What Ho Mrs Briskit Lyrics

What ho, Mrs Brisket,

Why not take a plunge and risk it?

The water's warm,

There ain't no crabs

And you'll have a lot of fun among the shrimps and dabs,

If for a lark

Some saucy old shark

Takes a nibble at your chocolate biscuit

Swim for the shore

And the crowd will roar,

What ho, Mrs Brisket! 

What ho, Mrs Brisket,

Why not take a plunge and risk it?

The water's warm,

There ain't no crabs

And you'll have a lot of fun among the shrimps and dabs,

If for a lark

Some saucy old shark

Takes a nibble at your chocolate biscuit

Swim for the shore

And the crowd will roar,

What ho, Mrs Brisket! 

What ho, Mrs Brisket,

Why not take a plunge and risk it?

The water's warm,

There ain't no crabs

And you'll have a lot of fun among the shrimps and dabs,

If for a lark

Some saucy old shark

Takes a nibble at your chocolate biscuit

Swim for the shore

And the crowd will roar,

What ho, Mrs Brisket!