Let me tell you something about fabric softener. I don't use it. Fabric softener? Are you kidding me? When I put clothes in the dryer, I add a piece of sandpaper. Who the hell uses fabric softener? I want to know. Give me a list of local fabric softener users, so I can add it to the list of local sex offenders. If you buy a product known as Downy or Snuggle, then get the fuck out of my neighborhood.