The Show Must Go On

"It's no big deal to call the coast, when you're in L.A.

Now you might feel that it's the most, but it just ain't that way.

Hollywood's no mystery when it's just up the street.

And meeting stars ain't no big deal 'cause stars are all you meet.

And the show must go on and on and on.

You've heard it all before, but here's a new one.

If it's hot, we'll take a shot and make a deal.

'Cause the show must go on and on and on.

Touching fame by dropping names is the game you gotta play.

I just wrote the hook of life. It's a killer tune, you'll say.

I spoke to Paul and Linda, but they might not have heard.

My full page spread in billboard is scheduled August 3rd.

And the show must go on and on and on.

You've heard it all before, but here's a new one.

If it's hot, we'll take a shot and make a deal.

Does anybody ever know how anybody feels?

And the show must go on.

But no one cares unless you're number one.

And the show must go on and on and on.

And the show must go on and on."