A Couple Of Swells
We're a couple of swells
We're a couple of swells
We stop at the best hotels
We stop at the best hotels
But we prefer the country far away from the city smells
But we prefer the country far away from the city smells
We're a couple of sports
We're a couple of sports
The pride of the tennis courts
The pride of the tennis courts
In June, July and August we look cute when we're dressed in shorts
In June, July and August we look cute when we're dressed in shorts
The Vanderbilts have asked us up for tea
The Vanderbilts have asked us up for tea
We don't know how to get there, no siree
We don't know how to get there, no siree
No, siree
No, siree
We would drive up the Avenue, but we haven't got the price
We would drive up the Avenue, but we haven't got the price
We would skate up the Avenue, but there isn't any ice
We would skate up the Avenue, but there isn't any ice
We would ride on a bicycle, but we haven't got a bike
We would ride on a bicycle, but we haven't got a bike
So we'll walk up the Avenue
So we'll walk up the Avenue
Yes, we'll walk up the Avenue
Yes, we'll walk up the Avenue
And to walk up the Avenue's what we like.
And to walk up the Avenue's what we like.