The Monster That Devours Las Vegas Lyrics

We Were So Happy, Very Happy In Our Little Dessert Town,

How Could We Foresee Such A  Dark Soul Would Come Down.

Save Us Somebody Save Us Or Mortron Will Have His Way With Us

And Be the Monster That Devoured Las Vegas.

Hey Big Guy This Ones For You.

Look At The City, A Place Of Opportunity, Where Folks Can Mingle,

With The Likes Of Shecky Green Or Even Me. 

In Vegas Anyone Can Be A Star,

It Doesn't Matter How Depraved You Are.

Thank You Sir, Take My Wife Please.

Save Us Somebody Save Us Or Mortron Will Have His Way With Us

And Be the Monster That Devoured Las Vegas.

Mortron, Monster Of My Heart, Please Don't Take This Town Apart.

Because Of  What You Know, Why Not Enjoy the Show.

And Let Me Entertain You.

I'll Get That Morton And My Revenge Will Be So Sweet. 

I'll Get That Green Slime And Turn Him In To Sushi Meat.

I'll Have His Feet. Saute Them 'Til They Have A Golden Glow.

He'll Be Sorry That He Ate My Little Toe. Mitsubishi. 

Save Us Somebody Save Us Or Mortron Will Have His Way With Us

And Be the Monster That Devoured Las Vegas.

Spare Him, Let's Not Have A Fight.

He's A Scientist's Delight.

We'll Understand Him And We'll Respect Him,

And When We've Won His Trust Then We'll Dissect Him!

Save Us Somebody Save Us Or Mortron Will Have His Way With Us

And Be the Monster That Devoured Las Vegas.

I Am Mortron The Malevolent And Las Vegas This Just Isn't You Day.

Look At the City, The Very Heartbeat Of The World.

Look at These People. The Pretty Boys And Likely Girls.

It's Gone Too Far.

I Don't Think Las Vegas Should Exist, I've Put It On My Demolition List. Aha

Save Us, (I Love You Morton) Somebody Save Us 

Or Mortron Will Have His Way With Us. (I'll Get that Green Slime)

And Be the Monster that Devoured Las Vegas. 

(Hey you Wouldn't Want to Hurt Frankie And Sammy Would You?)

 And Be the Monster that Devoured Las Vegas.