUR PUMPKINS!!!!"

"THERE'S ONE MORE!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!!! THERE’S ONE MORE!!"

"THERE’S ONLY ONE LEFT!"

"IT'S BROWN...."

"...AND NOT BLACK...."

"...IT'S A BLUEBERRIE...."

"...IT'S BLUEBERRIES!!!!!!!"

"...THE BLUEBERRY IS STILL OUT!!!"

"IT’S NOT EVEN SEAWARD!!!"

"THE PLUM IS STILL INSIDE!!!"

"THIS PLUM WILL BURN FOREVER!!!!!!"

"IT'S NOT DONE!!!!"

"IT'S STILL MOVING!!!"

"THE BLUEBERRY'S MELTING! IT'S SO SMOOTH!!"

"THE BLUEBERRY IS GROWING!!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!"

"OH NO!!!!!"

"THE BLUEBERRY'S BALD!!!"

"WAIT!! THAT’S THE OTHER PLUMS

"IT’S NOT ALIVE!!!"

"THAT’S THE BABY PUDDING!!"

"IT'S MOVING!!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"

"OH, MY GOD!!!!"

"I WANT LEMONS!"

"LEMONS!"

"THEY ARE NO LONGER FRESH!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"MY BEAUTIFUL LEMONS!!!"

"THE PLUSHIES ARE SAFE!!!"

"SHUT UP!!!"

"NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE PLUSHIES!!!"

"LEMONS! LEMONS! LEMONS!

"LET ME HAVE THEM!"

"LET ME HAVE SOME!!!! PLEASE!!!"

"NO!!!!!"

"THEY'RE ALL GONE!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"WE CAN'T HAVE ORANGES!"

"WE NEED MORE COOKIES!!!!!"

"WAIT!!"

"THAT'S THE RED PAPER! WE NEED MORE RED PAPER!!!"

"I NEED BLUEBERRIES!!!!!"

"I DO TOO!!!!!"

"I NEED A BLUEBERRIE!!!!!!!!!"

"IT'S TOO HOT!!!!"

"THE PLUMS ARE ALL KILLED!!!"

"THE PLUCKERS ARE DEAD!!"

"THE PLUMS ARE ALL DEAD!!!!"

"WE NEED MORE NUTRITIONAL FOOD!!!"

"WE NEED TO EAT SOME MORE!!!"

"THE PLUMS ARE ALL ALIVE!!!!"

"WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE NOW??!"

"WE NEED FEWER NUTRIENTS!!!"

"WHERE ARE OUR PLUMS!!!?!!"

"LEMONS! LEMONS!!!!"

"DON'T MAKE ME GO AGAIN!!!! THERE ARE NO MORE LEMONS!!!!"

"STOP HITTING ME!!!!!"

"NO!!!"

"HELP! HELP!"

"WHAT'S WRONG?!"

"HE WON'T STOP HITTING ME!!!"

"I WAS JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU FROM BEING DROWNED!!!!!!!"

"NO!!! I CAN’T BREATHE!!!"

"PLEASE DON'T FIGHT!!"

"THE SUN HAS BEEN DISPLACED!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!!! WHAT SHALL WE DO??!"

"THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!"

"CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST WAIT FOR THE STORM????!!?!!!"

"LEMONS!!"

"NOO!!!!! LET ME TAKE SOME!!!"

"I WANT MY LEMONS!!!!!!!"

"I NEED BLUEBERRIES!!!!!!!"

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT YOU!!!"

"THE SNOW IS TURNING BLACK!!!"

"LEMONS!!!!!!"

"BLUEBERRIES!!!!"

"LEMONS!!!!!!!!!"

"WAIT!!!"

"PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T DIE!!!"

"PLEASE DON'T DROWN!!!"

"THE SKIES ARE ALL COVERED IN DARK CLOUDS!!"

"BEWARE!!!!"

"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!"

"LIGHTNING!!!"

"LIGHTS!!!!"

"FLAME!!!!"

"THE SUN’S GONE!!!!"

"AHHHH!!!"

"I NEED MORE BERRIES!!!!"

"I'M GONNA DIE!!!"

"DON'T GO!!!!!"

"THE LEMONS ARE DEAD!!!!!!!"

"THE PLUMS ARE DEAD!!!!"

"LEMONS!!!"

"LEMON JELLY!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!"

"COULD THIS BE ANY WORSE?????"

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT THE BLUEBERRIES!!"

"GO AWAY!!"

"NO!!!!!!"

"THE SUN IS COMING BACK!!"

"WE SHOULDN'T KILL THE PLUMS!!!"

"DON'T FEED THEM!!!!!!!!!!"

"THE SUN'S BACK!!!!!!!"

"HOW ARE YOUR LEMONS AND RASPBERRIES???!"

"WHO’S GOT THE BERRIES?????!!"

"WHO GAVE THOSE LEMONS TO THOSE PEOPLE??!!?"

"TELL US WHO DID!!!"

"THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN GETTING BACK THE CANDY!!!"

"NOW THEY HAVE OUR LEMONS!!!!!!"

"THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN TAKING OUT THOSE CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES!!!!"

"THE FLAMES ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!"

"I WANT MORE BERRIES!!!!"

"I WANT THE CANDY CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!"

"THE PUMPKIN HAS FINALLY DEPARTED!!!!"

"THE LEMONS ARE BURNING!!"

"THE PLUMS HAVE ARGUED!!"

"THE PLUMS HAVE AGGRESSIVELY DISAGREEED!!"

"WHERE ARE THE PLUM JELLY!!?!!?"

"WE NEED MORE PLUM JELLY!!!!!"

"WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET MORE PLUM JELLY?!!?"

"THE CUPBOARDS ARE EMPTY!"

"I SWEAR IF WE WERE ABLE TO GO TO ANY PART OF THIS PLACE I’M GONNA KILL EVERYTHING!!!!"

"I AM GLAD THEY WOULDN'T EAT THEM!!"

"THE BLUEBERRIES ARE AT THEIR MARKET STORE!!"

"WE NEED MORE OF THOSE BLUEBERRIES!!!"

"THEY'RE IN A BOX!!!!"

"WHERE ARE THEY!?"

"I HAVE TO SEE THE BLUEBERRIES!!!!"

"WHERE’S THE PLUM JELLY!!!!!!!!!!?!"

"WE SHOULD GET THAT FIRST!!!"

"YOU SHOULD NEVER PICK ANOTHER PLUM!!!"

"WHERE ARE THE BERRIES!!!!!?!"

"THE PLUM JELLY'S NOT HERE!!!"

"WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE STOP HITTING ME!!?"

"THE PLUM JELLY HAS RUN OFF!!"

"GET IT RIGHT NOW!!!"

"I'M GOING TO KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!!"

"WHERE’S THE PLUM JELLY!!!!!!!"

"I WANT IT!!!!"

"THAT’S IT!!!!!!!!!"

"GIVE ME THE BERRIES!!!!!"

"I HOPE THE SUN DOESN'T SET ON ME!!!!"

"I DON'T EVEN CARE!!!!"

"WHERE DID THE PLUM JELLY GO!!!???"

"IT'S GONE!!!"

"IT'S GONE?!?!?!"

"FIND IT!!!!!!!!!

"I WILL NEVER EVER DIE!!!!!!"

"I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!"

"DON'T CRUSH ME!!!!!!"

"THIS PLOT IS SO FUNNY IT MAKES ME LAUGH!!!"

"WILL THE BUNGALOWS LAST!!!?"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS IN THE BUNGALOW!!!"

"IT'S RUNNING AWAY!!!"

"CATCH IT!!!"

"I NEED MY PLUM JELLY!!!"

"WE NEED TO GET THROUGH THIS ROOM NOW!!!"

"I'M GONNA SLICE IT!!!"

"LEMONS!!! LEMONS!!!"

"WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS BROKE IT?????!"

"WHERE'RE THE BERRIES!!!!!!!!!!?!"

"I WANT BLUEBERRIES!!!!!!"

"I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!"

"I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS HOW IT ENDS!!!!!!"

"LET'S GO TO THE MIDDLE OF THE UNDERGROUND!!!"

"LET'S GO TO THE CAVES!!!!"

"LET'S GO TO THE SPOOK HOUSE!!!!"

"I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!"

"WE'RE GOING TO FREE THE MICE!!!!!!"

"THE OIL IS POISONING MY EYES!!!!"

"PLUM JELLY!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS GONE!!!"

"SHUT UP!!!"

"I WANT MY PLUM JELLY!!!"

"WHICH ONE OF YOU FOOLS HAS LEFT THE JELLY OUT!!!?!?"

"NOT ME!!!"

"NOT ANYONE!!!!!!"

"WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS GOTTEN IT INTO THE JELLY!!!?!"

"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO STEAL IT!!!!!!!"

"IF IT ISN'T GONE BY MORNING OR ELSE, THE BIRDS ARE GOING TO ATTACK THE BUNGALOWS!!!!"

"ALL THE BUNGALOWS ARE GOING DOWN!!!!!!"

"ALL OUR HARD WORK!!!"

"HEY!!!! HEY!!!!!!!"

"STOP SCREAMING!!!"

"GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!"

"WHAT ARE THESE NOSERS DOING IN MY LIFE!!!!!!?!?!"

"THE PLUM JELLY HAS SEEN BETTER DAYS!!!"

"I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY!!!!!!!"

"PLEASE KEEP YOUR SHOES ON!!!!!!!!!"

"DO YOU ALL REMEMBER WHEN THERE WERE TWO PLUM JELLY BASKETS!!!!!!"

"NO!!! WHAT'S WITH MY BLUEBERRIES!??"

"IT'S LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!!!!"

"LET'S LOOK FOR THE REST OF THE BLUEBERRIES!!!!"

"YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!!!"

"THE BIRDS' HUNT FOR BLUEBERRIES IS OVER!!!!"

"THEY WILL FIND NO BLUEBERRIES!!!!"

"THEY WON’T FIND ANYBODY!!!"

"HEY!!! WHERE'RE MY BERRIES!!!!?"

"THERE ARE NOTHING BUT DEAD PEOPLE AND DEAD CHOCOLATE!!!!!!"

"WHO HAS THE BERRIES??!!"

"WHERE ARE THE BERRIES!!!!!!?"

"I WANT MY PLUM JELLY!!!!!!!

"WHERE ARE THE BLUEBERRIES!!!?!"

"THERE ARE NO MORE BLUEBERRIES!!!!!!"

"I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!"

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!?"

"I NEED SOME MORE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"HEY! LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO USE THE BALL POUND!!!!!"

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!?"

"THE PLUMJELLY STILL LIVES!!!!"

"LOOK, I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING. I THINK THE PLUM JELLY IS VERY SPECIAL!!!!"

"SO SPECIAL!!!!!!!"

"I’M GOING TO TAKE THE BERRIES!!!!!!"

"THE PLUMJELLY'S ALIVE!!!!!"

"IM GOING TO BE THE BEST-PAID PERSON OF MY YEAR!!!!"

"THEN WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!!!!!"

"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!???"

"WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY PLUM JELLY!!!!!!!"

"HOW ABOUT YOU TELL US WHERE WE CAN GET SOME!!!!!!?"

"THE PLUMJELLY WAS STRUGGLING!!!"

"WE NEED PLUMS!!!!!!!"

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"THEN GET ME SOME!!"

"WHILE WE'RE WAITING PLEASE GIVE ME SOME MORE PLUM JELLY!!!!!!!!"

The sun is rising in the west.

It was a long and dark night of fighting and terror.

Chapter 8

"GOOD MORNING!!!"

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?!?!"

"YOU SHOULDN'T BE YELLING!!!"

"WHERE IS THE PLUM JELLY!!!!!?"

"WHERE'RE THE BERRIES???!!!"

"THERE IS NO PLUM JELLY!!!!!"

"IT HAS GOT TO BE HERE!!!!"

"IT HASN'T!!!!"

"THIS PLUM IS ONLY GOOD FOR BAKING!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY DOESN'T MAKE BAKING!!!!!!!"

"THERE IS NO PLUM JELLY!"

"THE PLUM JELLY MUST HAVE BEEN SAVED FOR SOMETHING!!"

"WHO SAID THAT?!?!"

"I AM HERE!!!!!"

"IS THIS WHO I THINK IT IS????!!?!!"

"I'M THE REALEST PLUM!!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!!"

"THERE IS NO PLUM JELLY!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS NOT HERE!!!!!"

"AND I AM NOT HERE!!!!"

"WHERE ARE THE BERRIES!!!!!!?"

"I WANT A FLUFFY PEAR!!!!!"

"I WANT THE PLUM JELLY!!!!!!"

"I LOVE THE PLUM JELLY!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS STILL HERE!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS STILL HERE!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS NOT HERE!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY HAS TO BE HERE!!!!"

"IT CAN'T HAVE ESCAPED!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS GONE!!!!"

"IT'S CRAWLED AWAY!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY CAN'T HAVE CRAWLED AWAY!!!!"

"WHERE IS THE PLUM JELLY!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS STILL HERE!!!!!!"

"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU AT ALL!!!!!"

"WE HAVE TO FIND IT!!!!!!"

"WE'VE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS COMING BACK!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY HAS TO BE HERE!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS GONE!!!!"

"GUYS, LOOK, I FOUND A BUNCH OF GREENBERRIES!!!"

"GREENBERRIES??!!"

"YES, THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES!!!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE RED!!!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE BLUE!!!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE AS COLORFUL AS THE SUN!!!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE GOLD!!!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE THE BEST!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE THE FINEST!!!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE THE GREATEST!!!!!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE NOT WORTH IT!!!!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE NOT EVEN PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE TERRIBLE!!!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES ARE WORSE THAN THE PLUM JELLY!!!"

"SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE EVEN IS THE PLUM JELLY?!?!?!

"WE HAVE TO FIND IT!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY HAS TO BE FOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WE MUST FIND IT!!!"

"WE CAN’T STAND HERE AROUND EATING GROUNDED PLUM TURKS!!!!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS A GROUNDED PLUM TURK?!?!?!?!

"THE PLUM JELLY IS GONE!!!!!!"

"NOT TO WORRY, MY FRIENDS!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS NOW A BLUEBEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT IS A BLUEBEAR!!!!?"

"DON'T EVEN DARE OPEN THE DOOR!!!"

"MY BERRIES!!!!!!!!"

"WHERE DID THEY ALL GO???!"

"WHERE ARE THE BLUEBEARS!!!??"

"WHERE IS THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES???!!?"

"WHERE ARE MY BEAUTIFUL FRESH TOMATOES???!!?"

"WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU DOING IN MY ROOM????!!?!"

"WHERE IS THE PLUM JELLY!!?!"

"I DON'T HAVE IT!!!"

"WHERE IS MY BLUEBEARS!!!!!!!?!?"

"WHERE DID THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES GO!!!!!!!!?"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS NOW A NUT!!!!!!!"

"THIS PLUM IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN THE OTHER ONE!!!!"

"DO YOU THINK WE'RE FREE FROM THE BLUEBEARS!!!!!!!?!"

"WHERE ARE MY BEAUTIFUL FRESH TOMATOES!!!!!!!!!!!?"

"WHERE IS MY FRESH PLUM TURK!!!!!!?!"

"I WANT A PLUM TURK!!!"

"PLEASE GIVE ME SOME OF THE TURK!!!"

"WHAT EVEN IS A PLUM TURK?!?!?!?!"

"I WANT A PLUM TURK!!!!!!"

"I DON'T WANT THE PLUMJELLY ANYMORE!!!!!!"

"WE WANT PLUM TURKS!!!"

"THE PLUMS ARE ESCAPING!!!"

"BEWARE!!!!!!"

"LET'S GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!!!!"

"I WANT MY BEAUTIFUL BEETS!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I WANT MY FRESH TOMATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I WANT MY PLUM JELLY!!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS MISSING!!!!!!"

"I HOPE MY BERRIES ARE SAFE!!!!"

"I THINK THIS PLUM HAS TO BE HERE!!!!"

"IT IS HERE!!!!"

"THE GREENEST GREENBERRIES!!!!!"

"NO PLUM JELLY!!!!!!!!"

"I WANT MY MELON!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS STILL HERE!!!!!!!!"

"WHERE ARE MY BERRIES????????!"

"THE LEMONS ARE MISSING!!!!!"

"THE LEMONS ARE DEAD!!!!!!!"

"NO PLUM JELLY!!!!!!!!"

"ALL OF OUR FAVORS TO MARIO WILL NOT REMAIN UNFAVORED!!!!!"

"WHY DID YOU LET THE PLUM BEES ESCAPE!!!!!!"

"YOU LET THEM ESCAPE AND THERE WILL BE ANOTHER ATTACK!!!!!"

"YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE!!!!"

"WHERE IS THE PLUM JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHERE IS MY PLUMJELLY!!!!!!!!?!"

"WHERE IS THE PLUM JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"PLEASE GIVE US YOUR BEST PLUM!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!"

"WHERE ARE MY BEETS!!!?!"

"THE BERRIES ARE SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHY IS EVERYBODY SCREAMING!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY IS ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM JELLY WASN'T THERE WHEN THE WHITE PLUM ESCAPED!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WILL EVERYONE STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!?"

"THE PLUM JELLY MAY BE GONE BUT THE BEETS ARE STILL HERE!!!!!"

"CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY THE PLUM TURKS JUST STARED AT THEIR PLANTS WITH A BIG WIDE OCCASIONARY SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!?"

"HOW MANY PLUM TURKS DO WE HAVE?!"

"HOW MANY OF THEM ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM TURKS ARE FREAKIN' OUT!!!!!!!!"

"WHY ARE THERE ANIMAL ORGANS IN THESE PLUM PUDDINGS????!!?!?!?"

"THE PLUM TURKS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!!"

"WHERE ARE THE CHOCOLATE AND KIDDERMILK PLUM PUFFS???!!?"

"WHO CARES ABOUT THE CHOCOLATES!!!?!?!"

"WHERE IS THE CANDY!!!!!!!?!"

"WHY ARE THERE BEETS AND SNOWFLAKES IN THESE CUPCAKE PLOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"

"WHERE IS MY BROWN RUSSIAN RICE???!!!?"

"WHERE IS MY SPARKLY GREEN PLUM!!!!!!?"

"WHY ARE THERE LIVESTOCK IN THESE PLUM CAKES!!!!!!?"

"WHERE IS MY CRUMBLED GOLDEN CRUST!!?!"

"WHY ARE THERE BLACK PLUM PUDDING FORCES!!!!!!!!!!!?"

"WHERE ARE MY BLUE AND GREEN STUFFED PUDDINGS!!!!!!?"

"WHERE IS THE BLUE & GREEN FLOWER POPCORN!!!!!?!"

"WHERE IS THE BLUE & GREEN STRAWBERRY COTTAGE!!!!!!!!!?"

"WHERE IS MY PURPLE GLACIER!!!!!!!!!?!"

"WHO GAVE THE PLUM TURKS A PLUM!!?"

"WHERE ARE THE FRESH PLUM PUDDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHERE IS THE SLOW FIRE PLUM!!!!!!!"

"WHY CAN'T I HAVE A PEACH!!!!!!!!!!?!"

"WHY CAN'T I GET SOME MORE FRESH GRASS!!!!?"

"THE PLUM TURKS ARE TRYING TO BREAK INTO MY FRONT DOOR!!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM TURKS ARE RUNNING AMONG MY PUMPKINS!!!!!!!!"

"GET THEM BACK!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM TURKS ARE GOING TO ATTACK!!!!!!!"

"GO, YOU POISONOUS PLUM!!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM TURKS ARE GETTING AWAY!!!!!!"

"WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"

"WHERE IS THE FLOWER POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!"

"THE PLUM TURKS ARE GOING TO ATTACK!!!!!!"

"WHY CAN’T I HAVE ANY MORE BLUEBLOSSOM PLUM!!!!!?"

"WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT PLUM PUDDINGS?????!!!!!!!"

THE BLACK AND RED PLUM TURK HAS REGAINED ITS LEGACY!!!!!!!!"                  

THE WHITE PLUM TURK HAS BEEN REPLACED BY THE GOLDEN PLUM TURK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHERE IS MY GREASY AND DELICIOUS VEGETABLE BAG!!!!!??!"

"THE VEGETABLE BAG IS STUCK UNDER MY SUGAR PLUM PORKERS!!!!!!!"

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF HIGHER BEINGS IS A SUGAR PLUM PORKER?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

"DON'T QUESTION IT!!!"

"WHAT IS IT?!?!?"

"THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS THAT MAKE SUGAR PLUM PORKERS GOOD!!"

"WHAT ARE THE THINGS?!!?"

"MY VEGETABLE BAG AND MY PREPURPOSE PUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT HAPPENED!!!?"

"WHAT IN HELL IS A PREPURPOSE PUNT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"A PREPURPOSE PUNT IS THE PULL OF A LONG STRIP OF PUTRID PORK RIVER!!!!!!!!"

"WHEN I SAY PREPURPOSE PUNT, I MEAN PREPUPOSITE PREPPOSITE!!!!!!!!"

"OKAY, SO WHAT IS A PREPUPOSITE PREPPOSITE?!"

"IT'S A PREPARED PROPERTY OF SOMETHING ELSE THAN THE PREPONTIUS!!!!"

"OKAY THEN, WHAT IS THE PREPONTIUS?????!!!!!"

"IT'S SOMETHING ELSE THAN THE PREPREPARATORY PREPONTIUS!!!!!!!"

"COULD YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT THE PREPREPARATORY PREPONTIUS IS?!!!???"

"IT'S SOMETHING ELSE THAN THE PREPRODUCTORY PREPOSTERIOR PREPOTENTIAL PREPONTIUS!!!!!!"

"YOU'RE HURTING MY BRAIN!!!"

"IT REALLY IS ONLY THE PREPOSITION OF SOMETHING ELSE THAN THE PREPREPARATORY PREPREPREPOSTERIOR PREPOSITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THERE ARE NO PREPOSITIONS OF THE PREPREPARATORY PREPREPREPOSTERIOR PREPOSITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"OF COURSE THERE IS! IT'S JUST LIKE THE PREPARATORY PREPARITORY PREPARATORIA PREPARATERIOR PREPARATERIOR PREPARATERIOR PREPATERIOR PREPARATORY PREPARATERIOR PREPARITORY PREPARE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"OH, YOU MEAN LIKE THE PREPASTORIAL PREPARATORY PREPREPARATION PREPARATORY PREPOTENTIAL PREPREPARADUMS PREPRACTICAL PREPARATIONS PRACTICAL PRACTICES PRACTICS PREPRACTICE PREPRACTICE PREPARE!??!!"

"YES!!!!"

"NOW, WHO DOES ALL THE PREPARATION OF PREPOSITIONS?!!?"

"THE PREPOSITION PREPARATION PREPARATORS!!!"

"WHO ARE THEY?!?!?"

"GUYS, THE PLUM TURKS ARE SNEAKING UP TO ATTACK YOU!!!!"

"THE PLUM TURKS WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!!!!"

"LOOK!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I LITERALLY TOLD YOU!!!"

"YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!"

"YOU ASKED FOR THIS!!!"

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOW!!!"

"WHY DO WE ALWAYS GET CAUGHT IN THE MIDST OF THESE FIGHTING PLUM TURK FIGHTS????!!?"

"BE GONE, YOU VILE BEASTS!!! OWOWWWWWWWWWWWOWOWOWOWOOWOWWWWWW!!!"

"NOOOO!!! DON'T ATTACK THE HARMLESS PLUM TURKS!!!"

"RUN!!! THEY ARE ATTACKING!!!"

"WAIT!!! I NEED TO GRAB MY PLUM JELLY!!!"

"WHY DOES THE PREPARATIVE PREPONTIUS HAVE THREE CHOCOLATE CHILI MIX-ITS!?!!?!"

"THE FIRST ONE IS A CHOCOLATE CHILI MIXTURE, THE SECOND ONE IS A CHOCOLATE JELLY, AND THE LAST ONE IS A CURRY BOWL!!!"

"HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT ALL THAT INFORMATION FROM JUST LOOKING AT THEM!!!?"

"IT'S BECAUSE I'M JUST BETTER, OKAY???!!!"

"NO!!!!! YOU ARE NOT!!!!!!"

"WELL THEN, HOW DID I KNOW THE NAMES OF THE CHOCOLATE CHILI MIX-ITS!!!???"

"CHOCOLATE CHILI MIX-ITS???!!!"

"YES, CHOCOLATE CHILI MIX-ITS!!!"

"WHAT ARE MIX-ITS???!"

"MIX-ITS ARE THE CUPS WITH THE CHOCOLATE CREAM WHIPPED WITH THE CHOCOLATE BUTTER AND MILK!!"

"WHAT ARE CUPBOARDS????!"

"WHERE DID THAT QUESTION EVEN COME FROM?!?!?!"

"JUST ANSWER IT!!!"

"OKAY, CUPBOARDS ARE...THEY'RE...THE PREPOOVERAL PREPONTIUS!"

"NO WAY!!!"

"IT WAS IN THE BOOK!!!!"

"WHAT BOOK???!!!?"

"THE PREAMBLE OF THE PRESTIGIOUS BOOK OF PREPOSTEROUS PREPOSITIONS!!!"

"THAT BOOK DOESN'T EXIST!!!"

"WHAT!!!?"

"I SAID, THAT BOOK DOESN'T EXIST!!!"

"OKAY THEN, FINE!!!"

"FINE! WHAT IS A FRYING PAN THEN!?!??!"

"A FRYING PAN IS A FRYING PAN!!!!"

"THAT'S NOT HELPFUL!!!"

"FINE!!! A FRYING PAN IS A DIRTY TRASH PAN!!!"

"WHAT'S THE USE OF CALLING A FRYING PAN A DIRTY TRASH PAN WHEN EVERYTHING IS IN THE DISH!?!?"

"FRIED EGGS AND DOUGHNUTS!!!"

"WHAT ARE FRIED EGGS!!?!?"

"FRIED EGGS ARE MOSTLY FOR BREAKFAST!!!!"

"WHAT IS BREAKFAST!!!?"

"BRUNCH!!!!"

"WHAT'S BRUNCH!!!!!?!"

"BRUNCH IS A TIME WHEN PEOPLE GROW FAT AND FEEL GREAT!!!!!!!"

"WHAT KIND OF FATS AND FEELS DOES BRUNCH HAVE!!!!!!!?"

"BRUNCH HAS A BUNCH OF DELICIOUS THINGS THAT CAN HELP MAKE YOU FEEL SO GROSS YET SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING YOU EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!?"

"THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER HEARD WAS WHEN A FLORIST WROTE 'DO NOT PAY YOUR VENDORS ON THIS DAY!'!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A VENDOR????????!!?"

"IT'S A STORE WHERE YOU PURCHASE PAPERBACKS!!!!"

"WHAT'S A STORE???????????"

"IT’S WHERE YOU PURCHASE A LOT OF PUFFS!!!!!!"

"WHAT’S A PUFF!!!?!!!!!!!?"

"IT'S A PICKLESANDER!!!"

"A PICKLESANDER?!?!"

"YES, A PICKLESANDER! IT'S A HUGE PIE THAT SOMEONE MAKES!!!!"

"AND WHAT'S A PIE!!!!"

"YOU'RE SO DUMB!!! A PIE IS....IT’S A BIG PIECE OF ALMONDS!!!!"

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY ALMONDS!!?"

"BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH GREASE AND SALT!!!"

"WHAT ARE SALT!!?!"

"IT'S SEA MONOPODS!!!!"

"WHAT ARE MONOPODS!!!?"

"MONOPODS ARE HUMANS!!!!!"

"WHAT DO HUMANS DO WITH THEIR SALT???!!!?"

"NOTHING!!!!!!!"

"WHAT ABOUT THEIR PIES???!!?"

"YOU DON'T HAVE PIES!!!"

"HOW DO YOU HAVE PIES THEN!!?!?"

"IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SALT WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO TO THE SALE, THEN YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM AT HOME!!!"

"BUT WHY IS THERE NO SALT IN THE POINTLESS RIVER OF THE WORLD!?!?!?"

"WHY SHOULD THERE BE!!?!?!?!"

"WHY DOES THERE HAVE TO BE!!!?"

"ALL THE PLUM TURKS HAVE BEEN CAPACIOUSLY ATTACKED BY US!!!!!!"

"HOW ARE THEY CAPACIOUSLY ATTACKED BY US!!!?!"

"WE'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY ALL THE PLUM TURKS!!!"

"ALL THREE OF THEM!!!"

"THE PLUM TURKS ARE KILLING THE PREVENTS!!!"

"ALL THREE OF THEM!!!!!!!"

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

"GET AWAY, YOU FILTHY SPINACH!!!"

"FISH!!!"

"DUCK!!!"

"PORK!!!!"

"GOODNESS!!!! THE PLUM TURK IS ATTACKING ME!!!!"

"GET OFF OUR PLANET!!!"

"WELL IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THE PREPARATION PREPOSITIONS AWAY FROM ME AND THE REST OF THE POPULARITY, THEN GET READY TO LEAD THE PLUM TURK AGAINST US!!!"!!!"

"LET'S SEE WHO ELSE IS INCOMPETENT!!!!"

"WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO BE INFORMED THAT THEY WERE INSUFFERABLE!!!?"

"ME!!!!"

"THE PLUM TURK KNOWS HIS OWN WORMS!!!!"

"WHOSE WORMS ARE THEY???!!!"

"MY WORMS!!!!"

"WHO WAS THE LAST ONE TO REMEMBER ABOUT THE PIZZA!!!!!!"

"I WAS!!!!!!!!!!!"

"NOW LISTEN UP!!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR PIZZA OR IF YOU DON'T GET PAID RIGHT NOW, THEN IT WILL END UP DEAD!!!!"

"...WHY MUST WE PAY THEM!!!?"

"DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?! YOU'VE ALL BEEN ATTACKED BY US!!!!"

"HEY!!!!"

"WHAT!!?"

"WHAT'S A PIZZA???!!?"

"A PIZZA IS... IT'S A PIECE OF ALMONDS AND MILK WHIPPED WITH THE CHOCOLATE CHIP CREAM!!!!!!!"

"HOW DO YOU MAKE CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!!!?"

"BY MAKING LEMON MERINGUE!!!!"

"CAN YOU MAKE LEMONS WITHOUT LEMONS!!"

"NO!!!!!!"

"BUT WHYYYYYY?!?!?!"

"BECAUSE EVERY ONE OF THE MIX-ITS HERE ARE FULL OF SO MANY SALT POTATOES!!!!"

"WHAT ARE SALT POTATOES?!?!"

"ARE YOU CRAZY!!!?!?!?!"

"WITH THAT NUMBER OF POTATOES, YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH SALTS TO SWIM DOWN THE ENTIRE VOLLEYBALL TEAM!!!!!"

"WAIT!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!"

"WHYYYY!!?"

"BECAUSE IF YOU DO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THESE STUFFED APPLES!!!!!!!"

"WHAT’S A PLUMPUER!!!!!!?"

"A PLUMPUER IS A PORTUGUESE PEASANT WHO GETS INTO AN FIGHT WITH OTHER PLUMPUERS IN THE OPEN FIELD!!!!!"

"WHY IS THAT!!!?!"

"FORCEFUL ENERGIES!!"

"WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A PIZZA IS!!"

"WELL...!!!"

"CAN YOU SAY IT ALREADY!!!?!"

"A PIZZA IS THE THIRD BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO YOU ON THIS EARTH!!!!!!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!"

"PIZZAS ARE THE COOKED NUTRIENTS OF LIFE!!!!"

"WHAT DOES THE COOKED NUTRIENTS OF LIFE MEAN!?"

"THE PIZZAS ARE THE CHIPS, NUTS, AND JELLY IN WHICH YOU COOK THEM!!!!!"

"WHAT’S A JELLY!!"

"IT'S SOMETHING WHICH COOKS PASTA!!"

"WHAT’S PASTA!!!!!!?"

"A PASTA IS A PICKLED OMELET!!!!!"

"BUT WHAT’S A OMELET????!!??"

"IT’S WHEN THE MOMENTARY FOOD STARTS TO MOVE ONTO A PLANK OF SAUCE AND A PLANK OF HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!"

"WHAT IS SAUCE?!"

"SAUCE IS...SAUCE IS WHEN YOU MAKE A LOT OF CHOCOLATE AND ADD MORE SO YOU DON'T NEED ANY SAUCE AFTER THAT!!!!!"

"OHHH..."

"THAT’S IT!!!! THAT’S THE POINT OF PIZZA!!!!"

"WHAT’S A PIZZA!!!?!?"

"IT’S YOUR COOKED CHICKEN!!!!"

"WHAT’S COOKED CHICKEN!!!!!"

"IT’S WHEN YOU ROAST CHICKENS AND MAKE THEM REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!"

"WHAT’S GOOD!!!!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU DRESS THEM IN PIZZA!!!!"

"WHAT'S A ROAST?!?!??!?!"

"IT’S WHEN YOU DRAIN PIZZA OUT OF THE COOKED PIZZA AND USE ITS POWDERED INSIDES AS A FROSTING FOR CUSTARDS!!!!"

"WHAT'S A CUSTARD???!!?!"

"IT’S WHEN YOU MAKE CAJUN FUDGE AND CHOCOLATE CHIP PIES!!!"

"WHAT’S CAJUN FUDGE!!!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU TRY TO CATCH COOKED FUDGE IN A POTTERY WITH PIZZA!!!!"

"WHAT’S A POTTERY!!!?!"

"IT’S THE CONSTRUCTION OF A BATHROOM AND A TOWER!!"

"WHAT'S A BATHTHROOM!!!!!?"

"IT'S WHEN YOU WASH YOUR HEAD WITH CLEAN CLOTHING!!!"

"WHAT'S A CLEAN CLOTHING!!?!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU DRIVE A CAR THROUGH PINE TREES WITH THE SHARP EDGES!!"

"WHAT’S A VEHICLE!!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU DRIVE OVER BROOKLYN PARK WITH YOUR CAR CRASHING THROUGH FROSTED TREES!!!!"

"WHAT’S A FROSTED TREES!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU WRECK A HOUSE!!!!"

"WHAT’S A HOUSE!!!!!!!!?"

"IT’S...IT’S WHERE YOU KEEP A LOT OF PEOPLE!!!!"

"WHAT'S A REFRESHMENT!?!?!"

"It’S WHEN YOU MAKE COFFEE FOR YOURSELF!!!!"

"WHAT'S COFFEE!!!?!"

"COFFEE IS WHEN YOU MAKE A VERY BIG SOUP AND YOU EAT IT!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A SOUP!!?!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU STEAM SOME BONES!!!"

"WHAT'S SOME BONES?????!!!??!"

"THE BONES OF THE HUMANS THAT COME BEFORE YOU!!!!"

"WHAT’S A HUMAN!!!?!?"

"THE BONES OF ALL THE MONSTERS YOU CAN SEE!!!"

"WHAT'S A MONSTER!!!?"

"THE TERRIBLE MONSTER THAT HAS TO WATCH OVER YOUR TOMORROW!!!!"

"WHAT'S A TOMORROW!!!!"

"IT’S WHEN YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE!!!"

"WHAT’S UNCOMFORTABLE!!"

"IT’S WHEN YOU FEEL EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S WORSE!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU FEEL EVEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S MORE UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU FEEL WORSE!!!!!!"

"WHAT IS IT!!!!!!?!"

"IT’S WHEN YOUR BRAINS GO BOOM!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S MY BRAIN!!!!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOUR BODY BUILT A BAG OF STEEL!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT’S A BAG OF STEEL!!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU MAKE A BIG PISTACHIO PUKE WITH YOUR BONES!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A PISTACHIO PUKE!!!!???"

"IT'S WHEN YOU GET SOME PISTACHIOS AND YOU GRIND THE PISTACHIOS UNDER YOUR KNUCKLES LIKE GROUNDED GRASS!!!!"

"WHAT'S GROUNDED GRASS!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU SHAKE UP ALL THE SALT FROM THE GROUND, THEN RUB THE SALT AGAINST THE TOP OF A CUP AND RUSH IT DOWN URGENTLY!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT’S URGENT!!!!!?!"

"IT’S WHEN THE SALT IN THE CUP BEGINS TO EXCHANGE SPACE BETWEEN THE CUP AND THE COUNTERTOP AND YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A COUNTERTOP!!!!!!?!"

"IT’S WHEN THE COUNTERTOP BECAME DISAPPOINTING!!!!!!!"

"WHAT’S DISAPPOINTING!!!!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU BURN OFF TWO POTS OF SOUP AND A PILE OF BREAD AT THE SAME TIME!!!!"

"WHAT'S A PAIR OF PANICBLUE SKINS!!!!!!!?!"

"IT'S WHEN YOU BURN DOWN ALL YOUR FRIEND'S BAKED CHIPS OR CHOPPED FRUITS AND LET THE FOOD LEAD TO THEIR DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A DESTRUCTION!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO BUILD ONE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!"

"WHAT’S A PALACE!!?!"

"IT’S WHEN YOU START TO FEEL VERY HUNGRY BUT THERE’S NOTHING TO STAY THE FIRE!!!!"

"WHAT'S A FIRE!!!!!!!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A HOUSE!!!!!!?"

"IT'S WHEN YOU BLAST THE FLOOR EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"

"WHAT’S THE SCREAMING!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SMOTHER AND DIE!!!!"

"WHAT’S A SCREAM!!!!!!"

"IT’S WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND BREATHE IN AIR WHILE THE LIGHTNING IS SPILLING OUT OF YOUR EARS!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A LIGHTNING!!!!!!?!"

"IT’S WHEN YOU BURN INTO A WHITE BITE OF HAWK!"

"WHAT'S A WHITE BITE OF HAWK?!"

"IT’S WHEN YOU ARE DEHYDRATED BY A BUNCH OF EGGS AND SNIFF THEM!"

"WHAT’S AN EGG!!!?"

"IT'S WHEN YOU CRUSH UP EVERYTHING YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON AND PUT IT IN A MIXED CUP!"

"WHAT’S A MIXED CUPS!!!?!"

"IT’S WHEN YOU SHORTLY BECOME SICK, THEN YOU SLAUGHTER THE OTHER THINGS YOU CAN GET HANDCUFFS ON AND SHOVE THEM IN THE CELLULOSEPHENIA!!"

"WHAT'S A CELLULOSEPHENIA!!!!!!?"

"IT'S A PLACE WHERE YOU HAVE TO ENDURE PAINFUL BACON AND MILK AND EATING MOLD!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S MOLD!!!!!?!"

"IT'S WHEN YOU MAKE CHEESE PIE BUT MAKE SOME MOUSEFISH INSTEAD!!!!!"

"WHAT'S CHEESE!!!?"

"IT'S WHEN YOU MAKE MEAT LOAF AND IT'S SO HOT THAT YOU HURT YOUR NOSE BECAUSE YOU HAD TO PRESS YOUR EYES OPEN AND YOU ONLY GOT SMOKED!!!!"

"WHAT'S SMOKED!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU MAKE SOMETHING YOU SHOULD NEVER CONSUME AND YOU HAVE TO SWEAT AND ROAR IN ORDER TO AVOID TEETHFUL TEETH!!!!"

"WHAT'S A TEETHFUL TEETH!!!!"

"IT’S WHEN YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH AND FEET AND YOU GRAB ANYTHING YOU CAN WITH THEM!!!!"

"WHAT'S A TONGUE!!!?"

"IT'S WHEN YOU DRAG YOUR THINKING SKULL THROUGH PINEYTONS TO GET IT TO STOP TAPPING!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A PINEYTON!!!!"

"IT'S WHEN YOU CATCH THESE PRETTY OLD BIRDS IN A POOL, ROAST THEM ALIVE AND COOK THEM IN FRESH WATER AND THEY’RE THE PERFECT MEAL!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A POOL!!!!!"

"IT’S WHEN YOU GET FISH OUT OF GOURMET TARTLETS!!!!!!!"

"WHAT’S A GOURMET TARTLETS!!!!!?"

"IT'S A DELICIOUS, TART DISH FULL OF SUGAR AND PEAS AND DRIED FERNALMS!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'RE FERNALMS?!?!??!"

"IT’S A DELICIOUS DISH FULL OF PINEAPPLE BACON AND SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT’S A SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!?!"

"IT'S A DRINK THAT YOU MAKE WITH ALL THE SUGAR AND THE JELLY AND EGGS!!!!"

"WHAT'S A JELLY!!!!!!?"

"IT'S WHEN YOU COOK THE KALE AND YOU COOK THE LIME WITH IT! IF YOU'RE GOOD, YOU MAY CATCH A DOG WITH YOUR KNEES!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A DOG!!!!!?"

"IT’S A BRUTE THAT COULD SWALLOW A CHEEZING CAT!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A CHEEZING CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"

"IT'S WHEN YOU RUN THE CHEEZEING CAT UP AND YOU MAKE HIM COMPLIMENTABLE!!!!!"

"WHAT'S COMPLIMENTABLE!!!!!!!"

"THERE'S NOTHING QUITE LIKE COMPLIMENTATION!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S COMPLIMENTATION?!?!?!??!"

"IT'S WHEN YOU'D LIKE TO SIT AND LISTEN TO YOURSELF SAYING SOMETHING BUT CAN’T CONVERSATE!!!!!!!"

"WHAT’S SIDE OF THE STORY!!!!!!!?"

"IT’S WHEN YOU GET UP EARLIER AND EVEN TRIGGERED BY THE DUST INSIDE YOUR HOUSE, BURN DOWN EVERYTHING UNCONSCIOUS AND BURN DOWN MORE THAN YOU’RE BOTH BURNED IN!!!!!!"

"WHAT’S AN INSIDEHOUSE!!!?"

"It’S WHEN YOU GET A COUPLE OF MONKEY DOBS IN A POT JUST TO SEE THEM BECOMING ANOTHER SPECIES!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A PARTY!!!!!!!?"

"THIS ISN'T A PARTY!!!!!!! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!"

"WHAT'S A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!?"

"I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT A NIGHTMARE I HAD!!! FIRST OF ALL, I REALIZED THAT BURRITOS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY LIFE!!!! THEN, A FEW PEOPLE WHO KEEP CALLING ME BY MY FIRST NAME FINALLY FIGURED OUT THAT I WAS ACTUALLY A WOMAN!!!!! FINALLY A FEW PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPIT OUT THEIR OWN WORD DECIDED WHO'S GOING TO BE THE ONE TO TELL ME!!!!!!!!"

"WOW, THAT'S SCARY!!!"

"I WAS SITTING ON A ROCK UNDER THE SUN, WATCHING THE MOON, WHEN I HEARD A VOICE RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!!!!! IT WAS MY BROTHER!!!!" 

"HE SAID WHAT!!!???!!"

"HE SAID: 'HELLO!!!'"

"WHAT DOES 'HELLO' MEAN!!?!?!!!!"

"THE WORDS ARE USUALLY SPACED OUT WITH TWO OR THREE EMOTIONS!!!"

"WHAT'S WORDS?!?!!!?"