The Captain

Data

Name Unknown

Codename Captain ☠☠☠☠, Cap, Captain Avalon, Captain Avenger, Captain Kerosene, Captain L. Ron, Captain Marvel, Captain Power, Captain Ron, Captain Ultra, Captain Universe

Age Early 30's

Residence New York

Status Alive

Relatives Unidentified Mother

Faceclaim Jason Lee

Backstory

The man who would be one day be known as The Captain was an ordinary (slightly stupid) human from Brooklyn. He spent his life frequenting bars and getting into fights, as a child his alcoholic mother hung his teddy bear from a noose.

One night, while on a bender in the streets of Brooklyn, two aliens of unknown origin named Spa-fon and Squa-tront, came across the man who was to become the Captain. They granted him the "Messianic Sidda-Complex," the "Heartstar of the space between galaxies." He was tasked with using his newfound power and glory to "make this nightmarish land of 'Brooklyn' a better place." He then used his newly-gained superhuman powers to beat the aliens to death because he "thought when you hit leprechauns on the head they turned into gold coins." Finding that this was untrue, he bent over with the intent of robbing them, and instead vomited onto his extraterrestrial benefactors,

He was recruited to join the anti-terrorist superhero team known as Nextwave.

The Captain seemed to have a quieter life after leaving Nextwave, often criticizing the superhero life. While having a drink in a New York City bar, Nova came crashing through the wall after trying to fight a monster released by Mole Monster. Revealing himself to be a superhero, Captain decided to team up with Nova against the monster after his drink was spilled. After taking down the rampaging monster, Captain told Nova to only trust himself and to leave the superhero life as other superheroes won't appreciate him. He also once again accused Captain America of not caring about people like them as he once dumped him in a dumpster.