Listen, baby. I start playing poker, I start playing when I move to US. First month, I lose money. I lose like $500. Then I realize why I'm losing. It's 'cause I'm not drunk enough. You gotta be professional. You gotta be professional, which mean you drink every day, at least two six packs. I'm Scotty Nguyen, baby. You think I walk into casino sober, like some amateur? That's no good. When you sober, you need good cards to win. Look at me, baby. I'm Scotty Nguyen. You think I need to make good hands to win at poker? No way, baby! I only need deuce seven off suit. That's how I play poker. When I drunk, when I pick up suited hand, I don't even play the hand. I don't want suited. I play only offsuit. I don't want to make a flush. I don't need flush to win, baby. I need seven high. I flop no pair, no draw--I love it. I love it, baby. I continue with hand, I got nothing. I don't care. I check raise. I'm drunk.