"Guess what, I realized the most effective way of communication within our family is to text each other from our bedroom."

「你知道嗎？我發現我們家庭最有效的溝通方式就是每個人都在自己的房間發短訊給對方。」

Son: Hey mom, I can’t drink Herbal Tea Today.
Mother: Any explanation? Is it because the Herbal Tea is too bitter? Son: Nope. All because I am having a cough, I can’t drink "cold" drinks. 

(Note: the Chinese translation of Herbal Tea is literally "Cold Tea".)

仔仔：媽咪，我今日唔可以飲涼茶啊。

媽咪：點解啊？係咪覺得太苦？

仔仔：唔係啊。因為我咳，所以唔飲得「凍」嘢。

One day the curator came to find me.
Curator: "Can you provide some humorous jokes for this exhibition?" Me: "Okay." 

I raised my feet and put them on the chair.
The curator was puzzled and asked, "What are you doing?"
Me: "I'm pulling up my socks."
(Note: The Cantonese pronunciation of “pulling up socks” is similar to that of "humor".)

一天，策展人來找我。 

策展人：「為了這個展覽，你能提供一些幽默的笑話嗎？」

我：「好呀。」

我把腳舉起來放在椅子上。 

策展人不解，問我：「你在做甚麼?」 

我：「我在『 休襪』（幽默）。」