Sometimes people ask me the key to being a comedian. They say, "Dane. What's the key to being a good comedian? I want the key. The key, Dane! What's the key! Will you give me the key, Dane?!" And I'm like, "I will in fact give you the key. Every morning, get on your telephone, and call Japan. Call a household located within Japan. A Japanese person will answer the phone. Start talking to the Japanese person. Have a conversation with him. He will speak Japanese. You, on the other hand, will be speaking Japanese gibberish. Then start making noise. Just a bunch of noises. Put your hands in a bowl of ice. And say, "Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby." Say this while you're on the phone with the Japanese man. Do this every morning for 100 mornings straight. Do it as soon as you wake up. I don't care if you wake up next to a Puerto Rican hooker. Every morning. Do that for 100 mornings in a row. And I guess maybe that'll make you a great comedian. It might not, though. You might also have to spend some time writing jokes.