Some people don't just work for the money. They have other motives. Take my ex-wife's divorce attorney. He has a 55 hour a week job. And he doesn't just do it for the money. He also does it to be a cocksucker. That's a nice bonus for him. When he was choosing careers, he thought to himself, "Should I make $200,000 a year as a nuclear physicist, or $190,000 a year as a cocksucking lawyer? I don't know. On one hand, I'd like to make an additional $10,000 a year. But on the other hand, I want to be a cocksucker. You know what? Money isn't everything. Forget the $10,000. I'm gonna major in pre-law, and minor in cocksucking."