Brass Knuckles

What the name implies. This melee weapon doubles the damage of the wearer's physical attack power when used, but can be taken off to use bare fists.

No Ammo

Beef

Originally a chain saw chassis, the Biological Energy Electrical Funnel was manufactured by Rocco to combine various objects he had at his disposal in his hideout at the beginning of Episode 2. Made up of vacuum hoses, small garbage cans, lids, and pots, this weapon can only be used at pretty close ranges since it relies on the hose making contact with the opponent.

The weapon was designed and created before the memes began to break into his property. It attempts to drain the bodily strength of those it touches when activated. This results in a very slow drain of current power, and fairly fast drain in current health to those it touches while the trigger is pulled.

No Ammo

Er Rifle

Modeled after a generic pistol, this weapon is a futuristic handgun that fires sound waves from a Pat instead of bullets. The technology for this weapon was originally founded by CyphGod, but most often used by low-class memes and as the earliest weaponry Damani and Rocco acquire.

As stated in Pat's description, a property his screams possess allows targets to be designated and leave those NOT targeted unscathed, which lets the Er Rifle's inhumanly loud sound waves shoot out in a narrow cone, leaving those out of it's aim (including it's user) unharmed.

Ammo:

• Er Cartridge

Booty Blaster

Originally Rocco's design, taken by the memes and used against the two friends. This metal shotgun has a blue tint, reflects the sun and sky, and has a red handle, trigger, hand rest, and sight. The body of the weapon being metal means it withstands heavy damage and doesn't easily break down or degrade.

Ammo:

• Booty Shells

Super Booty Blaster

This weapon uses the original Booty Blaster blueprints to create a weird superpowered monstrosity. This weapon essentially doubles the width of the Booty Blaster body, and adds ANOTHER barrel to the end of it. With that said, this weapon consumes double the ammo of the Booty Blaster EX, but ALSO deals DOUBLE the amount of damage.

This is most useful at closer range, where all Booty Blasters do more damage at, since ALL bullets hit the same target at once. This version of the Booty Blaster can also hold moderately more shells at once than the original two.

Ammo:

• Booty Shells

Cock Obliterator 9000

Originally a song, this compilation of noises finds itself manifested as a rapid-fire weapon designed and mass manufactured by CyphGod, sometimes called the CO9000. He also developed the technology that powers the Er Rifle with Pat's sound waves, to which this weapon uses a modified version of. The chassis of the weapon is made of Skeen, a magically strong material of fleshy consistency.

Er Rifles take the sound waves in fairly large increments and shoot it out without modifying it, something this weapon does NOT do. The sound waves are first modified from Pat's voice to CyphGod's voice, a calling card of sorts. They're then syphoned out MUCH slower than the Er Rifle, allowing one cartridge to power WAY more shots than it's prior design.

Ammo:

• Er Cartridge

Kennen Launcher

Designed by Rocco after the memes started to show themselves on Earth, this weapon is crafted from pieces of metal and other objects like cans and door handles, either smelted down and formed into another object or molded to fit into a rocket launcher looking body.

This weapon uses Rockets as it's ammunition and when shot, the back thruster will be activated, propelling the explosive projectile until it collides with a wall, opponent, or other rocket.

Ammo:

• Rockets

Windows XP Rifle

This fully automatic weapon fires fake generated errors to overpower those hit by them. The weapon does NOT need to spin-up and fires extremely fast projectiles that deal fairly low damage, but rack up quickly from the sheer amount of them.

Ammo:

• Memes

Meme Machine

A reference to Rocco's phone in the real world at the time, used to record many memes used and seen\heard in the series. This sniper-esc weapon deals heavy damage but utilizes the ENTIRE container of memes and takes a while to reload.

Ammo:

• Memes

UBUNTOO

After learning how to infuse weapons with memes from the Meme Machine 9000, Rocco went on to create this beast of a gun from materials around The Meme Dimension. Ripping up pieces of floor and using materials exclusive to the dimension, Rocco built this almost indestructible body, to which the ammunition hides inside.

The main body of the weapon is parts of flooring from various places around The Meme Dimension, and has three heads at the front-end. These three heads have memes infused with durag energy, shooting out an Ubuntu logo. This projectile will cause a massive explosion when it impacts with a body, floor, or other object.

Ammo:

• Memes