- when he gets drunk he speaks in a Russian accent.- he really likes the Untitled Goose Game and pictures that little boy with the toy airplane as Near while he messes with him in his godly goose form.- he sings really loudly in the shower. Like, he’s basically screaming. He also wins arguments with the soap bottles in there.- I am very biased. HOWEVER. I feel as though he would be the type to pole dance specifically because it is fun and for exercise. More so in an alternate universe where he has time for hobbies and whatnot.- I feel as though he would despise drinking lemonade. The citrus does not accompany the taste of chocolate well at all and we know how much he eats that stuff so I feel like he would just taste that every time he drinks lemonade, therefore avoiding it altogether.- give him a topic and he can rant about it for as long as he’s allowed. He has very strong opinions about many a thing, even mundane things. Whenever Matt gets bored he just brings up one of those topics and lets Mello go at it for however long.- *drops chocolate* *stares down at it* *picks it up* *blows on it* *eats it*- on that note, he licks the chocolate off of donuts. And puts the rest back.- tuck his hair behind his ear oh my god just do it. He won’t show it, in fact he’ll most likely bat your hand away if you do it too suddenly, but the gesture is so innocent and comforting to him and makes him feel cared for.- when Mello shops, he SHOPS. The man is intense. It becomes a ritual, knowing exactly what stores to go to that carry his precise style and which ones have the best prices. If you offer to go with him, god help you. You’re being dragged around all day and perhaps, if he’s really in the zone, into the night as well. He’s mainly focused on buying for himself but, if you ever start to express a desire to leave, that’s when he’ll start to offer you clothes to try on and keep you busy.- he has some of the most creative insults you ever did hear. They were most likely created when he was young and couldn’t curse (thanks, Roger) and he occasionally uses them when he’s out in public and there are children nearby.- he doesn’t laugh a whole bunch, but when he does it’s the most unrestrained, boisterous, adorable laugh ever like wow. I don’t know why but I always imagined him to be the type to not hold back when he laughs, just happy to have something to laugh about. This often times leads to him snorting while he laughs and it’s so damn cute.